Foolish Monkey

Foolish Monkey
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MAGIC TOWN where the old never die, Connecticut,
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January 31
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*************************** *************************** WARNING: what you read at noon is NEVER the same poem or post a few hours later. I can't help myself. I like to noodle. HELPFUL SUGGESTION: if you like what you've read (and even if you didn't), come back in a day or two. It'll be better. In fact, if you hated it, you must come back and read it again because it will definitely be better. *************************** "I find that I am so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain" -Red in The Shawshank Redemption, Stephen King ***************************

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AUGUST 25, 2009 12:22PM

Foodie Warning: you are what you eat

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warning to the children:
this is what happens when you eat bad stuff!  
 
 
 
 

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the greatest keyboard cat playoff ever, helen hunt, hall and oates, keyboard cat, kittys gone keyboard, teens gone wild, acid, coke, check out hall and oates eyes during the music segment, the only sane one is keyboard cat, may she rest in peace

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Keyboard Cat lives forever!
Foolish Monkey
August 25, 2009 12:24 PM
Now, that's one Kool Rockin' Kat, till the end anyway! Very funny and who can resist Hall and Oates? One of my favorite groups! Thanks for the laugh!
Just Pamela
August 25, 2009 02:22 PM
Hey Pamela, I had a yen for Keyboard Cat antics. Couldn't help myself.
Foolish Monkey
August 25, 2009 02:45 PM
Gads. Who sways? Boggie sad to see that.
Never be the same? For sure! No nevers?
O, sigh.
bad beast?
O Yikes! The white and black cats can hurt!
Oy, rest.
Music for cool eulogy? Obey conscience.
by the way, a bantam rooster can screws.
bantam hens forage for waste grains. sad.
a test cup try and now dead. rest in peace.
scratch in gutter on the roof. grow wings?
roost in the barn beam upper joists. cluck.
take rest in thee barn swallow babies nests.
The Fall
autumns
pretty hue
in the barn
bird swallows-mud-cups are empty in Fall.
No shoot sparrows if there are none to see.
Beauitiful birds can pass the fledging stage.
Feed from good grain storage and bewares!
Inform.
Frauds.
Goods.
Grains.
advice,
and seed
is good here
good grain @ OP,
so if? foul assimilate
the real dang truths.
no worry, be happy!
popping off foodies.
no fooling. New Post,
and a good You-tube.
We are human beings!
read Tojo lasst post?
etc., Zuma on and on,
Art James
August 25, 2009 03:28 PM
Now I understand the importance of having opposable thumbs.
Steve Blevins
August 25, 2009 04:24 PM
Art...keyboard cat was a lovely girlie who let her person bang away on a keyboard with his hand wiggling her around while she hardly complained at all. she was a lady.

Steve....don't be dissing my beloved Fatty. dat wuz talent!
Foolish Monkey
August 25, 2009 06:02 PM
Does the cat give lessons?
john blumenthal
August 25, 2009 06:18 PM