This blogup was going to be all about the Texamerica Flag I designed myownself, and the deep psychological symbolism of the spunky armadillo and freedom, and my choice of for a golden Lone Star instead of a white one.
I was going to write all about the song I got started on as a sorta pre-anthem to be used when Sarah Palin and I are inaugerated. But after reading all the comments I got on my other blogups, I know it'll be just about the bikini.
I wanted to write for OS because I'm a serious person with a serious message that will change the world and make me rich and famous, but I get comments from Trig Palin (not the real one, I hope) about how I put the sexass in Texas.
OS is not just sex-crazed about me. OMG! Everybody here puts lists together of who they want to schtup. (BTW: I'm learning NewYorker and schtup is like Boot Scooting, but without the boots). I mean if this were a movie and we were in Billy Crystal's class, he'd throw you off the train.
It is not enough for married people to make lists of celebrities they want to do. Someboy whose avatar smokes in public wants to do dead ones, which she says isn't necrophilia unless you dig them up. And the vampire people are writing about doing it on the street and eating policeman and everything. And there was one about not telling if you were doing OS on your doggie. Not OS like Open Salon, but the other one.
It's like this OS is for people who are like totally celebrity vampire sex maniacs who love their pets too much. And I didn't even read the blogups about Letterman or Jon and Kate, because I watch TMZ and don't need to.
I think the biggest problem here is that there are too many clever folks writing and commenting and it makes all this liberal stuff seem alright. If everybody would just stop being clever and witty and funny about everything, I could make my point, which I've pretty much forgot.
But it was something about how I think we need like a pre-secession anthem so as get us right-thinking folks all psyched up like at a high school football game, which in Texas is about as excited as you can get with your boots on. Yeah, that was it. I'm glad I took time to reread my first paragraph which mostly I don't bother to do, or I would've forgot.
This song should be sung loud and proud to the chorus part of Lee Greenwood’s “Proud To Be An American” which I hope he doesn’t mind me borrowing. And if he does mind, I’ll give it back.
I’d be proud to be Texamerican
if it was just us GOP.
If we had our God, and we had our guns,
we could truly live life free.
I gladly secede from the USA and what she is today.
Cause there ain’t no doubt,
Libs wrecked our land,
They ruined the USA.
Now, I know that ain’t a whole song, but I hoped maybe some real songwriters like maybe Kid Rock or Willie or Jerry Jeff or even Carrie Underwood would step up and finish it off and record it in Dallas and invite me to the recording session, and maybe put me on the album cover in front of our new flag.
And if they wanted me to like be wearing only my hat and boots and the flag, I’d do it, as long as it was tasteful and would help our new country get started with a bang!
I really mean it.
Just in case you'all missed my first secession post, which most everybody did, this will help you not be as confused as I am sometimes. Remember The Alamode
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And we wouldn't have it any other way!!!
I hope you get your song completed, it's pretty.
~wanders off~
I mean either that or you are like really good at photoshop.
It's not just all about the bikini though Ms. Intern. The pink blanket and the kinky thought of the armadillo watching while illuminated by the golden star of Texas definitely comes into play. If you need a photographer for the album cover I can be there in three shakes of a rattlesnake tail. Love the song by the way. Damned libtards!
Thx for the photo offer. I looked on your bio and didn't see a lot of photo credits, so I figure you might be one of those photo guys who tries to get me to take my clothes off, so they can put on the bikini later. And then all they have is a phone camera that keeps ringing during the shoot.
BTW: the photos of me you've seen on OS were taken by a good old boy named Chuck Jones from Nashville. Chuck shoots Country Stars mostly. But he came up to NYC to shoot me. And he hardly put any moves on me at all.
For what it's worth I just got a dijy cam from our local Walmart and it has quite a few megapixels whatever those are. Although it's true, I've "shot" many a bikini model from Texas that had transplanted them little selves to New York on my Sony W760 cell phone. I put it on vibrate when I'm shooting nude or scantilly clad Texan womens and if it "rings", hey, all the better if ya catch my drift...
Love the anthem and will take this opportunity to point out that of the 70-80 million gun owners in America, most are conservatives, so when the poop hits the fan Texamerica WILL be just GOP darlin'.
Unfortunately, all the necrophiliacs will have been eliminated so all those lefty corpses will just have to rot without them getting screwed in the ass post mortem-----we might be able to use them as fertilizer so their sacrifice will not have been in vain.
Yee Haw!!
Sometimes a flag is just a flag
I like the way you think.
Well, maybe. Kansas is like up there over Oklahoma, which is good. Senator Brownback favors teaching intelligent design in public school science classes, so Jayhawks may be our kinda folks. I didn't know they even had science classes in Kansas. Have to think about it.
OBTW, when you get to Austin, I'll meet you at the Broken Spoke for some free "buckle-shinin'" dance lessons. Rated & Cheers!
Only been to Austin's Broken Spoke once. Great place I'd love2go back to.
"wearing only my hat and boots and the flag..."
Helping the new country get started with a "bang", indeed.
Thx. For the nice words and the Dorothy and Wicked Witch shot.
I'm trying to be as honest and forthright as Rush or Sean. I want people to see me as fair but unbalanced, tilted toward the Lone Star. I hope/think you'll enjoy the ride as long as you don't Mess with Texas and I won't mess no more with you, much.
Enjoy the fun !!!
And as they say in my homne state of Missouri....show me.
BTW, I think the TexAmerican flag would be better if YOU were on it. Who cares about armadillos?