Foolish Monkey

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AUGUST 10, 2009 11:59AM

evil dance in the kitchen

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  cezanne

man oh man, I get as dark as shit sometimes, you have no idea.  it can go very badly when the bubble gets dumped on, mashed to pulp and buried alive.   I was a sweet girl sashaying through life when suddenly the antenna went up, the blood drained from my hands and the hate tsunami hit.

Warning: do not allow familiarity with this woman to make you careless.  Remember that a mindless fraction of a second is all it takes.....  

(you will never forget the rule is: sometimes when it’s good it’s too good girlie so wipe that smile off your face and time to duck and cover.  too much happy, too much cake, too many laughing dogs and knuckleheaded grandchildren.  you will not watch lord of the rings trilogy - not allowed! you will refrain from writing bad poetry and brain dumping happy blogs no no smiling, no happy, so put away that crap right now!)

it went south amazingly fast and evil became flesh settling perfectly in my dysfunctional heart.  I beg you please do not do that, please do not fuck with my peeps, my beautys, my blood because I could wrap my fingers around a throat and squeeze until something pops.  

Failure to unplug and desist could result in a volatile and accidental ignition possibly causing serious personal injury.  

Oh yes, it can.  

 

 

 

 

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Life is mesmerizing and I've been in the thick of family adventures and misadventures.

Add to this, we are installing a sink soon and were deeply involved in the preliminary process of picking ONE. ONLY ONE. This is not an easy thing in a house filled with two people who (some of them) like sinks (some of them not so much) but neither of them install sinks. There is much to be considered. Discussed. Argued over. And eventually, purchased.

After much ado, hither and thither, this is my post. No animals or people were hurt or killed in it's creation.
I hope the venting helped.
nothing like unbridled rage to make everyone's day interesting.
Two people...one sink...damn, what a conundrum. Why not shoot for TWO sinks; throw caution to the wind! I do hope the venting served you well though.
Wally - two sinks and I fear someone would surely lose an eye.
I'm stepping away... slowly...quietly.
and I'm watching.

:::evil cackle::