A very naughty 250kg bottlenose dolphin is making waves at a New Zealand beach. Moko the dolphin became a tourist attraction on New Zealand’s North Island after he swam into a harbour and never left. This was all well and good ‘til about six months ago, when he began growing more pushy and seemed to develop a liking for human ladies.
According to the Sydney Morning Herald, Moko has 'tipped over water skiers, stolen surfboards and trapped young women at sea, proving he's anything but Flipper of 1960s TV fame.'
Now he’s become dolphina non grata for scaring some young female lifeguards and headbutting surfers. Several swimmers have had to be rescued over the past week because Moko won't let them return to shore, with one woman fearing she would drown because she became so fatigued.
"The problem is that Moko has transformed from a gregarious youngster to an exuberant and insolent hormone-pumped teenager. And a male teenager at that," explains Professor Mark Oram's of Auckland University.
Grant Fussell, the president of the local surf club, says Moko has lost his mojo with other dolphins and sees himself with a human partner. “"He relates more to humans," said Mr. Fussell, adding that it’s possible that Moko could try to mate with a human.
Naughty Moko.


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I thought dolphins were supposed to be smart--wonder what the attraction is for Moko to jump species.
;-)
R
:)
Check it out here: http://www.amazon.com/Easy-Travel-Other-Planets-Mooney/dp/0374528284
Seriously though, this is weird. Can they not persuade this creature to re-integrate with it's own kind?
That would make quite an art film.
Janie, it's something, isn't it?
Spotted, apparently he's aggressively pursuing anything in a bikini.
John, cute and pervy.
Surly, me too. I wasn't sure whether to be amused or disturbed, but ended up coming down on the side of amusement because it's funner (?).
GO TINKY!
Trey, but they're so ugly :(
Yekdeli, thanks for the link - I'll check it out.
Leonde, dolmans? :P
Drew, you're pulling my chain.
Trig, they're trying. Apparently the local council are introducing fines for people who try to swim with Moko in an attempt to isolate him so that he looks for company with his own species.
Ramesh, the answer to that is quite simple. Have you seen Kiwi men?
O'Really - or put the toilet seat down!
There was a gay dolphin named Darwin who appeared on
Seaquest DSV that used to have a major crush on that kid who starred with Chuck Norris in Sidekicks.
It was cross breed love all the way.
I'm with Nana on this one...I want to see the dolphin people.
Rated!
Rated.
Andy, if any babies result from Moko's little flirtations, I'll let you know.
Thoth, this is the first I've heard about the mating habits of dolphins, but now I'm curious.
Raoul, thanks :)
Robin, me too. All dolphins, actually. They're beautiful creatures.
Rated
go! go! moko!
One famous American president said that if you want loyalty in Washington, get a dog. 60 years later....
And then you have males with Totemic names. Nuff said.
Enjoy and move on. Quickly.
In the middle of the bath
I call your name
Oh moko, oh moko, my love will turn you on......
NOT!
It is humorous yet I'm glad I'm not one of his, er, um, intendeds!
seems to prove a
very serious theory...a damn dolphin
likes the chicks..
it's all about love, and always has been,
and in all its
weird perambulations,
will be..
biological laws,
has been
human-
ized...
THAT IS THE POINT OF IT ALL: TO BE
HUMANIZED...
oh, i digress from my
environmentally-sound psychobabble...
the point of life is to be human...
humans especially!!!!
(animals have a great head start on us)
John, it's definitely a wild dolphin.
Brian, it appears so.
wschanz, he's actually headbutting the men. There'd be a lot of power behind that, and I know from experience how difficult it is to get back in to shore when you're dazed from a bump to the head.
Nick, I obviously need a dog.
Stim, with some of the studies that come out of NZ, that wouldn't surprise me.
Lionspride, I've been out surfing when shark alerts have gone off here. It's pretty scary. I've also jumped off a bridge, looked down and seen a stingray in the water below me.
Thanks, GJI.
hndymn, Moko is being called a pervert too. Perverted dolphins...what next?
Zashin, me too!
Jim, animals do seem to have a head start on most of us in the humanity department...it's sad.
Karin, all dolphins are pretty cute, aren't they?
about smart dolphins.
I only swam with the dolphins once. A nice fellow named Bottle
gave me a plausibly accurate
alternative theory of evolution, quite out of synch
with Darwin's, of which he was most aware...
turns out competition is NOT the factor
determining the advance of the various species..tis
cooperation!
Bottle and I are still friends..we exchange xmas cards of course..
reminds me
i gotta get to the drug store and buy my
cards...
Jim xom
If anyone wants to learn about KP2 the monk seal, here's some info. As seals go they don't get much cuter, http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125799086800044581.html
Like you say, being raised by humans for the first 8 months of his life, I doubt he'll have a problem living in captivity. What a beautiful boy he is!
His face looks just like my female black Lab's, sweet, sweet, sweet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tg0E-ZFMuY