Once upon a time there was a young princess that as soon as she was born had the most beautiful long hair in the kingdom. It was prettier than that Rapunzel chick and even lovelier than that naked woman on a horse, Lady Godivia--why do you think she had to get nake? Because her hair was simply not as awesome as Princess Jennifer's.
One day when Jennifer was still a young woman, the ugly witch named Cancer put a spell on her. This spell made Princess Jennifer very sick and made everyone in the court very scared --especially Prince Shawn and Christine, Jennifer's favorite court jester. They called in the Wizard and asked him for a spell to break the witches spell but the Wizard said there was no spell--in anger and deep love for his wife, Prince Shawn cut off the Wizard's head. Then he asked for any elixer, potion, or herb in all the kingdom to make his Princess well and as each person approached and remedy tried and failed --in anger and frustration, Prince Shawn cut of their heads.
Finally, court jester, Christine went to Prince Shawn and said, " Hey you got to cool it --you got enough heads to start your own bowling alley. I know a hermit who has a treatment but it is not fast and it is not painless and worst of all Princess Jennifer will lose all her hair. "
"What? Lose my hair?" cried Princess Jennifer, " but that is the best part about me! It's prettier than that Rapunzel chick and even lovelier than that naked woman on a horse, Lady Godivia--why do you think she had to get naked because her hair was simply not as awesome mine!"
"Yeah yeah yeah so the story goes but your real jewel is your kind heart. Everyone has hair on their head but not too many people have a kind heart. The kingdom needs more kind hearts and less hairy mean people." said Christine.
So with much fear and trepedation, Princess Jennifer with Prince Shawn holding her hand began the treatment from the Hermit and it was just as the jester said. The treatments were long, and painful and soon Jennifer's lovely hair began to fall out. She cried and cried and her cries echoed in all the whole kingdom--and all the people ached with sadness as she was most beloved princess in all of fairy tale land-- even more than that Sleeping Beauty princess who in reality snored real loud and drewled so much it took a lot of coaxing to get the prince to kiss her.
Jester Christine called upon the Princess every day with a new joke or riddle or dog imitation, happy to get the Princess to smile. But the Princess was very tired every day and her lovely hair was falling out more and more which made her very sad and Jester Christine had to remind the Princess that this was proof that the treatment was working.
One day the Princess decided to go ahead and shave all her hair off, With her family around her and her Prince at her side, tears streamed down her face as the dreadful deed was done. No one could console her and when they looked around for Christine, her favorite court Jester--but alas, she had disappeared!
Three days later, Christine returned wearing a funny hat with bells, shells and feathers in it. "I'm sorry for my absence but I was preparing a great amusement for you." she said to Princess Jennifer.
"Well, the hat is cute but it is not that funny." Said Princess Jennifer.
"If you will come out to the balcony, Princess Jennifer."
"Okay, but this better be good," said the Princess still a little bit crabby from her morning treatment.
Jester Christine took the Princess out on the balcony and suddenly took off her silly hat. And there underneath the Jester was as bald as a cue ball!
Before the Princess could say any thing, she looked out her balcony and saw hundreds and hundreds of people in her kingdom--very young and very old and everyone in between --all with silly hats--when removed revealed all shapes and sizes of bald heads!
"Hair is hair, Princess," said the Jester. " It will always grow back but a kind heart is very special because -- it is effects everyone--except mean hairy people!"
The Princess was very moved but instead of crying she just started laughing and laughing at all these silly bald heads! This made Prince Shawn very happy and he ordered a great feast and in invited everyone who shaved their head for the Princess! The feast would last nine days and nights--or until they ran out of Barbeque.
Princess Jennifer was soon fully recovered and after that kept her hair short because she was no longer the princess with the beautiful hair but the one with the kind heart.
One day, Prince Shawn saw Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty, and Lady Godiva all shaved bald and eventhough he really wanted to cut off their heads, he just shook his head and laughed and decided to go to the castle and be with his Princess.