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OCTOBER 7, 2011 9:46AM

Moon of Yellow Flowers

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The Osage Indians called September "The Moon of Yellow Flowers."  It's October now, but I thought I'd share some photos from last week which demonstrate how appropriate the name is.   These were taken Sept. 28th at Melvern Reservoir in Osage County, Kansas, and Sept. 30th at the Prairie Center in Johnson County. 

 

 

 

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Maximilian sunflowers  (Helianthus maximiliani).  Notice how their faces are turned toward the sun - they didn't even realize I'd snuck up on them to shoot pictures. 

 

 

Tall goldenrod (Solidago canadensis).  There are several species of goldenrod, but this is the one most of us are familiar with; it occurs not just in prairie settings but in meadows and roadsides across much of the continent. The blooms cause grief for people with allergies, but they also have a wonderful scent.

 

 

Seed pods of prairie milkweed (Asclepias sullivantii)

 

 

Not all the September wildflowers are yellow. Here is snow-on-the-mountain (Euphorbia marginata) - the flower heads of this plant are less showy than the white and green striped leaves.  

 

 

I couldn't identify this one. It resembles false fascicled foxglove (Agalinis fasciculata) but the stamens are wrong.

 

 

Broomweed (Gutierrezia dranunculoides)

 

 

A box turtle. When I was a kid I saw these all the time, but this was the first one I'd encountered in several years.

 

 

Common sunflower (Helianthus annuus). This species has long been used in agriculture, and hundreds of varieties are now cultivated worldwide for their oil and seeds.

 

 

Sunflower close-up with three little  bugs

 

 

Large-flowered gaura (Gaura longiflora)

 

 

Blue sage (Salvia azurea)

 

 

A spider climbs into the sky. Her web was across the path, and when I tried to get a close-up shot she took off up a strand like she was flying.

 

 

Jersualem artichoke (Helianthus tuberosus).  The roots of this sunflower were a valuable food source for Native Americans.

 

 

Rose hips on prairie wild rose (Rosa arkansana). These are larger than most rose hips, about the size of a cherry.

 

 

Leavenworth eryngo (Eryngo leavenworthii). I love the metallic purple color of these fierce-looking flowers.

 

 

A wasp feeding on stiff goldenrod (Solidago rigida)

 

 

Rose vervain (Glandularia canadensis) or, as it used to be called, rose verbena (Verbena canadensis).  I have no idea why they changed the name - in growth habit, foliage, and blossom it's nearly identical to the verbenas commonly used in horticulture.   Whatever the taxonomists call it, rose verbena has one of the loveliest scents of any wildflower.

 

 

False boneset (Brickellia eupatorioides)

 

 

Willow-leaved sunflower (Helianthus salicifolia) with a bumblebee

 

 

 

 

all images © 2011 by nanatehay

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Great shots. Love the milkweed shot. All great tho.

It's my understanding that it isn't the goldenrod that bothers people, but the inconspicuous ragweed that blooms at the same time and the goldenrod gets the blame...
These photos are wonderful. I can smell, taste and evenhear the colors.
I really like your nature posts. You have a great eye for the detail and the latin botanical nomenclature is a bonus. I have a camera load of photos from this summer but haven't sorted them out yet. One is my current desktop...Indian Paintbrush and wispy seedpods like that one you took...mine from the banks of the FallRiver in August.
Gorgeous... caught with an artist's eye. Love them all but especially the thistles, milkweed, and the turtle! Osage: love the sound of the word. We have the Osage oranges here though they are a light green. I might have a Fall photo post up my sleeve too 'cause God knows the words are in short supply these days.

I'm glad you didn't include the ragweed though. AAAA....aaa....CCCccHHOOOOOoooo.
Myriad, that's exactly true; though pollen in general can be problematic for some allergy sufferers, ragweed is far, far worse than goldenrod, and since they bloom at the same time and goldenrod is way more visible, it gets the blame. Last week I saw a so-called *health expert* on CNN talking about allergies, and he said "Ragweed is the main culprit" then held up a stalk of goldenrod to show what "ragweed" looks like. Yet another reason to give up CNN as far as I'm concerned.

Linnnnn, I'm glad you could hear them. I haven't had that happen since the last time I took mushrooms... :P

AKA, when are you going to post the photos from that trip? I love Indian paintbrush - what species was it?
What gift giving occasion is it today?
Seeing these felt like Christmas, or my birthday!

Thank you for a lovely gift for the eyes!
Scarlettt, I didn't know you had Osage orange up there. I actually had a picture of one of those freaky giant green fruits laying on the ground that I almost included in this post. Get working on your fall photos post!

Linnnnnnn, now I think about it, prairie wildflowers do have a sound; the crunch of hiking boots on the path, and meadowlarks and wind through the grasses

Mhold, that you enjoyed these photos is a gift to me. Thank you.
Beautiful photos-- I'm envious of the colors where you live.

(Now all that's missing is for Frank Apisa to show up and point out that some of thse flowers aren't actually yellow, there's no moon in any of the photos, and in any case you took them in the wrong month so it's all futile anyway.)
Love these, especially your juxtaposition of buds and bugs. We need pretty pauses in this tough world, and you are able to embrace both sides, head on.
Stunning display of autumn beauty. ~R~
Ah, so lovely. I can feel the autumn sunshine!
Nana-Great photos! They make me yearn for springtime. Is there any chance your mystery shot could be phlox or diascia?R
nanatehay,

Castilleja miniata.
Soon I hope. Next few days are busy for work.....
Thankee Jonathan!

Written, you're crackin' me up over here.

Lea, "Buds, Bugs and Beyond" has long been my personal motto...

M.C., October on the prairie is beautiful too. The sumacs and plum thickets turn red and purple, and the tallgrasses have a palette of fall color which, to me, is as glorious as the woods in New England.

It's been a great autumn so far Jeanette, warm days and lots of sun.
This is a whole lot of gorgeous. So much yellow beauty. We have Osage oranges here, and I gather a few every fall to watch their entropy take place on my kitchen counter. They become like shrunken heads. What a cutie, the turtle–look at his tiny freaky angry hiding face! You're disrupting his hibernation prep.
Beautiful - thank you for sharing
You are truly an artist Nanatahey and to know the Latin names of all the plants. I am impressed! The ruffled exterior on the pedals of the one you could not identify indicates it may be some form of Chrysanthemum, although I can’t identify it either it is their time of year. Up here we call Digitalis; Fox Glove but Digitalis grows on a stalk. I looked up Agalinis fasciculata to see the foliage and I would hazard a guess if your mystery plant has similar foliage it is variety of specie Chrysanthemum.
Julie, there is a species of prairie phlox, but it's a spring bloomer, and I've never heard of diascia escaping into the wild around here; it's only hardy to zone 7 or so.

AKA, that's one of those cool Western species; in my area we only get Castilleja coccinea and Castilleja sessiliflora.

Greenheron, that turtle was irritated as hell alright - once he realized I didn't want to eat him he was all "Step off and let me get on my way you stupid primate." Osage orange fruit do get weird-looking as they age, though in most cases outdoors the deer eat 'em before that happens. When I was a kid we'd have fights with them; you can easily knock a person out with a head shot.
These are stunning!! Well done!
I'm glad you like my pitchers Lammchops!

Jack, no self-respecting plant geek can talk about wildflowers without throwing the Latin names in there. And yeah, for most people, "foxglove" means digitalis purpurea, but common names can be misleading and sometimes the same name is given to entirely different species, which is why the Latin comes in handy to get exact identifications. For instance, one of the wildflowers in this post is called "snow-on-the-mountain" but there's also a type of groundcover used in horticulture with the same name. Regarding chrysanthemum, I have my doubts. The only species of chrysanthemum I've ever seen in the wild around here is ox-eyed daisies, and mums are a composite flower with long, strappy petals, while the mystery plant up there seems more like some kind of legume. For the record, I'm kind of a wildflower snob and don't photograph plants that aren't natives - admittedly, it's possible that the purple one is an exotic, though I'd wager it's a native because of where I found it.
Thank you Brazen Princess!
This was a fabulous walk through the meadow! Thanks for sharing and taking us along. I love the sunflowers and all the others too...
Hi Sheila - there's nothing better than a walk through the meadow on a sunny day when the flowers are doing their thing.
Truly beautiful photos.
This put me in a state of pure euphorbia!!

Hard to pick one shot above others but that leavonworth eryngo blows my mind!!!
the Leavenworth eryngo rocks ... very cool macro photos. your eye's capture is amazing.
I think Emily is taking the day off. Mary Kelly has a superb post today too with no EP.
You may have a future in photography. Outstanding pics. I especially liked the Seed pods of prairie milkweed, very dramatic.

Having been born and mostly raised in the Rockies, I'm still amazed to find that flat places can be beautiful too.
“snow-on-the-mountain"-“snow in summer” (Cerastium tomentosum). No self respecting horticulturalist ever uses common names. Hey bro if we ever do get to finally have those beers we can talk about: Guns, Women, and Flowers!
A botanical man...yummy.
Thanks for these great shots! So many I don't recognize, but I do recall that one summer we drove across country three times, I stopped the car endlessly going through Kansas because there were so many cool flowers to photo...
The mystery looks like a mutant prairie rose : )
Love that wild purple Leavenworth eryngo, a teasel cousin??

...and I always wondered what goldenrod actually looked like.
A good anti-inflammatory, diuretic, helps strengthen veins for varicose vein sufferers, also antiseptic, aids in upper respiratory infections...great properties to this plant.
Thanks for these! It looks like it was a great day all around with that sky...
These photographs are really great. Love the milkweed shot. ~r
Hey... she's back!! Right on :D
Thank you Susan!

Trig says: "Pure euphorbia." Obviously he knew that the false boneset in this post was named for it's resemblance to boneset, which is one of the euphorbiaceae. Good eye Trig!

Cappy, I love the mountains myself, but the prairie has an understated beauty all its own. Wtf is wrong with Trudge, not inviting you to dinner? You're one of the original Gutter Krewe for crying out loud!

Jack; Guns, Women, and Flowers, and not necessarily in that order. One of my favorite websites is a place called:

http\\www.heavilyarmedfloralhottiesunleashed.com

Just Thinking: eryngo is in the parsley family, or Apiaceae, while teasel has a family all its own, the Dipsacaceae. They are similar in appearance though. Thanks for sharing the medicinal properties of goldenrod; it's amazing how many uses some of these plants we view as "weeds" can have.

Joan, the milkweed is one of my favorites too; it's like the floofy seeds are spilling out of the pods in slow motion.

Trig, the EP seems to have killed this post dead; there've been no comments for, like, forever now. :(

Just kiddin: thanks Emily!
Terrific! Now that our first frost is history, we're reverting to earth tones. This was a splendid reminder of the bounty we too enjoyed this year. I really liked your insect shots and the rose hips, but why pick favorites? (Thank you WildBlue for getting your satellite problems fixed - would have hated to miss this.)
Yeah the curse of the EP... I know for sure that I won't be reading any of your next few posts..
It's been a good year for flower lovers, Stacey. So it's frosted already there? We're stuck in a global warming thing here, with temps in the 80s for the last several days - not that I'm bitchin.
Trig, it's now de rigeur that you look down on me. I hope Gary From the Midwest doesn't see this or I'll be taunted mercilessly. :(
Haha Pitchers - back in my newspaper days I one of our photographers took exception to her photographs being called pictures - her husband was the worst culprit - they are divorced now. But really - have looked at your pitchers a couple times now - B-E-A-Utiful
Very beautiful nature photos.
I'll be anchoring upwind from all of those, beautiful.

Makes a man want to put on his snake boots

and grab ahold of his vasculum.
EP!! EP!! EP!!

Well done!
That was my reaction too Cappy, but then I remembered how uncool it is to get an Editor's pick. ;-)

Inverted, I had to Google vasculum. I've never used one, though there was a time when I used to drive around in rural areas with a shovel and a couple of plastic bins in the back of my vehicle. Yes, I was a wildflower poacher, though I never took any plants that were endangered and I haven't done it for several years now so please don't turn me in to the EPA.

I'm glad you think so Miguela!

That's hilarious, Lammy; the bounder should have known better!
These are amazing shots Nana! Congrats on the EP!
These are wonderful. You should send them to Kansas magazine - they are definitely as good as anyhting they publish. The turtle and the eryngo are especially wonderful as I don't see either in my neck of the woods.
Loved this, especially the common sunflower which look so happy! I see several things I tried to grow in my garden that failed. This is the next best thing :)
If you can't get out there this post is the next best thing to being there. Good collection and I am imaging the scents in the air too.
On a sidebar (my roots are showing), the Osage, who were a tribe forever, are not officially recognized by the US guvmint, while the Seminole, who were never really a tribe, are. Go figger.
Thanks Susie! And here I was wondering about the blacklist...

Keri, I've actually thought a time or two about submitting some of my stuff to them. It's maybe something I should do instead of just thinking about it.

Thank you for visting, Dirndl Skirt. Whether in a meadow or in someone's yard, there's something inherently happy about sunflowers.

Tom, the Osage were for a couple centuries the strongest tribe in the central prairie region, and many of our place names and names for other tribes are Osage words. They were a formidable people, the men often standing nearly seven feet high, but they never went to war with the United States. Of course, they were paid back for that by having almost all their lands stolen and then being shoved down onto a reservation in Oklahoma. "Manifest Destiny" was a merciless whore.
Superb shots, Nana. I like the spider. Do you know what kind it is? Some kind of orb-weaver?
And congrats on the EP -- flowers always help win over the ladies
These are amazing. Breath-taking.
I'm not sure what kind the spider was, Man Talk. I do know that when a spider gets on me I scream like a Girl Scout. One time I went walking in some woods that had a lot of spiderwebs spun across the path and I got separated from my friends - they said they could track my movements from a distance by the periodic shrieks as I stumbled into each web and imagined yet another arachnid on my neck with fangs poised to inject deadly toxins into my jugular vein.

I actually hate flowers, Tom, but I pretend to like them for the chicks. Don't tell anyone I said that...

I'm glad you like 'em Lorraine. Please disregard the remark I just made to Tom. :P
You have a really nice soft-side touch. And the pics are enchanting with their color, clarity and detail. Thanks.
I remember walking around at a garden center, in a dusty corner of one of the buildings, and sensing that I'd walked through a spider web. I just brushed it off and kept wandering around, although every once in awhile, I'd feel...something. When I went outside to find my husband, one of the employees there said, "Um, are you afraid of spiders?" And I said, "Yes, why?" Well, you can probably guess the rest. I won't go into all of the embarrassing details.
What incredible photographs! I felt like I had left New York for awhile. Rated for beauty (especially liked the unidentified pink flower).
Well isn't this a palate cleanser of an piece...
great pics Nana, I love Indian Summer we haven't had much of one here lots of rain and humidity, now dark and chilly already frowny emoticon here.
Beautiful my friend!! WEEPING!!
Moon of Yellow Flowers and all the beauty this moon beings.
Lovely all of these, especially the rose verbena.
Lovely you who brings them.
Nice pics. I used to see a lot of wildflowers in my pasture, but fewer these last few years. Maybe it's the hayin' (I don't use it), maybe the lack of rain early.

Good to see you get E-Peed upon. A Golden Shower for Golden Flowers. Kinky, but cool.
Well deserved EP. Mushrooms? Well...
Very lovely! You are a keen photographer!
OMG, you have a gift for this! These remind me of the movies we used to get in school, with the Aaron Copeland music. I loved those films.

Congrats on the EP and R!
You got all seven colours of the spectrum here, & here was me thinking prairies were monotone.
I love the A. Indian asides, & the pharmaceuticals in comments ~ probably they tie together ? & tell about the camera ~ what kind of machine produces images like these ?
( I'd ask bbd but he'd go on for hours ... )
Anyway thanks ; you're a proud Kansan ( ? ), & I see why.
You may have seen this coming from me, but so what.
"William Blake : Ah! Sunflower

Ah! sunflower, weary of time,
Who countest the steps of the sun,
Seeking after that sweet golden clime
Where the traveller’s journey is done;"


nature is a fine damn thing to turn to when we need
proof of intelligence in the universe.
Thanks to Tink for sending me over here! Beautiful shots! I love sunflowers but they are an August thing here in Utah. Loved the box turtle! Cool shell design on that one! Also loved the Leavenworth eryngo flowers purple color! I have a morbid fascination with spiders. They both scare me and fascinate me.
Thanks for the horticultural experience. Frankly, sunflowers while beautiful, creep me out. I keep thinking they are alien life forms and they're watching me. Hey! that top one just blinked. R
love the photos, such lovely images. good of you to find all their names too!
aaaaaaaah, kansas wildflowers. be still my midwestern prairie heart. sharp focus, great choices, lots of yellow, bugs and all, this is an absolutely terrific collection and compilation, jeff. i was looking at them, thinking how different things like salvia and gaura (we have lindheimeri) are here from what's native in KS. like everyone else, i love the milkweed (which is hard to grow here, go figure - it's a weed) and the turtle with the looong digging nails.

but a favorite story has to do with rose hips. i had a few rosa rugosas at the last house that were the ugliest plants in the winter, all brittle grey branches (with grey thorns), looked entirely dead, but for the huge orange hips the size of tangerines. i guess everything has a redeeming feature. :)

congrats on the EP. of course it's deserved - this is gorgeous. it's only uncool to get one when someone writes crap and it gets one.
Grif, shhhhh, ix-nay on the oftside-say unless the ix-chay are around.

Jeanette, I'm busting a gut picturing the scene you left out of your anecdote. I'm sure it was no more disgraceful than what I would have done.

Erica, New York's a beautiful state in its own right, at least the parts I saw up around Lake Champlain were.

I'm sorry you aren't having much of an Indian summer up there Rita. I'd send some of our weather your way if I could; it's supposed to be almost 90 here tomorrow.

Tink; tears here at the news of your weeping, real tears. :D

Lovely you, Anna, for the way you are and the wonderful things you say. Thank you, friend.

Paul: "Golden Shower for Golden Flowers." Thank you sir, for your delicacy and refinement!

Linnnnnnn, don't act like you don't know what I'm talkin' 'bout. ;-)
Leonde, long time no see! Thank you.

Thank you too, Zuma. I saw your photo essay and intrepid journalizing a bit ago and you do damn fine work yourself.

I am a proud Kansasn, Kim. We don't get much respect from the folk who call everything between NYC and LA "The Flyover" but there's a lot to see here if one takes the time to get off the Interstate and look around. My camera is a Canon Powershot A2000 IS, with 6X zoom and 10.o megapixels. It's a modest little digital camera, but for 200 bucks or so it does pretty well.

I didn't see it coming, James, because I'm not as well acquainted with William Blake as I should be. I know I can always count on you to add some literary tone to my comment threads.
So very pretty. Thank you for bringing them in to our homes to see.
Painting The Stars, my fascination with spiders is only equalled by my morbid dread of them. You're in Utah? I'm envious; some of the most amazing, mindblowing landscapes I've ever seen in my life were when I spent a week or so driving and hiking around the Moab area. Arches National Park, Canyonlands National Park, Deadhorse Point, The Maze, inching along 4-wheel drive trails on the rim of the Colorado River with desert bighorn sheep on one side and a 3000 foot vertical drop on the other, Anasazi ruins here and there if you knew where to look, watching shooting stars while sitting next to a juniper/sagebrush campfire - it was all just beyond belief. I so wish I'd had a decent camera on that expedition.

Trudge, can I have some of that chronic you're bogartin?

Dianaani, I knew about half the Latin names without having to look; the rest I found in my little library of wildflower books. Yep, hard copy books - how weird is that!?

Candace, rose hips the size of tangerines you say? Why didn't the wildlife eat 'em? Rose hips are excellent food for people and critters alike. And yeah, it's fun finding native cousins of horticultural plants out in the field, and if Salvia azurea isn't available yet in nurseries, it should be. There are lots of prairie natives that've made their way into garden center catalogues over the years; echinacea, penstemon (Husker Red is a nice cultivar), gaillardia, tradescantia, coreopsis of various kinds, etc., and they're offering more and more of them all the time.

De nada, Bleue; there's no point in taking pitchers if there's no one to see 'em.
This is the Nana, at peace, that I enjoy the most :). You and that brother of yours both have excellent 'eye' for life shots, both Nature and people and manage to provide such a feast as a result.. well deserving of the EP :).

Rated for I hope you had a zoom lens (too close to that hornet!)
All the adjectives that would do justice to your heartstoppingly beautiful photos have been used, but since they're all poetry in motion, I'll turn to verse (although I see James has already beaten me to it, damn him):

Fall unfurls her banner
A dazzling blue sky
Sun coaxes the prairie
Shy wildflowers sigh
The Moon of Yellow Flowers
Says 'arise' to the throng
And the glorious prairie
Rejoices in song.

(I would apologize to Robert Browning but there is absolutely no danger of anyone accusing me of even the lamest attempt at imitation.)
Margaret Feike has captured in verse

all the stuff that your lens work is;

there's a gift.
Thanks for visiting, Ume. Margaret's a gifted writer by any measure, and she's nowhere near as vicious as she seems.

Marjie, that is very awesome!

Seer, that was done in macro, no zoom, but the hornet seemed too intent on the nectar to worry about me. Regarding being at peace, to everything there is a season... :P
Can we assume the movie Arachnophobia was not one of your favorites? What's so scary about the little guys. Spiders are cool and their webs are insanely beautiful. Now that I'm in a poetic frame of mind, here's a favorite by Walt Whitman that celebrates the much maligned arachnid.

A NOISELESS, patient spider,
I mark’d, where, on a little promontory, it stood, isolated;
Mark’d how, to explore the vacant, vast surrounding,
It launch’d forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself;
Ever unreeling them—ever tirelessly speeding them. 5

And you, O my Soul, where you stand,
Surrounded, surrounded, in measureless oceans of space,
Ceaselessly musing, venturing, throwing,—seeking the spheres, to connect them;
Till the bridge you will need, be form’d—till the ductile anchor hold;
Till the gossamer thread you fling, catch somewhere, O my Soul.
plain gorgeous
Mirabilis nyctaginea? my bid for the mystery flower
and congrats on the EP

*whispers suck-up* :D
Yeah, real tears!! And also discovering that Ed I Tor's favorite colors for flowers are yellow!! (Unless Tink posts then her favorite color changes to red or orange!! :D)

I'm better now, I've had some sleep, and some soda pop and even got to put in some resumes for jobs, one of them as a financial analyst!! My god man, do you know what they do?

Fudge the books!!

I CAN DO THAT!!! :D

What were we talking about?

Oh yeah, I'm with trig, I can't read ya for like maybe two posts now!! I can flag ya for a post, but I hate doing that!! You're my friend, friends don't flag friends, unless it's Cap'n or Trig, then, it's okay, cause they like flags!

Wait, is that the right term with what they like?

Frags?

Lags?

I forget!!!
I love anything bright, bold and beautiful. You got me at the title. I love the yellow flowers especially. Thank you for sharing your gifts.
Marjie, doesn't Walt "Janky" Whitman write lyrics for the Wu-Tang Clan? I love his verses about the spider, but they don't seem to jibe with the hip-hop oeuvre.

Thank you for the sucking-up, Julie, though next time could you put a little more fawning into it? :P

Tink, I too will be not reading my next several posts, will only click on them in fact to hit the "flag" button. I hope you get to be a financial analyst so I can call you and scream "Why are my financial records no longer in the shoebox I keep in the drawer with the extra twist ties and dead batteries and stuff? Where's my tax form? What? What do you mean I haven't filed my taxes in nearly a decade? That's what I hired you for you maggot!"

Good to see you Mary! Thank you for your kind words, and the Moon of Yellow Flowers is definitely bright and bold, some people might even say tacky, but then those sort of folk are into doing their landscapes in color themed arrangements of whites and eye-soothing lavenders. That might fly in the suburbs but the Osage would have been mortified. ;-)
I can scream back, "I threw that shoebox away, it had mice turds in it, no records!! Mice turds are not tax deductible dill hole!!"

Then we can weep like little school girls and watch live feeds of the North Dakota State University Vs. Kansas Tech on our small 11 inch screen we got at the Good Will Store!!!!

Which by the way, is tax deductible!! Teehee!! :D

(I'm saddened though, I had to start flagging some Spammers, they're not posting live feeds of high school games, or junior high, just NCAA, who the hell wants to watch a bunch of college pricks play skeet ball on the web??????????)
Mouse turds may not be deductible, but they're representative of my net worth after nearly five decades of existence. Can I write off my vodka and crack expenditures as business expenses?
yes, yes you can!

Do you take them while you work on your award winning blogs?

And aren't you a blogger by profession according to what the FBI has on file about you?

YES!!! YES!! GLORY BE, You can deduct the crack, the meth, and the vodka and possibly the mixers you use to make the Bliss Bomb(take crack, meth, and vodka, mix with Cola, generic cola you got from the dollar store!!! Drink down and wonder if God just hates you or loves fucking with ya!!!!!)
Dammit Tink, under the Patriot Act the NSA has set up programs which automatically monitor all electronic communications and which key on flag words such as "FBI" and "meth" and "bliss bomb", particularly the "bomb" part of "bliss bomb." Due to your indiscretion they're probably sending a SWAT team to my house right now. :[
hey, you didn't even say if I got the flower right!
Oh shit, you're right! I was so focused on the need for people to adore me more that I forgot about Mirabilis nyctaginea! Checking in Tallgrass Prairie Wildflowers... and... "wild four o'clock" they're called, and by the book illustration it does seem approximately right in flower shape and color, and the stamens do have the same golden tips. I need to do a Google image search now but you may have nailed it Julie.
laugh, you are adored plenty.
and cool!! (I love being right....it's probably the most annoying trait i have)
Are you crackin’ on Walt “Sampson” Whitman? I am currently putting the finishing touches on an unauthorized biography I coauthored with literary giants Kevin Trudeau and Sylvia Browne and I have unearthed some very interesting facts about that randy grayhair. The women couldn’t get enough of him and his shaggy pate; he was the Johnny Depp/Bob Marley/Don King of his day. Their husbands didn't have to worry though; in fact it was the other way around because he was also the Freddy Mercury/Rock Hudson/Liberace of his day, if you get my drift. The Good Gray Poet had a sizzlin’ smokin’ hot side and before he wrote "Leaves of Grass," he penned a notorious underground bestseller called “Locks of Lust.” He's also the patron saint of Hair Club For Men.
As for the Wu-Tang Clan, yeeesssss! You sure do know your music!!! WW has indeed been and continues to be the the primary influence on these gentle fellows; in fact the song Protect Ya Neck was their fond tribute to him, inspired by his tresses and how handy they are in the winter, in lieu of a wool scarf.
Good news and bad news Julie: I was able to find some pretty good pics and it's a close match in appearance, and the book says it occurs in the kind of place I found it, but, like other four o'clocks, the blossoms supposedly don't open 'til the afternoon. I took that photo around 8 in the morning, which doesn't necessarily rule out your identification but it makes me wish I'd looked closer at the foliage when I was there. We'll have to call it a firm "Maybe." :(

Marjie, I'd never crack on Walt, his alarming personal proclivities and abnormal hirsuteness notwithstanding. The influence of 19th century American literature on modern rap music is a topic which is long overdue for some scholarly attention, so I'm looking forward to your forthcoming book. It's a little known fact that Snoop Dogg wrote "Gin and Juice" after reading Longfellow's Song of Hiawatha under the influence of some bubonic chronic, and Biggy Smalls was famous for reciting excerpts from Walden to the bitches and hoes during concert afterparties.
yo, say what now/?
"The influence of 19th century American literature on modern rap music"...

i see some byron maybe , i mean he was the Elvis of his era,
but the wordsworth or coleridge
nexus
i gotta read
to believe.

blake i know applies. he is pretty much the whole
damn picture, if we ever catch up to him.
too bad he didnt know Freudian or Jungian or , ha,
Oprah
psychology.

rappers love oprah. i know this from the joint.
they admire her billions.
I KNOW, Julie; so close!

Good point, James. I've never watched Oprah's program, but having seen every episode of "The Dave Chapelle Show" at least 7 times, I know all I need to know about that vile woman.

Throw your arms in the air, wave 'em around like you just don't care, 'cause LORD BYRON IS IN THE HIZZY!
I'm sure I think I knew or dreamed all this, from reading about it in New Jack Gangsta Rapper Cultural, Literary & Symphonic Quarterly!! Or maybe it was Hood & Barrio or even Architectural HUD Digest. Anyways I think that is so wonderful how music and writing complement each other and as for post-concert book discussion group garden parties that allow pets, well why not? It's all the rage these days.

But - are you sure you're not under the influence of "bubonic chronic." LORD BYRON IS IN THE HIZZY. James says he was the Elvis of his era: ha ha, true James. I think Lord Byron might have been familiar with bubonic chronic but he sure could write:

The Destruction of Sennacherib

The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee

Why isn't this post showing up on the cover?
I think it's not showing on the cover 'cause they have a new thing now where they only load half a new cover on Friday, then have the cartoons on Saturday, then on Sunday they take the cartoons off and put on a new half-cover above the old half-cover from Friday. At least, that's what happened last weekend, not that I was paying attention.

There are many odd literature-music connections. Just a while ago I was listening to "Xanadu" by Rush, which is based on the poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, and from there I went on to the Rush album 2112, which is based on the works of Ayn Rand. Yeah, I know, Rand was a semi-demented freak of nature who influenced the generation of economists who in turn ruined our nation, but it's a good album. So then I went on to play the early Fleetwood Mac song "Green Manalishi With the Three-Pronged Crown" followed by the Judas Priest cover of the same tune, then the Judas Priest cover of Joan Baez's "Diamonds and Rust" followed by Hole's cover of Fleetwood Mac's "Gold Dust Woman." The weird thing is that so many people were surprised when Rob Halford came out as a gay man. I mean, come on, weren't they paying the least bit of attention during the last 30 years?

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, "The Destruction of Sennacherib."

Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

And there lay the steed with his nostril all wide,
But through it there rolled not the breath of his pride;
And the foam of his gasping lay white on the turf,
And cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.

And there lay the rider distorted and pale,
With the dew on his brow, and the rust on his mail:
And the tents were all silent, the banners alone,
The lances unlifted, the trumpet unblown.

And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail,
And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal;
And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword,
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!





Now THAT'S a poem!
Ayn Rand is a..."semi-demented freak of nature." Really? Because this doesn't strike me as the core philosophy of a semi-demented freak of nature.

1. “Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed” or “Wishing won’t make it so.” 2. “You can’t eat your cake and have it, too.” 3. “Man is an end in himself.” 4. “Give me liberty or give me death.”

Talk about multiple blasts from the past. I love Rush, I don't care if some of the guitar solos last 15 minutes or longer.

A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride

The Green Manalishi. Wow. I've never heard it by Judas Priest and I don't think I want to; that's FM's song (actually Peter Green's swan song with the band. He was its founder I believe). Although I've never heard anything by Judas Priest so maybe they do okay by it.

I don't know if too many people know Fleetwood Mac pre Buckingham/Nicks, but I liked them better. Not that Stevie and Lindsay didn't add something and I loved Bob Welch (Hypnotized, Future Games) and Danny Kirwan too but they shed their bluesy origins which they did so well. Gold Dust Woman is an eerie song; I think that's about Joe Walsh & her & cocaine. I like Christine better than Stevie as a singer. Brown Eyes from Tusk is one of my favorites. Peter Green played on it.

The Destruction of Sennacherib is too much to take in at once; I have to take breaks when I read it because it's so sad and beautiful. But here's one you're almost forced to race through. I love Gunga Din.

Gunga Din

YOU may talk o' gin an' beer
When you're quartered safe out 'ere,
An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it;
But if it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water, 5
An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it.
Now in Injia's sunny clime,
Where I used to spend my time
A-servin' of 'Er Majesty the Queen,
Of all them black-faced crew 10
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din.

It was "Din! Din! Din!
You limping lump o' brick-dust, Gunga Din!
Hi! slippy hitherao! 15
Water, get it! Panee lao!
You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din!"

The uniform 'e wore
Was nothin' much before,
An' rather less than 'arf o' that be'ind, 20
For a twisty piece o' rag
An' a goatskin water-bag
Was all the field-equipment 'e could find.
When the sweatin' troop-train lay
In a sidin' through the day, 25
Where the 'eat would make your bloomin' eyebrows crawl,
We shouted "Harry By!"
Till our throats were bricky-dry,
Then we wopped 'im 'cause 'e couldn't serve us all.

It was "Din! Din! Din! 30
You 'eathen, where the mischief 'ave you been?
You put some juldee in it,
Or I'll marrow you this minute,
If you don't fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!"

'E would dot an' carry one 35
Till the longest day was done,
An' 'e didn't seem to know the use o' fear.
If we charged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin' nut,
'E'd be waitin' fifty paces right flank rear. 40
With 'is mussick on 'is back,
'E would skip with our attack,
An' watch us till the bugles made "Retire."
An' for all 'is dirty 'ide,
'E was white, clear white, inside 45
When 'e went to tend the wounded under fire!

It was "Din! Din! Din!"
With the bullets kickin' dust-spots on the green.
When the cartridges ran out,
You could 'ear the front-files shout: 50
"Hi! ammunition-mules an' Gunga Din!"

I sha'n't forgit the night
When I dropped be'ind the fight
With a bullet where my belt-plate should 'a' been.
I was chokin' mad with thirst, 55
An' the man that spied me first
Was our good old grinnin', gruntin' Gunga Din.

'E lifted up my 'ead,
An' 'e plugged me where I bled,
An' 'e guv me 'arf-a-pint o' water—green; 60
It was crawlin' an' it stunk,
But of all the drinks I've drunk,
I'm gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.

It was "Din! Din! Din!
'Ere's a beggar with a bullet through 'is spleen; 65
'E's chawin' up the ground an' 'e's kickin' all around:
For Gawd's sake, git the water, Gunga Din!"

'E carried me away
To where a dooli lay,
An' a bullet come an' drilled the beggar clean. 70
'E put me safe inside,
An' just before 'e died:
"I 'ope you liked your drink," sez Gunga Din.
So I'll meet 'im later on
In the place where 'e is gone— 75
Where it's always double drill and no canteen;
'E'll be squattin' on the coals
Givin' drink to pore damned souls,
An' I'll get a swig in Hell from Gunga Din!

Din! Din! Din! 80
You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din!
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
You're kidding about Ayn Rand, right? Whatever her favorite platitudes were, her fanatical vision of libertarianism was based on a warped, blinkered, nearly retarded understanding of economic and historical realities. That wouldn’t bother me much if she was just another author, but her beliefs heavily influenced people like Alan Greenspan and the Chicago school of economists which came to ascendancy in the closing decades of the 20th century and, with their belief in the rationality of the market and in minimal government intervention, led us down the path to economic collapse and an ever-growing income inequality which is destroying not just our working and middle classes but the very fabric of our society. Ayn Rand? Puh-leeeze!

You're right about Fleetwood Mac; they were entirely different early on under Peter Green than what they became later. And definitely, Christine's a better singer than Stevie, though a lot of people think otherwise.

"Gunga Din" reminded me of this one:

The sons of the Prophet are hardy and bold,
And quite unaccustomed to fear,
but of all the most reckless of life or of limb
was Abdullah Bulbul Amir.

When they wanted a man to encourage the van
Or harass a foe from the rear,
Storm fort or redoubt, they had only to shout
For Abdullah Bulbul Amir.

This son of the desert in battle aroused
Could spit twenty men on his spear.
A terrible creature when sober or soused
Was Abdullah Bulbul Amir.

The heroes were plenty and well known to fame
That fought in the ranks of the Czar.
But the greatest of these was a man by the name
Of Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

He could imitate Irving, play euchre or pool
And strum on the Spanish guitar.
In fact quite the cream of the Muscovite team
Was Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

The ladies all loved him, his rivals were few
He could drink them all under the bar.
Come gallant or tank, there was no one to rank
With Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

One day this bold Russian had shouldered his gun
And donned his most truculent sneer.
He went into town, and straightway ran down
Abdullah Bulbul Amir.

"Young man", quoth the Bulbul, "Is existence so dull
That you're eager to end your career?
For infidel, know, you have trod on the toe
Of Abdullah Bulbul Amir."

"So take your last look at the sunshine and brook
And send your regrets to the Czar.
By this I imply you are going to die,
Mr. Ivan Skavinsky Skivar."

Said Ivan, "My friend, your remarks in the end
Will avail you but little, I fear.
For you ne'er will survive to repeat them alive,
Mr. Abdullah Bulbul Amir."

Then this bold Mamalouk drew his trusty skibouk
With a cry of "Allah Akbar."
With murderous intent he ferociously went
For Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

They parried and thrust, they sidestepped and cussed
Of blood they spilled a great lot.
The philologist blokes, who seldom crack jokes,
Say that hash was first made on that spot.

They fought all that night 'neath the pale yellow moon,
The din it was heard from afar.
And multitudes came, so great was the fame,
Of Abdul and Ivan Skivar.

As Abdul's long knife was extracting the life,
In fact he had shouted, "Huzzah!"
He felt himself struck by that wily Calmuck,
Count Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

The Sultan drove by in his red-crested fly,
Expecting the victor to cheer.
But he only drew nigh just to hear the last sigh
Of Abdullah Bulbul Amir.

Czar Petrovich too, in his spectacles blue
Drove up in his new crested car.
He arrived just in time to exchange a last line
With Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

There's a grave by the wave where the Blue Danube rolls,
And 'graved there in characters clear,
Is "Stranger, when passing, oh pray for the soul
Of Abdullah Bulbul Amir."

A splash in the Black Sea one dark moonless night,
Caused ripples to spread near and far.
It was made by a sack fitting close to the back
Of Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

A Muscovite maiden her lone vigil keeps,
'Neath the light of the pale polar star.
And the name that she murmurs so oft as she weeps
Is Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
I love how you can make me (a native Kansan) see this place with new eyes. Really beautiful pictures! I particularly love the one of several sunflowers. Might need that. :)
Hi Jay. You like the Helianthus maximiliani, eh? Or were you referring to the Helianthus annuus? Just remember, these are all © 2011 by nanatehay. ;-)
Take a couple of Advil, draw the blinds, take some deep breaths, put a cold cloth on your forehead and set a spell.
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All better now? Great!

So all that is wrong with the economy today can be traced directly back to Ayn Rand and her beliefs? All fingers point to her? That sure seems like a lot of blame to heap squarely on one little woman, especially one who believed that "...individuals have innate nobility and that the highest duty of every individual is to flourish by realizing that potential," according to Alan Greenspan, commenting on her philosophy known as "Objectivism." But I probably don't have to tell you that. :)

Blaming Ayn Rand for today's woes is nonsensical. In fact, I think it's hogwash. In fact, I think we need more thinkers like her to get us out of this mess.

I've never heard of that poem, nor William Percy French. It does remind me of Gunga Din, a lot. But it's kind of startling how relevant it is for the 21st century and how it points up the ridiculousness and wastefulness of fighting. Even the bravest and the baddest are expendable, aren't they.

Well now you've got me thinking about war poems and I just learned of this poet Sigfried Sassoon, this year. He was also a soldier, in WWI.

A Mystic As Soldier by Siegfried Sassoon

I lived my days apart,
Dreaming fair songs for God;
By the glory in my heart
Covered and crowned and shod.

Now God is in the strife,
And I must seek Him there,
Where death outnumbers life,
And fury smites the air.

I walk the secret way
With anger in my brain.
O music through my clay,
When will you sound again?
Where did I say "all that is wrong with the economy today can be traced directly back to Ayn Rand and her beliefs"? I was commenting on her influence on the school of economics that ruined our country, and though I don't hold Rand personally responsible for that ruination, I feel a little strongly about the topic and don't have much use for anyone whose beliefs, at whatever remove, helped set the stage for it. Regarding Objectivism, it makes good fodder for dorm room rap sessions but is a little too juvenile for me to consider it a philosophy.
Considering things I've seen you say in posts and comments, it kind of surprises me to hear you defending a thought system which was created to justify libertarian beliefs which are, and I'm being kind here, really, really stupid. Are you a libertarian? If you are, you're way smarter than most libertarians I meet, so I'd be interested to hear your take on why you think that's a good way to go.

I love "A Mystic As Soldier." The final verse is a perfect description of the hell our vets experience when they come back here and everything should be OK for them but they're not really here, they'll never be fully here again because something of their humanity was damaged forever by what they've seen and done. I think something like 18 vets kill themselves every day - they are as much casualties of The Forever War as their friends who die in ambushes and IED attacks.

Now I need to go back to Kipling, to something he wrote which seems pertinent to our little embroglio in Central Asia:

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
and the women come out to cut up what remains,
jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
and go to your gawd like a soldier.


Then there's this, by someone named David Roberts:

Innocent bombs
innocent bombs
the bombs of goodwill
are falling still.

Fall friendly bombs
destroy the threat.
Will what we sow
Be what we get?

We bomb.
We bomb
So that tyranny may cease.
We bomb with love.
We bomb in peace.
Due to your indiscretion they're probably sending a SWAT team to my house right now. :[

I can fix that! Hold on --- let me get into my "I'M A LEADER OF A REVOLUTIONARY TERRORIST ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS NUKE THE WORLD, SCREW REVOLUTION!! AKA KILL EVERYONE AND LET THE MICE HAVE THE PLANET!!!" uniform (a zoot suit I bought at the Salvation Army!! HI FRED!!!) and rain down fire from above, or sing a song ----

NUKE THE PLANET,
GET RID OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS,
AS THEY SUCK, BIG OLE DONKEY DICKS,
BIIIIIIIGGGGGGG OLD DONKEY DICKS!

I DON'T TRUST REPUBLICANS, AS THEY WANT
ME TO PUT BLAME ON PRESIDENT OBAMA,
I DON'T TRUST DEMOCRATS, CAUSE THEY JUST AS
CORRUPT AS THOSE OTHER WEALTHY ASSHOLES WE
CALL...

POLITICIANS!!!

NUKE THE PLANET, KILL ALL HUMANS,
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE,
THAT WE GET RID OF THE DISEASE,
WOOO WOOO WOOO!!!

And I believe we probably should just get rid of the world too, it seems to be too broke to fix, so what the hell, dead space is an awesome item to have, maybe sometime a God who is bored can put a new planet there, called it Firth or Sarth or something stupid as Earth, and can put hairless apes on there, who call themselves Dirk or Mary or something stupid and they can kill each other with sticks, or hot pizza dough up their butts and they can say stuff like, "It's your fault you have hot pizza dough up your butt, asshole!! And it's your fault I'm taking all your money and leaving you a bloody mess on the side of the road, with two sticks jabbed into each eye, and up your pee pee hole!! GOD I LOVE POLITICS!!!"

And then we repeat the process of killing everyone and blowing up the planet cause dead space is better than an ugly planet full of screaming hairless apes!!!

NUKE THE PLANET, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE,
GIVE UP,
GIVE IN,
HOLD YOUR BREATH,
DIE! DIE! WORLD FUCKERS, UNTIE!!
UNITE?
FUCK THAT!

And that's how babies are made, by ugly people who have had too much too drink and didn't bring a condom!!

No, my friend, you not ugly, not according to what those fellows wrote on the rest room walls over at the truck stop.

"Nana has a nice ass!!! I'd tap that!"

But I don't think you can get pregnant that way. Maybe have butt babies, but we've had enough of those! I just flushed a load of them about 10 minutes ago.

What about Rand?

Nope, never read 'em!

Read Chan, he use to write cryptic shit, about angels coming down from Heaven and having sex with mortals and creating these 'Super Children' who didn't know their papa or mama was a fucking angel until they turned 21 and they sprouted wings and God, who doesn't like it when The Earth gets Super Children, so He decides he's going to kill the whole lot.

And the end of the book, all these parent angels are like, DON'T KILL THEM, THEY ARE OUR CHILDREN...And God is like,

FUCK!

And doesn't kill them and they go on crusades to help the planet, fix it or some shit, but ya know, if I was a Super Child, I'd like exploit this planet, have a bunch of slaves to do my tedious crap, like wipe my ass, and be like, "Fuck you Planet Mortals!! WIPE MY ASS!!! AND POWDER IT TOO!!!"

What were we talking about?

Oh yeah, I like chocolate cake!

~wanders off~
Am I a libertarian? Why do I have to BE anything? I don't like being pigeonholed. Don't you know that's how most fights start, wars too, whether it's one person slapping a label on another or two countries doing it. And tell me where I said it was "a good way to go."

ALL Libertarian beliefs are "really, really stupid"? Every single one of them? Considering things I've seen you say in posts and comments, I was under the impression you had a more open-minded point of view. I can't believe I'm saying this here of all places. What happened to shades of gray? There are extremes in liberal thinking that I have no stomach for just as there are sensible conservative schools of thought.

Our country is not "ruined." That's a little dramatic. Yes things are bad. They've also been worse, lots worse. And things will get better again. Am I concerned about the future, my own and especially my kids'? Sure I am, I don't like what's going on, I don't like what's in the air and I've been directly affected too, but I also have faith that the best, brightest minds are right here and they're not going to let the country go to hell in a handbasket. And let me ask you this: if it's all gloom and doom, so wretched and awful and just terribleterribleterrible, where would you rather live?

Now I'm posting this and I'll be back; I'm not sullying Sigfried Sassoon or anyone else I like by including their poetry here.
So I take it you're not a follower of Deepak Chopra?

To answer your earlier question, yes, I am a blogger by trade. It pays only slightly less than being a carpenter, and I don't have to step on rusty nails quite as often. On the downside, I don't get to wear a tool belt while blogging. Chix dig tool belts.
Ooops, that comment was addressed to Tink. Must read what Marjie said now, she hopefully hasn't dealt with me too viciously...
not too viciously, just honestly
go Margaret
although quite honestly I'd rather have been born in some place like Norway (but with more sun)
and Ayn Rand is not my favorite either. Atlas Shrugged is the only thing I read by her and I'm not even sure I read all of that. I did come away from it with a distinct dislike for her. Due to tone or content? *shrug*
My Libertarian sister and Right Wing parents though, them I'm kind of partial to.
Even if they are wrong, all all kinds of wrong. :D
@Tink: Sure you've read Rand, same as me. The Ayn Rand McNally Road Atlas. I'm reading it right now! I'm planning my upcoming trip to Hell, in a hand basket (first person ever to do this, I'm kind of like Amelia Earhart, hope I don't disappear) but I'm already stumped cause I can't find the River Styx. Actually it's a whole bunch of rivers and I can't find any of them on any of these maps but I've managed to dump coffee and smear chocolate all over the index so that could be why. But I'm a seasoned adventurer (I don't mean to boast but in certain circles I'm known as "Indiana Margaret") and used to "winging it" so I think I'm just gonna drop my hand basket in the Scioto River, hop in and see where it takes me. Don't all the rivers of the world empty into Sea World Orlando anyway? They can give me directions when I get there. I wonder if that three-headed hell hound prefers Snausages or Pupperoni.
"On the downside, I don't get to wear a tool belt while blogging. "

You don't? I was told you were suppose to!! Damn it!! :D

I haven't read even Atlas Shrugged. I figured the movie would be out soon enough.

I figure what this world will turn into is ---- DEFCON 2012 which I rented the other night, and watched about 1/3 of it before I was like, "Time to dish this and watch Sucker Punch or The Fighter" but not before I decided the future of our country, U.S. of Fuckin' A, is an abandoned mall infested with Alien Scavengers trying to find stuff to sell on EBay and only a few human beings are alive, trying to find crap too.

Is our country busted?

YES! YES IT IS!

Can it be fixed?

YES, YES IT CAN!

Will Tink go away from his nuke the planet and let Space reclaim the dead space?

NO, NO HE WON'T!!

USA!! USA!! USA!!!

It's better than lets say Akapakialanastan!!!

But if I was living in Rome, I'd be closer to the Pope so I could show up at random at the Vatican and poke him with a stick with a sharp pointy end!! Cause well, I can!!!

I don't live close enough to DC so I can't poke my reps with a sharp stick!!! And Indianapolis is like a whole different country from Indiucky!! ~nodding~

God, I'm depressed now. **Wanders off to get some crackers and cheese** Wisconsin cheese!! Mama and Papa in Law brought it back for me!! ME!!

I am loved!!!

**group hug**

By the way, I'm a Communist according to this Republican fuck down the street!! ~shakes his fist towards the Repub's house~ And according to the Democrat across the street, I'm insane!! Repub fellow agrees!!

So do the Courts of Indiana. Five years for kicking a mime in the nuts to hear him scream!?!!!

THAT'S A CRIME!!!?
@Julie: Norway??? What's there to do in Norway but smoke fish and go through gallons of self-tanning lotion? Maybe cross-country ski but why would anyone want to do that. It's just walking, only harder. I never smoked a fish but I don't think they cause cancer. Also, I think Norway has lots of Nazi zombies. What about Iceland? It's my dream to visit Iceland. Go there and send pictures.
Oh in that case, I have read Rand!! I really like the maps that show the best way to Toledo, though, I've never been, I'm always afraid I might find God, or Jesus or Stan on the Road to Toledo, which would be an awesome name for a book.

"Don't all the rivers of the world empty into Sea World Orlando anyway?"

I believe they do, I'd call my source for information on such things, Donald Trump, but I think there's something wrong with his phone as I keep getting 'This person has blocked your number...' who would do that, a close personal friend!?!?!!?

God!

I was once called, "An Indiana Traitor!" by the guy down the street when I told him I kind of liked the University of Louisville Cardinals. My wife tried to knife me as well, she's a University of Kentucky Wild Cat fan, and I guess college basketball is a big deal on this side of the Mississippi or something where as in the West, we like to follow cheerleading with a passionate, but basketball?

What the fruck!!?!?!

Someone should put that in a guide book or something!

"Don't say you like a team unless you REALLY like a team when it comes to Baskety-ball!!"

Sheesh.
Actually, I probably could blog while wearing a tool belt. I could blog while wearing nothing BUT a tool belt for that matter. Hmmm...

Julie, if one looks at where the United States falls in many key indicators of quality of life, one could easily find plenty of countries that are better places to live than here. For most of us, alas, moving away from the Land of the Supposedly Free is economically not feasible.

Margaret, since you weren't very specific there, I will take your c0mment to mean "Yes, I am a libertarian in some ways and it pisses me off you'd refer to libertarian beliefs as stupid." If I'm misunderstanding you, please forgive me, but rather than enlightening me as to where you stand you left me to read between the lines of your anger. I don't like being pigeonholed either, but come on, we are what we are. Though I don't fit all the parameters of what a progressive is supposed to be, at the end of the day I will own up to being what is considered, in modern political parlance, a "progressive." Regarding libertarianism, though I don't belive everything about it is stupid (for instance, its focus on the value of free will and individualism is quite admirable), I do think that in our current national discourse regarding the best way forward it does a great job of running interference for oligarchs and reactonaries who want to reduce regular people to the level of serfs. The market is not rational, nor is human nature, and those are a couple of libertarian fallacies (though by no means the only ones) which are used to great effect by corporofascists and the whores in our government who serve them. Ayn Rand would flay me for saying this, but if socialism combined with sane amounts of properly regulated capitalism is what allows places like Sweden to thrive like they do, then "give me socialism or give me death."
Ooops, more comments since last time I looked, reading now...
"What's there to do in Norway but smoke fish and go through gallons of self-tanning lotion?"

Wait, isn't that all there is to do in Indiana and Ohio?

I heard Iceland has green while Greenland has none!! What the hell is up with that??!!?!?!?!
"Actually, I probably could blog while wearing a tool belt. I could blog while wearing nothing BUT a tool belt for that matter. Hmmm..."

I know I do!! Teehee!!

Damn the chick in the Burberry Body ad now being display is HOT!! She's all like, "Damn Tink, wanna truck?!" and I'm like, YEAH BABEEEEEE!!!

But I won't!!

Cause she's Republican!!

FOOL ME THREE TIMES, SHAME ON YOU, FOOL ME A HUNDRED AND FIFTY TIMES, SHAME ON ME!!!
There's nothing but cold and gloom here, just came by again to see a little sunny beauty. The flowers (and comments) made my heart smile a bit.
"Actually, I probably could blog while wearing a tool belt. I could blog while wearing nothing BUT a tool belt for that matter. Hmmm..."

Now this is just calling for a photo essay about the TRUE nature of Kansas wildlife, flora and fauna!

Especially the flora and the fauna...sknorxx...

I'm done. I'm goin' to bed. Nighty night, you adorable writing beasties


Heads up: We must rock the feed tomorrow so as to run the spamming weasels out of here. Let's wreak havoc. I will join in tomorrow after 3 pm PST and will read and rack up views.

We need something sparky. Shall we start the permanent Occupation OF Open Saloon?
Zuma, I am working on a post now, inspired by Nana's post, I went outside the other day, and saw this big ball of fire in the sky, it scared me, till my wifey said, THAT IS THE SUN, IT IS SUPPOSE TO BE THERE!! :D

I will try to be there!! ~nodding~
Well it's back to "Margaret" now; I guess that means I have to be all serious and pucker my brow and ruthlessly examine everything I say before I say it lest I force *someone* to "read between the lines of my anger." Although it's kind of hard to be serious and pucker my brow knowing *someone* may be reading this wearing nothing but a tool belt.

I'm not angry. If I have to be something, then I suppose I lean more toward progressive than anything else, but again, I don't like to be backed into a corner.

I just read "The Young British Soldier." It's horrible (I don't mean the poem of course), it just gets worse and worse and that repetition - serve serve serve, curse curse curse, fight fight fight etc. - is terrible. The "humorous" tone makes it even more ghastly. It's awful the way it builds. That last stanza is incredible and incredibly pertinent as you pointed out.

Here's something Kipling wrote after his son's death in WWI: "If any question why we died/ Tell them, because our fathers lied."

In "A Mystic As Soldier" you can feel the tension and pent up rage and confusion. I felt like I'd been hit in the chest the first time I read it. As for the David Roberts poem, it almost sounds like a nursery rhyme. Funny how the right words can make bombs sound innocent. Innocent bombs, friendly fire, collateral damage, peace through strength. It's all good!
OCCUPY OPEN SALOOON NOW! SAVE THE LESSER WHOOPING BEAVER! DEATH TO BILL GATES! NUKE THE GAY BABY WHALES! VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS! RAND MCNALLY MAPS USUALLY GET ALL FOLDED OVER AND WRINKLY AND COVERED IN CHEETO POWDER AND PEPSI STAINS! MERCENARIES KILL FOR MONEY AND SADISTS KILL FOR PLEASURE BUT WE KILL FOR BOTH!
Hey wait, my father does not lie, he just doesn't tell the truth is all!! YEA!!! ME TOO!!

SAVE THE RED TAILED JACKASS!!!

BLOW THE MAINE!!!

WOOP WOOP!!

Sorry....~wanders back to his picture post~ Damn picture posts are the toughest to do, take forever!! PFFFFT!!!
I think you're both closet Ecclesiastians. Now try reading between these lines: GOOD NIGHT!
Margaret, like my new best friend akai shuuichi blogged at 3:03 am today ---

Kiểu dáng, sắc diện cá»§a kệ bếp và tá»§ treo có nhiều dạng, từ hiện đại sang trọng cho đến đường nét và chất liệu cổ Ä‘iển. Từ Ä‘ó, có nhiều sá»± chọn lá»±a cho gia chá»§, theo ý thích và sá»± tương hợp vá»›i không gian nhà bếp. Trước Ä‘ây, bên trong những kệ và tá»§ treo cá»§a bếp thường chỉ phân chia những ngăn để đựng các vật dụng nhà bếp vá»›i các cánh cá»­a “đậy” bên ngoài. Lối chế tác này cÅ©ng gọn nhưng vẫn thiếu những tiện ích thá»±c sá»± và công năng sá»­ dụng còn bị hạn chế. Bởi người ná»™i trợ nhiều khi phải tốn nhiều công sức cúi xuống, quỳ xuống hay phải chồm vào để tìm lấy má»™t vật dụng nào Ä‘ó bên trong bếp. Giải pháp vá»›i những thiết bị phụ kiện má»›i như tay đẩy, há»™c kéo có ray trượt, ray há»™p, bản lề, tay nâng giảm chấn, khay xoay ở các góc bếp.. Ä‘ã khắc phục được những nhược Ä‘iểm nêu trên; tạo công năng sá»­ dụng tiện ích và mang lại độ bền lâu cho

And that's all I'm going to say about that!
Nana, I think this pertains to you ----

Xu hướng hiện nay các há»™c kéo, ngăn tá»§ kệ bếp, tá»§ đứng bếp đều dùng các loại ray trượt như má»™t phụ kiện để tạo sá»± dịch chuyển nhẹ nhàng dù bên trong chứa đồ nặng vài chục ký. Ví dụ, bình gas, má»—i lần thay chỉ việc kéo nhẹ là khay trượt sẽ đưa bình ra má»™t cách nhẹ nhàng. Có nhiều loại ray như ray bánh xe, ray bi, ray âm hay ray há»™p vá»›i sức chịu lá»±c từ 25 ký cho đến 80 ký. Và cÅ©ng tuỳ thiết

To the both of you, and the rest, please read my post ---

WILL YOU WATCH MY RUGBY WORLD CUP AS I DANCE? Where I explain my stand on world hunger and Jesus Christ SUPERSTAR! and how it pertains to Bingo in Detroit!

I think you'll agree, it's my best work since JESUS, THIS IS TINK, I GOT GAS!

So I shall leave you with this thought ----

Tay nâng và phụ kiện
Vá»›i tá»§ treo trên kệ bếp, để Ä‘óng – mở có thiết bị tay nâng “trợ giúp” bật cánh cá»­a lên hay khép cánh lại nhẹ nhàng. Có bốn loại tay nâng cho bốn cách đẩy cá»­a: nâng cho hai cánh cá»­a tá»§ xếp lại; nâng cho má»™t cánh cá»­a tá»§ lên thẳng đứng song song vá»›i mặt tá»§; nâng đẩy cánh tá»§ lên xéo phía trên tá»§; và nâng đẩy cánh cá»­a mở lên 90 độ. Tuỳ theo không gian nhà bếp để có thể chọn cách nâng cá»­a thích hợp và dù cách nâng nào thì vẫn thấy rõ các vật dụng chứa đựng bên trong tá»§ treo.

Dui Toi Ba Cocka Rena Fauleri CHIIIIIIII!! Good night and have a better tomorrow.
P.S.

I just got done eating a chocolate eclair, does that count for anything?

Hello?

Damn it!!!

~wanders off~
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! IT'S 4:16 AM, AND WHO'S NOW ON THE COVER?

NANATEHAY!!!

But they didn't use the best shot of the series for the Cover, the 1st pic!!

~wanders back out~
Yeah, Tink just saw that,too.
Congrats on EP, and great photos!
nana, all wonderful shots and so much colour. The Leavenworth eryngo gets my vote for wrapping gorgeous colour, soft beauty and prickly ferociousness in one quite unique and awesome package!
Finally. The sunflowers (below the picture of the box turtle) look like they're cheering!
Amazing pictures. And I love the one of the spider.
This photo essay is a great start to a Monday morning. Thanks.
Congrats on EP (even tho none of us really care about that, of course)...and, tho I really like the milkweed pic, given the title of your piece the cover photo should have been, like, one of the yellow flowers! (Well, I guess the milkweed pods are sort of moon-coloured...)
woot! They used my favorite pic. Congrats Nana-banana!!

Margaret, I've always wanted to go there, too.

Zuma- work this evening or I would help occupy.
Gorgeous! You get a EP! Tell Kerry.
Who 'knocks me off' Salon & O.S.?
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As soon as I sign on O.S. I get booted.
The same/same happened yesterday.
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Honest. Could it be Klytus? Kerry? no?
Yup?
Hush.
okay.
Congrats. The Flowers etc.,`Exquisite.
Im off line.
I go read Email.
I lok for female.
I'll visit NetScape.
No. Visit Why Foe.
Visit Eric Holder.
He no foe. Friend.
I'll visit a Lawyer.
In Digby I see a`
Lawyer`James
L. Outhouse.
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He rides a Harley.
I go eat a drumstick.
There are drummers.
They are in Shelbourne.
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Beauty. Carpenters see:
Beauty, Hypocrisy, Ugh,
and tell Kerry L. this too?
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If you pick up a box turtle let the turtle go wherever you found her/him. If you don't the Box Turtle will spend the rest of Life Looking for his Mommy, Pap, Lover-Boy, and besides ... This:

Maybe a Bald Eagle?
Maybe a Seagull or?
A Bluebird will haul?
`
A Bird may pick up a turtle.
Then thee turtle will bump.
A Box Turtle may flop too.
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The Turtle has a hard shell.
Big Bird drops a Box Turtle?

The talons slip-up and Oops!
The Hard Shell Turtle Flops!
Big Boo Boo? Kerry? Bumps!

Nature does do strange things.
I am just bantering. This is true.

I have to pause. Know I was nice.
Then I go to Email, Alter/Net and:
If I am lucky Wi Fi gets turned on.
I wait until I am sure Wi Fi works.
Then before Kerry (?) or Who do?
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This is what I do. I'll return on . . .
I'll quickly return on this contraption.

Wish me Luck. Yea Natatehay.
I saw your EP notice @ Salon.
I'll go eat the mashed potato.
No eat a drummer's drumstick.
Happy Thanksgiving. Thank You.
Kerry L.
Joan etc.,
Someone?
Talk truth.
This is demented childish.
I am Thankful for much.
I never cower at Cowards.
I have been reading GG.
I sure get weary of Nasty.
GG (UT) is a good lawyer.
Human Nature needs ``
Never mind. More``
Fresh haddock ``
Smile. Banter``
I just do thee``
Jabberwocky.
STOP BOOTING ART!!!

ALSO, WHERE'S OUR MILK SHAKES, WE ORDERED THEM 25 MINUTES AGO, AND STILL, NO MILK SHAKES!!
WAIT, MY WATCH STOPPED, BEEN OVER TWO AND A HALF HOURS!!

MILK SHAKES! MILK SHAKES!! MILK SHAKES!!!!!
NANA, WHY DO YOU HAVE FISH BOOBS' FEARSOME ENEMY SPORGA GANA DA HANA AS YOUR FIRST PICTURE OF THIS BLOG?

AND WHY DID THIS EDITOR PERSON PICK YOU WITH SUCH AN UGLY SPORGA AS THE FIRST PICTURE?

DO YOU NOT KNOW OF THEIR ABILITIES TO RIP YOUR SPLEEN FROM YOUR NOSE AND THEN WEAVE IT INTO A NECK TIE FOR YOU, JUST BEFORE YOU DIE?

APPARENTLY NOT!

SO WE SHALL OVER LOOK THIS, AND RATE YOU.

DALLS BE WITH YOU!

FISH BOOBS OUT!!!
Beautiful! Except the spider, of course... ::shudder::
well, cover...
it's an historic
seismic pixel shift

Felicitaciónes
Wonders will never cease, Inverted. Like Tink, I might have chosen a different photo to put above my name on the cover, but I'm not gonna bitch about it, given that Julie and several other people mentioned the milkweed shot as their favorite. I just feel honored to have been up there at the same time as Procopius and BBD, two people whose photo essays I've admired for as long as I've been in OS.

Thanks, all, for looking at my pitchers, and thank you also for your kind comments!
Late to the party, as usual. These are GORGEOUS, Nana!
I enjoyed the pics - especially the leavenworth - purple is my color.
I couldn't connect with the bee as I was stung by one in the neck recently and it was not very comfortable. But I also realize we all have to do our thing, even the bees. Rated with a Jali Smile. :-)
Dammit Voicegal, how DARE you be so late? :P

Thank you for the smile, Jali, and thanks also for visiting my blog. I'm sorry about your encounter with the bee; a bee sting, especially in the neck, can be quite uncomfortable indeed. :(
i love these, they are jewel-like in structure
your first lines had me thinking about how our indigenous island culture was obliterated, so little remains in comparison to others, we do not even have the names of months
all i can say is, "you sure do know your plants." good pics!
Hi Vanessa. Yeah, as I understand it the indigenous populations in the Caribbean were almost entirely wiped out. That's where Columbus and the Spaniards first came, and between enslaving the Native peoples and the introduction of diseases like smallpox, within a century or so there were almost none of them left.

Johnny, when are we going fishing on the Marais des Cygnes?
Yellow flowers are a special icon for my husband and me, a symbol of peace and love, so I was happy to see this post about them. But I was stunned that one of the flowers is named after me. Well, some plant biologist with my name evidently discovered a genus of yellow flowers. I googled it and hit 'images' and got a pageful of yellow flowers all named after me. Lovely.
The botanist who named it was obviously thinking of your beauty, there's no other explanation. :P
Wow. I do not usually get down with all that nature hike slide show stuff, but dem's some mighty fine pictures you gots there, sir. Some a dem depicted stuff I ain't never seen before. Mighty fine...mighty fine, indeed.
Thank you Mr. XY. I, too, enjoy depictions of stuff I ain't never seen before.
I can't believe they gave you an EP for this. You deserved it, but I can't believe you got it. That's awesome, man. Congrats on a well earned piece of recognition. Like I said, I do not get down with this kind of stuff and even I stopped and stared at the pictures you took. Nice...
[r] love the pix, but i have a special love for turtles. i collect little miniatures (not living) of them on occasion. maybe from having been a "hurried"child I have empathy for their pace. Anyway, your box turtle made me think of the old Bush as Prez joke though I am ready to apply to BO, too, but turns out it was about a "post" turtle, which I suppose could be a "box" turtle as well.

Jumping to the punchline to save time:
"The old man looked at him and drawled, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle."

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down."
Oooh, lala! A wonderful stroll on a vast prairie, with x-ray specs. Wonderful piece, thank you!
More please. It's time! Thank you!
Gorgeous! ! I love September flowers. We get a lot of blanket flower, sunflowers and daisies growing wild here.