Foolish Monkey

Foolish Monkey
Location
MAGIC TOWN where the old never die, Connecticut,
Birthday
January 31
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*************************** "I find that I am so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain" -Red in The Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King *************************** WARNING: I like to noodle. can't resist. and once is never enough either. ***************************

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SEPTEMBER 18, 2014 10:51AM

oh how I wish this was fiction!!

 troll

Welcome to Manchester!

Well it's finally happened - somewhere VERY close by, there is a turd that could have only come from something so monstrous and evil, something that eats other disgusting things and judging by the stench, it's probably a giant troll.  

Whatever it is smelled… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 17, 2014 11:33AM

meditations on the way of the baker

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 walking the path
 
There comes a moment when I know it's time to begin, and I gather the butter and eggs, the various sugars, nuts and extracts and set all of it out.  I'm not exactly sure where I'll start, but it doesn't matter.  My ingredients must be… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 14, 2014 2:41PM

The wondrous poetry of Paul Simon

 
It has been said that Paul Simon is a dick, that he will borrow a hook as soon as look at you. And alas, there may be some truth in it.   My brother believes it, being a studio musician and quite the dick himself.  So if one were… Read full post »

images

PLEASE NOTE: this consumer, wife of Mr. Mega 49ers Fan is OFFICIALLY DONE! 

The image of Ray Rice dragging his unconscious wife Janay out of an elevator wasn't the worst, unfortunately.  What's going on behind the scenes in pro sports, like this obvious tolerance of players off… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 10, 2014 4:30PM

taking it on the chin

thinking about the rice affair (0f course) and boy does it ever brings back memories of the good old days when anger was the defining emotion of our lives.  
no anger was a good day.  
a little anger was a close call.  
a lot of anger and anything… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 5, 2014 2:10PM

I AM HAWT!!

People!!

I"m going to say it out loud:

I love summer.  I love it when it's warm and balmy.  I love cool breezes.

But I don't like being hot! 

 This is because I don't enjoy sweating but I'm a sweat-er which my son told me was the worst worst gene I… Read full post »

Watching the news this morning, I was wondering who are these kids who are joining ISIS, hustling themselves over to the other side of everything they have ever known, wanting to kill for a cause not even remotely their own. 

Later, in conversation with my husband he mentions a couple of… Read full post »

AUGUST 29, 2014 3:01PM

kerry! and you too a.dooling!

 

hmmm...how did you get up there? I tried to refavorite squirrel and there you be! are you the squirrel?  woaho!  

(to anyone becoming confused, I defavorited the squirrel and then refavorited him and kerry popped up!  so I went back and found the squirrel again and refavorited h… Read full post »

this started with my deep purple post and the two songs and then Tom C and I started shmoozing about music we loved and concerts we've been to and musicians we've seen live and some people thought it might be a good thread but I don't want to cheat and copy… Read full post »
The weather was hot, but this was hotter than hell.  And then there was the abominably stinking trashcan to consider!  
 
She couldn't actually smell it but what she could see was nearly unbearable, far more than any civilized human should be expected to tolerate in near proximity. &nb… Read full post »
AUGUST 20, 2014 12:20PM

still a day late, a generation short

.......I was listening to the radio and Billie Holiday singing "Strange Fruit" began playing.   And I noticed something in this particular rendition - her voice sounded older, more pained.   And she was growling.  

 

Where is the line

When past is then?

In this many days and… Read full post »

AUGUST 12, 2014 11:13AM

surviving suicide

A man I loved so madly I can barely think about how much or about all the years we spent together, a man who was abusive, manic, brilliant, all encompassing and obsessive killed himself about twenty years ago.  Living with him, I watched him sink deeper into depression and alienation, while… Read full post »

monkeytown enterprises (c)

Monkeytown Enterprises official galley has it's very own recharging station!  We open at 4AM.  Welcome! Come pour yourself a cup! 

A - FABULOUS FROTHER by IKEA!!  this is the CEOs favorite appliance to date, second only to

B - the fantastic burr coffee maker that makes the… Read full post »

ok. the bird asks, the bird gets.  monkey workplace.

(where the merchandising magic happens)  

 stupid computer 3 

the executive offices in front

note even the CEO keeps it casual at monkey enterprises.

A - serious computer with mega ram and so many files - many in duplicate, triplicate and… Read full post »

I see this regularly now, foul disgusting and untrue insults and hate.  I don't buy the comments from people who should know better because none of this is about anybody's "dust ups".

Dust ups are differences of opinion, dust ups can be long standing feuds but never before on this site… Read full post »

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This is the Story of Miss Poppy Puppy, OCD Dog Extraordinaire, Non-Boxer & Canine Virgin Glamor Girlie in Pictures 

Poppy for OS by date (1) 

This is the Petfinder picture that stole my heart from the first.   She was a plump puppy found via their search engine.  I was looking forRead full post »

AUGUST 1, 2014 7:36AM

too quiet morning

Even the birds aren't chirping.  So what's with that?  End of the world movie sound track or maybe there are predators flying around.  We have packs of them - solitary prey birds now fly in packs.  And sadly little happy birds who merrily chirp don't stand a chance.  Still we… Read full post »

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JULY 30, 2014 8:53AM

all quiet

I have gathered up the dirty laundry to wash, covers of beds, towels, washcloths, assorted items that were out start getting put away.  all those long runners and small rugs have been folded to go back downstairs. 

my heart feels old today.

I see my reflection in my laptop screen.… Read full post »

JULY 29, 2014 6:30AM

Saying goodbye to Pops

Bad night last night.
Her front end is weakening.  Rear end is shot.  She was not drinking water but she was so thirsty when I gave her ice.  This morning I think the meds helped and she was able to get up when I forced her to, to go to the… Read full post »

I dunno.

that knee.

.....and then there's the possibility which I hadn't considered that she may have had a stroke.  The limping could be arthritis but there's much more at play. 

 FACT: 

There's not one indicator in all those tests that there's anything brewing inside.  Sure… Read full post »

She responded politely but emphatically that she was unable join the lesbian ladies group on her cellblock, however fun and attractive her cellmate tried to color the invitation.  And even after shading her propositions with vague prison-y threats, Mrs H resisted.

Mrs H's lovestruck cellmatRead full post »

 

Sat POPS

 "I VANT TO BE ALONE"

being all moviestar glamour-girlie and sultry and shit

I owe you guys a report.  It is getting dull but there's always the mystery of whats going on inside to ponder and obsess on.   I refuse to obsess too much on the condition of… Read full post »

JULY 25, 2014 1:38PM

Chapter 4: Mrs H in the Big House


 99-women

Mrs H closes her eyes, and sighs, her prison issue towel tight around her shoulders.  She opens them again to look down and around at her cell and then at the outrageously orangey orange jumpsuit she is wearing.   Sheesh!  How did this happen?  But it did

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“I need companionship Agnes.  My lovelife stinks.”

“Don't you have a dog?”, replied Agnes crunching on Fritos.

“He went to look for Mr. H..he's gone".

“I hope this isn’t getting to be a habit with you."

Mrs H had considered it - that she seemed to be

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 doughboy

The timer goes off alerting Mrs H, who rises pulling her ample buttocks off the most comfortable couch in the world in order to remove the Pillsbury Orange Cinnamon Buns from the oven.  Today she was having a special treat for lunch, having already baked and consumed P

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