bad poem creator
with new form to sully now
tries on haiku hat
sumi shin monkey
illustration by: partners by design
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Foolish Monkey
- Location
- MAGIC TOWN where the old never die, Connecticut,
- Birthday
- January 31
- Bio
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WARNING: what you read at noon is NEVER the same poem or post a few hours later. I can't help myself. I like to noodle.
HELPFUL SUGGESTION: if you like what you've read (and even if you didn't), come back in a day or two. It'll be better. In fact, if you hated it, you must come back and read it again because it will definitely be better.
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"I find that I am so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head.
I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain" -Red in The Shawshank Redemption, Stephen King
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MY RECENT POSTS
- for V CORSO:Do clothes make
the woman? Women in America PT
2
May 06, 2012 06:23PM - OPEN CALL: gettin' back to
tits and ass American Style
May 04, 2012 02:16PM - that smithie woman gave me a
fucking headache!
May 02, 2012 11:48AM - Madam Monkey's Fabuloso &
Perfect Sugar Free Ricotta
Cookies
April 25, 2012 11:44AM - when poetry knocks better run
out the back door!
April 19, 2012 11:37AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “you sure are one lucky
gus!
she's a
peach!
you too(, but her
more).”
May 12, 2012 02:23PM - “go for it.
but get
thy ass to the gym! now! get
your body moving. the
rest
will f…”
May 12, 2012 11:02AM - “Good for you! I have
found a mellower place in the
last few
years, but I'm
still…”
May 12, 2012 10:49AM - “Annie, I'm thrilled for
you. I didn't realize you've
gone
into this field, and
I…”
May 12, 2012 07:02AM - “what a great looking
woman! she looks you straight
in the
eye, doesn't she.
I'm…”
May 12, 2012 06:53AM
Foolish Monkey's Links
- Monkey Life
- Grandmas to Grandmama: what they gave me to give
- Monkey Birthday Festival: a front line cake report
- to nip, tuck, botox or not, that is the question
- For My Tootie: Petunia is Gone
- To Tinky Who I Love (please don't tell my husband)
- Portrait of This Artist: Pt 1
- Portrait of This Artist: Pt 2
- Portrait of This Artist: Pt 3
- SURVIVING DIY: Installing a sink
- Mayday! Mayday!
- evil dance in the kitchen
- Happy Birthday to Yooou! (Hubbins B-day Festival)
- sad money (kvetch blog)
- bad news! no dogs in heaven!
- food
- Shepherd's Pie: Comfort Food
- Monsanto and the World's Food
- Lentil Soup w Ham: Comfort Food
- Amish Friendship Cake (The Herman)
- Peanut Butter! Banana! Choc Chip! Nearly Sugar Free! Cookies
- post menopausal fiction and strange moody pieces
- Chapter 1: Mrs H and The Dental Hygienist
- Chapter 2: Mrs H Meets The Pillsbury Dough Boy
- Chapter 3: Mrs H in The Garden Of Eden on a Saturday Night
- Chapter 4: Mrs H in the Big House
- Chapter 5: Mrs H Resists Sappho as Mr H Gets Off Hitlers Bus
- Patience Has It's Virtues
- Chapter 1: 50 Ways to Leave
- Chapter 2: Make a New Plan, Stan
- Chapter 3: Just Get Yourself Free
- My Conversation with Mother Nature
- The Tinder Box (a modern fairy tale with no fairies)
- The Tinder Box: Part 2
- peculiar fiction, humor and other lies
- this holiday better get it's fucking act together!!
- The Little Girl with the Unruly Curl
- HERSHEY'S ALMOND JOY COOKIES are THE DEVIL
- fun things children do when they are alone
- How to Drive Properly and NOT be a Road Asshole!
- LESSON 1*it rubs the lotion on it's skin*MASTURBATION
- warning: you are what you eat
- Altercocker, Sarah Palin and me
- monkey heaven
- poetry
- two can do what three cannot
- time
- bird wars
- Fruity Old Poets
- child of storms
- who are me? for now but then not
- for my love (you wow me)
- Cadmium
- Winter Song for Sleeping Tulips
- Gossimered Golden Bows: for my mother
- One Kiss of Many: a tasty love song
- drifting on a dream
- 3 explanations for one dog
- Sex and Love Chiarascuro
- The Great Oak's Revenge: one nut at a time
- to sail to sea
- I mojo today
- ODE TO THE BELOVED BUTT (baby's got back)
- of dust from whence we came
- monkey haiku
- perfection
- them last juicy days
- mister mystery
- another sky (another try)
- ipod in the refrigerator
- for Cam
- shades of grey (poor granny)
- and I remember
- Forbidden Love
Alysa Salzberg
keri h
roberto luigi
Andrea Wainer
daisyjane
Just An0ther 2 Cents
Salon.com
Comments
I am so bad, I am samurai bad poet.
::: symbols crashing...bow:::
RATED
as bad haiku? I don't know.
Write another one!
if you say so:
uh oh I forgot
I don't have wings for flying
tell me later on
shame shame ***
I enjoy haiku myself
Most, I write for one