These are too funny ...and accurate. Thanks!

So funny - all of them!

This is as sexist as it is racist, and I'm sorry, I fail to miss the humor.

The white male, so called "environmentalists" have done far less than I have to help save a much bigger piece of land in our lifetimes, and I'm a girl.

But as usual, even the left, thinks like Summers, that all we're good for is secretaries and procreation.

Miss Arnold, I failed to miss the humor as well, although I understand the frustration our real folks feel over the clearings, either natural, or man/woman made.......

has a real shel silverstein feel!
check out JBs story about shell silverstein

LOL!!!! So funny!

toupee: strip mining.

this is seriously laugh-out-loud funny!

Nice.

Hi,

I don't want to use my name but I will say that I'm a customer care counselor here at the Newsflash corporation (really awesome place to work) and I can tell you all that whenever accusations of racism or sexism or sizeism (?) or one of those type things are leveled against any of our editorial postings, the entire staff has to gather for sensitivity discussions which are always held with the lights off in the staff cafeteria - they even turn off the slushie machine so it's totally quiet - and anyway, I don't know who said it but I think it was this guy Matt who works in distribution cause he has this kind of I'm smarter than you smirk on his face a lot and just the way he talks and stuff and he said that if you "fail" to "miss" the humor, you actually got the humor and that like got us all thinking but I'm still not real sure about that myself which is why I thought I'd ask here if anyone else thinks that way or maybe it's a lot more complicated than that.

Thank you,

L. G.

Geez, I liked this. I'm follically challenged but I'm not sure where my hairline would put me in all this--perhaps "nimby" or maybe even "lulu"

These are great!

wonderful

"which is why I thought I'd ask here if anyone else thinks that way or maybe it's a lot more complicated than that."
it's not complicated at all, just hilarious in a non-hirsute sort of way.
and, yes, we do have some lovely acreage set aside known as national parks, has anyone been to one this year?

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Snoreville Leadenrocker rocked so hard he rocked off his rocker. Then, the White House physician advised bal men to try a salve named:`Bee Balm! Ah!
Bee Balm is for shaving,
It keeps hair cowlick down.

Bee Balm curls bad straight hair,
heals a bump from rocker falling,
bump on noggins heal right away,
and lubricates squeaking rockers,
and if stuffed in roof holes? no leek!
obese bald women recommend salve!
Bee Balm! Yea! Bee Balm cook popcorn.