Foolish Monkey

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OCTOBER 19, 2009 10:54AM

poetry: ODE TO THE BELOVED BUTT (babys got back)

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botero_adam_and_eve
Fernando Botero, "adam and eve" 
 
 

 

grandest white  orbs

snow white blinding

stark obscenities in alabaster glory

globules gleaming, shimmering, never cease

ever quivering dimples

….with hair

 

single dark golden hairs stir in gentle breezes

scattered, lonely strands

isolated             sad

Jesus

(a man with buttocks too no doubt…but thin sinewy working god type)

 

none like this one!

your great round grand expressive expansive mass of glistening flesh and blood and sweat

oh you bigass butt!

I love your yummyness and pinch

grab and jiggle in my hands like bread dough…I need you knead you

 

you are the butt of my dreams

kiss kiss

running away backwards throwing backwards kisses to your backwards facing great and glorious ass!

hallelujah! 

 

 

 

 

 

Easter-Butts
no scattered lonely hairs there

soon enough 

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Great Stuff. I like big butts (cue the song)!
R~~
scanner
October 19, 2009 11:07 AM
me too.

I cannot lie. ;)
Foolish Monkey
October 19, 2009 11:11 AM
Rated because Monday morning is a hell of a time to think about kneading a butt of my dreams. Damn.
rita shibr
October 19, 2009 11:18 AM
i looooooove this, the pics and the bums and ALL of it. hey, i wonder if anyone has ever had their bum *tattooed* like those babies with the stripes? wouldn't *that* be cool??? until the cellulite comes along ...
femme forte aka candace
October 19, 2009 11:20 AM
rita: rain or shine, I am a seven day a week butt aficionado!

fforte: I'm a notsosecret tattoo lover. I don't have any, which is pathetic, I know. I once saw this picture in a magazine of a very old woman covered in tattoos and I thought she looked gor-jus. I figure it's much more interesting that plain droops and wrinkles. it's more than! I love it (my husband, not so much..which is a consideration). but there's still time for me!
Foolish Monkey
October 19, 2009 11:36 AM
john, why are you standing on your head?

:-/
Foolish Monkey
October 19, 2009 11:59 AM
Okay...that first image...it was just distrubing! I'm thinking now that there must have been a MacDonalds in Eden. Geeze, back away from the big mac you guys!

I loved the baby butts though!
David McClain
October 19, 2009 12:09 PM
torman, those are gloriously luxurious asses by Botero. and very flattering. we posed for weeks.
Foolish Monkey
October 19, 2009 12:18 PM
very cool! Now I'm going to sing along with scanner:
"I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal..."
Chuck A. Stetson
October 19, 2009 12:51 PM
:::: ~ (__.__) ~ ::::


~ doing the big butt dance ~
Foolish Monkey
October 19, 2009 01:58 PM
Having lost my butt many years ago and being unable to replace it, no matter how hard I try, I have to admit that I admire a great butt. Male or female you can't deny how nice they make a pair of pants look. Just makes me envious.
Raleigh Jim
October 19, 2009 04:15 PM
now for somthing completely different - a man with three buttox!
monty python
Snowden
October 19, 2009 06:00 PM
LadyM: coming from the resident erotican, I am flattered.
Mike: your words are high praise.

thank you both.
Foolish Monkey
October 19, 2009 08:10 PM
RaleighJim: alas gravity.....the good news is you don't have to examine it all day because your butts behind you! (mine, too, but we won't talk about that)

Snowden...especially with hubbins and me two per is more than enough. three would be like an invasion.
Foolish Monkey
October 19, 2009 08:13 PM
oh, i LOVE this one. i LOVE a good solid ass on a guy. i'm with you. the lack of an ass? it's a dealbreaker for me. i LOVE that painting of adam and eve too. lvoe love love and gratitude!
Theodora L'Engle Knight
October 20, 2009 06:02 AM
the human ass...
the female breasts...once upon a time
a few species back, we fucked from behind of course...
til supersentiency or whatever built us a new bodymind and
we started doing it eye to eye (tho how many keep open their eyes?)

there is nothing like it for her, to be done from behind,
i have heard through the grapevine...


this is the basic injunction: entry from the rear
like a thief in the night, anonymous...
til we turn
each other around
and see what we are doing...
James M. Emmerling
October 20, 2009 08:23 AM
oh sorry for the digression there..

wonderful poetry, really...

um, sorry about that ...uh...hm
James M. Emmerling
October 20, 2009 08:24 AM
Theo...for some reason, I've never had that problem. I can't recall an assless man in my life. I guess big asses draw other big asses so I've been surrounded and in league with some stupdendous asses in my life time, both behind and on their shoulders.

James, no apologies necessary. you are the consumate artist. so always...please feel free to respond honestly.
Foolish Monkey
October 20, 2009 09:54 AM
PS wonderful poetry emmerling! just wonderful.
Foolish Monkey
October 20, 2009 09:55 AM
This post lives just around the corner from "The Total Package."

(thumbified - though I shudder to think of the implication of that)
Jodi Kasten
October 20, 2009 01:15 PM
thank you Jodi...shudder not.

shimmer and glimmer and jiggle...the way of the kitchen warrior!
Foolish Monkey
October 20, 2009 01:48 PM
Boteros are beautiful. Babies are beautiful. Nothing worse than a really cute guy/girl with no butt. I mean, it's not a deal breaker, but. . .
skeletnwmn
October 20, 2009 04:55 PM
nah, not a deal breaker but...I've never had that happen. I've always been involved with men with back. I don't think I'd not like or love a man with less than that, but my guess is that it would be a cinch to pinch and poke and love and care about any butt if the person in front of it is worth the time and effort.
Foolish Monkey
October 21, 2009 03:49 PM
OMG! I am loving this! I am now at the age that when I pass a mirror I no longer check out my own ass..... sad but true. I am loving the Botero!!! Butts! Glorious Butts! Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
MiddleAgedWomanBlogging
October 21, 2009 06:54 PM