Nancy Wurtzel

Nancy Wurtzel
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
May 27
Dating Dementia
Nancy Wurtzel writes Dating Dementia, a slightly-twisted blog about making big changes at midlife. Described as a blog you won't be able to forget -- no matter how hard you try -- Dating Dementia covers baby boomer challenges, aging parents, midlife angst, feminism and more. Nancy lived in Southern California for 33 years. In late 2011, she returned to her native Minnesota to help care for her Mother who had Alzheimer's disease.

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MAY 5, 2011 3:20PM

Pippa's Ass Rocked the Royal Wedding

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Pippa MiddletonIs it just me or did anybody else feel like Pippa Middleton's bum was giving the finger during the recent royal wedding?

In case you've been living in a cave, Phillipa Middleton is the younger sister of Catherine Middleton, now known as the Duchess of Cambridge. 

While the lovely Kate looked radiant when she married her prince last week, some say that 27-year-old Pippa in her incredibly form-fitting white dress actually stole the show.

Indeed, if you google Pippa Middleton's ass, you will see 1.5 million results (yes, million).  The press has dubbed her the "Minxy Middleton" and London's Daily Mirror reports that she will undoubtedly take home the prize for "Rear of the Year."  I'm wondering if there money or at least a crown involved with that honor.  You see, while the press is giving Pippa some great titles, like "her royal hotness" she is actually not royal in the least.  Her sister married the prince.  Pippa is still a lowly commoner, albiet a damn good-looking one and extremely smart from all reports.

Through the entire wedding, Pippa looked serenely confident and in control -- even standing next to Prince Phillip on that famous balcony at Buckingham Palace (enough to make any commoner feel intimidated).  Yet, behind the perfect demeanor I caught a whiff of amusement, as if Pippa knew the Windsor royals should be happy that she even showed up for this stodgy show. 

Obviously, the lovely Pippa (and her perfect bum) clearly knew that she's the It Girl of the moment.

In fact, so many were captivated that there is a "Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society" on Facebook, which attracted a following of close to 200,000 in a matter of days.  You can even buy merchandise dedicated to her derriere (French for, well, ass) should you be that twisted.

Fasten your seat belt as we haven't seen the last of Pippa or her derriere.  That bum knows its power and it isn't afraid to use it.


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Well classy this blog ain't. When did American women start to talk like 13-year-old boys? Very pathetic.