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Natalie Not Pedantic

Natalie Not Pedantic
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“If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.” Henry Rollins ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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NOVEMBER 21, 2009 2:15AM

Because I Know How Much You Love Her

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I never do video posts, but I like to think of this one as a gift to all my os friends. And for all the Celine Dion haters out there, just suck it up and watch the master of hard rock at work.  Celine singing AC/DC?  Who knew?!?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 If you have watched this video and not pulled the hair out of your head, or ran screaming from the room, you're a better wo/man than me.
 
 
 
 

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"He was the best damn man that I have ever seen." ACK!!
Sorry - yup, I hit the STOP button. And I happen to like Celine, but......sheeeeeesh!
I am NOT a better woman than you. So there ya go!
Sweet Jebus! Rarely have I been so sickened. And yet, I couldn't look away:(
Sorry but you are giving more credit than is due...
OM, did you at least get to see the kicking action?

Nana, it's like a train wreck, isn't it?

FE, I don't get what you mean by credit.
Oh wait - I did. Was that a kick? I thought her underwear was caught in...nevermind.
Philistines! You just don't know greatness! One day, you will bow before her.
"C'mon, girlfriend..."
OM, she's got ... something, hasn't she?
Zuma, you're right. I wouldn't know greatness if it shook me all night long :P
For the love of God, someone make her stop!
possession is a scary thing.
Nana - hit the pause button!! Quick!

Be still my heart, it's Lonnie Lazar.
So I cant sleep again even tho I am tired and I come on and see this in the feed.
I really like good Canadian cheese! When she had her legs out at the end in a weird isosceles triangle thing she was bringing the house down.
credit tho for trying everything once
I like to think of myself as somewhat of a singer, but I can't imagine selling out like that. Did she need the dough? She does look like she hasn't eaten lately...
Ariana, I hope this doesn't give you nightmares when you finally do get to sleep.

OM, THATS why the line "he made a meal outta me and came beck for more" set me off. He musn't have been very hungry to begin with.
OK, now THAT'S flippin' FUNNY!
Oh man, I'm definitely going to have to do a criminal report on this Rock atrocity. On the absurdity scale this one is pretty high up there. It is most definitely a crime against rock and Nat you can pick up your reward money for turning this in at the Crimes Against Rock recovery desk. EGADS!
P!nk could have rocked the house with that, tho.
y'all should keep in mind that the songwriter never imagined that a person such as Celine Dion might ever exist when he wrote the song.
OM- "She does look like she hasn't eaten lately..."
Nat - "'he made a meal outta me and came beck for more' - He musn't have been very hungry to begin with."
Me - lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
oh man, that was a good one!
OK. I made it to exactly one minute and one second and I couldn't go on. Nearly barfed.

Therefore, I am definitely NOT a better woman than you (as I go and look for the hydrocodone).
My eyes are bleeding, as are my ears. Call forensics! Thanks a lot Natalie - Not.
AS, I saw Pink in concert a couple and she brought the house down. Awesome concert.

Lonnie, I love AC/DC, but I'll never be able to enjoy that song again.

RL, I think of you often and hope everything is going ok with you.

Aim, I'm sorry :( If I was there I'd get you medical attention, stat.
Celine Dion has the most beautiful voice on the planet (period). Moreover, she knows how to sing.

Rated for healthy ears and working right brain.
Celine does Bon Scott? That is it. I'm flagging this post for reckless and irresponsible despoliation of a rock anthem.
I need my crutch. be back in a minute,,,,,,,............and so os........I am blind as to what happened with trig, nanatehay, robin, and fireeyes. you didnt use gay as an adjective, you did not, right. Be gay all you waNT, if it makes you happy, it cant be that bad. right. left. who cares. Do what you want, do what you will, but dont mess up your neighbors thrill. And when you pay the bill, kindly leave a little tip, to help the next poor sucker on his one way trip. some take the bible for what its worth. yea.......yae.......
By the way, no rock band is sacred. I liked the cover, call me shameless, I do it myself. Love you Nat!!!!!!........and so on...........
Gah! This is the first thing I viewed this morning. Somebody by that girl a cheeseburger. Looks like she traded legs with a spider and lost her ass.
Anastasia was hot, though. I used to like Celine about just okay. Now I'll never be the same. This is one of those things that could ruin the whole weekend, but I will survive this somehow. Rated for absurdity and bizarrity.
You know what's wrong about this, besides everything? I was just starting to really love and respect Canadians.
DENOUNCE HER, NOW!
Should we take up a collection and get her Guitar Hero? The air guitar is sad.
Now that I finished throwing up my hot coffee, WTF!!!!!!!

BTW, is a wo/man a bisexual?

Rated
I lasted twenty seconds. My god it was like watching a continuous car crash. I'll be back. I have to go take a very, very long shower.
Funny
rated
AC/DC/PUSSIE, a cover band!!R~
Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse? If it isn't, it should be. What Trig hath wrought!
Hehehehe hey! she and the other woman (sorry don't know her name) were clearly having a great time as was the audience! Celine has always been a mini mouse in body build, but I'd have fired the damned stylist for the doing this to her! I thought the female guitarist and the other vocalist was more RnR in the sense of being edgier. What fun, tho! Thanks for putting it through.
Hear that whirring sound? That's Bon Scott spinning in his grave. Rated, however for sheer guts.
Something about hearing AC/DC sung in a lingering French-Canadian accent... mon dieu~
I like that she tries to make her voice stronger and less weepy than usual, but it can't work for this song. She can't do it. I couldn't take more than a couple of seconds, but notice how wild the crowd goes.
Air guitar is gay. You'd think she'd have some better dance moves. I do think she is a good singer though, just not my cup of tea.
Please, Celine hasn't been Canadian for a long time. She's pure Vegas now. She's YOURS!

(God, she must have taken some shameless pills... Like that cowbell (or whatever) guy's shirt at 0.39...and, yeah, the kick bit...)

Finally - she does have a voice, but this piece does not play to her strengths.
Let's invade Canada again. Why not?
Where's Janis Joplin when you need her?
OK, this is awful. But why am I in the title?
Good morning ~yawning~ haven't even had a cup of tea yet...then this!
aim:
"I was just starting to really love and respect Canadians.
DENOUNCE HER, NOW!"

Believe me, we have a full-scale comedy industry that exists for the sole purpose of making fun of Celine. And Rene and the baybay.

Leeandra: "Let's invade Canada again. Why not?"
Cause you never did it the first time. The only successful American invasion here was of Vietnam-era draft dodgers (who by and large have become respected Canadian citizens). We, otoh, torched yer White House but are too polite to do it again (although we do like to bring it up at every opportunity).
Bill--Obviously you were not here for the great OS invasion of Canada of about this time last year.
I believe the invasion was in March Leeandra. Of course now it's been deleted along with hundreds of other posts. THAT was still the funnest weekend on OS to date, no doubt.
Wow!!! I didn't know she could do that stuff! I'm so impressed!
I had to turn it off.
Almost as bad as her Michael Jackson.
And that is the shittiest air guitar I have ever seen on a "professional".
Thanks Natalie!
:-)
One of the rock'n'roll magazines named this as the single-worst cover song ever produced.
Somethings are more wrong that others... this is one of them.
I am thankful that I saw this on an empty stomach.

Celine should be arrested for this.
What Chuck said.....but I'll go further ~~ mon dieu-dieu.

(Of course I don't know what that means in the first place...)
At least the audience seemed to like it.
This reminds me of a film I worked on in the '90s called "Hell's Balls: Rockin' Grrrlz Down Under." It was sort of like "This Is Spinal Tap" but with less humor and more oral sex.
I refuse to watch it.
"Air guitar is gay."

ummmm....no. You ain't laying this shit on us too, sweetie. Air guitar AND Celine Dion are PURE hetero. So in her famous words after Katrina: "Take a kayak!"
Celine -- girlfriend, you definitely do not rock.

How you came across this gem is a scary thought, Natalie. Didn't your browser warn you of a threat?
Rolling Stone magazine named this the worst cover song of all time. I know why. But rated anyway.
@bobot. Bon Scott isnt rolling anything, You shook me is a brian johnson song, so who gives a shit? This is the most overplayed song on rock radio, along with anything else on that album. Great album but it needs some time off just like anyone else. I wish they'd give boston and journey some time off also.
How can you Canucks denounce such a great talent as celine? I just dont understand it. That would be like the united states denouncing Wayne Newton or Elvis. You can see where Im going with this. Once again, nothing in the world of entertainment is sacred, except glen beck, now thats a funny guy. Id like to do some glen beck covers.
She even plays air guitar like a dork.

God I hate what she did to this song. I can't even watch.

I think I"m going to barf.
I guess when you have enough money to say shit to the rest of the world, you can do what ever the frak you want! Rated for gutsy!
Leeandra--sorry I didn't know. I had OS and reality mixed up. Now, why would OS go and invade Canada? And did you set up the Canadian Osers as a puppet government? Then why isn't Myriad running things yet? As a respected Wiccan elder, she'd be a lot better than old-rubber-lips.
I have suffered through this before, so knew not to push the button - just not into that sort of suffering today!
Awesome find, Natalie. (Pssst, Nanatehay...with this, Canada is ours. Nothing, not even SCTV, Mike Myers, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Robbie Robertson ::sigh:: and k.d.lang combined can atone for this.)
Yahweh is not pleased:[
15 years of sobriety wiped out by 4 minutes and 25 seconds in whatever circle of hell that was.
This can only be made right by a high colonic, followed by a public apology from the Canadian prime minister or Grand Vizier or whatever it is they have up there.
Right up there with Pat Boone doing Metallica!
The 0nly thing I've seen that's as bad as this is William Shatner doing "Rocket Man." Shatner and Celine are entirely different kinds of bad, but they both have the ability to induce a full-body dry heave in less than 30 seconds. It's remarkable.
Is Celine wearing a bra? Hmmmmmm...
GAWD! Horrid. I don't know why, but this reminds me of SNL's Molly Shannon as Sally O'Malley.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4129/saturday-night-live-rockettes-open-audition
Natalie,
Celine is going to be on Oprah next thursday
curled up in the guset's chair, long legs
rhythmically fluctuating to oprah's pro-
nouncements of moral virility...

we will all be inspired by
her courage (celine's):
to continue existence as a parody of a woman...


parody is an important art-form, don't forget,
and no one does it better than
celine and oprah

xo jim
@trig: why would she need a bra???

i need to drink something to get that taste out of my mouth. yaaack.
Shook me all night?

Damnit, Celine told me she wouldn't speak of our one night in Paris(Texas).

:-( And then you, Natalie, knowing full well the truth behind the song, posts this!!! WAAAAAAAA!!! I no longer consider you the best tabloid reporter this side of the ocean, but the entire planet!!!

*BOOHOOHOO* *runs off stage left*
P.S.

I have flagged this as inappropiate!! Five x plus 100!!!! Because even without watching the video ===CELINE DIONE + SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG = TINKY WINKY WEEPING FOR HUMANITY AND ALSO IN REMEMBERANCE OF THAT TIME HE SLEPT WITH CELINE.....she shook him all night long, who knew cocaine had that effect on cats!!!

*weeping even more*
November? March? What's the difference? Canada's equally fucking cold both those times.

Why the hell we couldn't work up an invasion in August I'll never know.
I'd rather beat myself in the face with a dead monkey, thank you.
All I'm sayin' is this: I liked it better than most of the other Celine stuff to which I've ever subjected myself. Make of that what you will . . .
no offence meant but that song sucks, Celine does not.niether do you.
"Although it wasn't released as a single, some radios started playing the track. It reached #16 on the Hungarian Radio chart, #22 on the Belgium Wallonie Airplay chart, #122 on the Belgium Flanders Airplay chart..." Oh, Hungary and Belgium I don't understand how that happened, but I forgive you.

-e
After watching the video, I've decided that I will not flag but instead report Natalie to the proper authorities for the misuse of a deadly weapon in International Peace Keeping and Trig as well just because his name is on the post title!!

SHAME ON YOU BOTH!!! :-(

;)
I made it to 1:08 - hearing one of them (don't know which because my ears were starting to bleed) call the other "girlfriend" pushed it over the edge.
Why the long face, Celine?
I confess I came back to watch - it's like a train wreck. Someone really needs to tell Celine that mincing around in high heels taking itty bitty steps is not 'rocking out'.
Seriously, I am a big Celine fan, but OMG, what the hell was that? YIKES! I'm soooo sorry I saw that. I think I'm scarred forevermore.
If you think it's funny/bad as it is, try watching with the sound muted so her actions REALLY make no sense -- unintentional comedy gold!
Does it seem like both singers are reading from teleprompters?? And notice how they never shoot from the stage toward the audience lest the video viewer see the telepromtpters - when the camera even moves slightly in that direction, the director quickly cuts away. I guess it's not that big of a deal - but I'm pretty sure I'm right!
OK, I had to look - now I need some bleach for my eyes.

I'll give her props for doing the Chuck Berry hop in heels, but that's as far as I'll go. She didn't shake me at all - but the dry heaves did.
Celine appeals to the icegoddess
frozen-polished
clean women at the top of the socio-economic heap...
she is security ...she is their Song...
Some songs are fine when gender switched, but this one isn't one of them. Celine lost me when "He knocked me out with those American thighs."

Why, oh why, did I click the play button???!???!?!