JUNE 3, 2012 2:05PM

Pay High Price To Watch Dull, Stupid Soccer!

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soccer spam

This appeared in the "Activity Feed" section of Open Salon on Sunday. Okay, it's pretty obvious that Open Salon can't block spam, and it even appears in Real Salon quite a bit. It's pathetic, including the attempts to misspell or mis-capitalize words to avoid the spam filters that OS doesn't have.

My question is, why do the spammers assume that people in Open Salon are susceptible to soccer?

I don't have to explain what a lame, pointless sport soccer is, because all sports are lame and pointless. Only Americans can recognize its futility while they still go nuts over football, baseball and basketball. So even dumb Americans are offended by "the world's most popular sport."

So why do these spammers - who are undoubtedly posted by some third-world-country spammers  in a spam-mill - think that Open Salon is the ideal place to put this stuff? Not on FaceBook, not on Time.com's blog, not on Craig's List. They choose this place to publish this spam.

It's an insult to anyone who comes here. It assumes we like <i>soccer,</i> for God's sake! The sport that is considered "safe" by suburban parents because there's less contact than football or baseball. (The violence only occurs in the scary world outside America, where soccer, for some reason, matters. And it mostly occurs in the stands.) And it assumes we don't know that this "streaming" will cost us money and will probably steal our credit card accounts in the process.

I don't even blame Foxcom-Chan, the Chinese peasant who posted these posts. He has to post them. His family will die by gunfire if he doesn't - that's the way spam-mills work. But someone is assuming that OS readers are much more stupid than they appear.

 

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Is it possible that people outside of OS can Google and come here to link to it? There has to be a reason they stay.
Justice Phyllis, marketing involves focus. You don't go where you have absolutely no chance to hook a sucker. A smart spammer doesn't try to hit every site and every media with his scam. He picks the place where his evil deeds will do him the most good, and steal the most credit card numbers.

For some reason, the entity (which I think is a Chinese spam company) thinks Salon people are especially susceptible to viewing streaming feeds of soccer. That reason is the main thing I'm pondering.

Now, soccer is unarguably a terrible game. Do the Chinese overlords think we evil Americans are suckers for soccer? I sure don't see these spam ads on Real Salon, or on Ain't It Cool News, or any of the other sites I visit. Just here.
Maybe they see us as intellectual soccer snobs. :) It does seem to be a sport more aimed at liberals in the U.S.
Yeah. I suppose if the spammers have "live streaming" events on right wing sites, the events are things like dog fighting and clubbing baby seals. You pick your venue for what you're marketing.