Don’t wake me up with your stupid crashing splashing.
Stay off my sidewalk, stay off my windows,
And if you must make a soggy visit,
For God’s sake, do it quiet like.
Those folks you hear touting long, romantic walks in the rain?
They are fools.
Smart people know to come in out of the rain.
Smart people shut the windows and ignore the rain.
Why, I remember the summer I was in France
And there was this town
And they never got rain in the summer
And I thought they were blest.
I wanted to stay.
Rain drives me indoors.
I read, I nap, I snack,
And not once do I wish I could take a long walk in the rain.
I did that once.
Six hours, pouring rain,
And me walking