My dog is not a GOPer just cause I named him GIPPER after the greatest Republican since Julius Caesar.
BTW, so I could spell it, I looked up Caesar's name on Wikipedia and found out his full name was Gaius Julius Caesar, which is like having Hussein as a middle name, so I understand why he didn't use it in the history books.
The reason I'm sure my dog Gipper is a GOPer is he just likes to pee on everything. He'll run around sniffing everything to find a reason to pee on it. I'm so proud of him because he does, pee, I mean. On everything.
And Gip is as loyal as George Bush used to be when he could do stuff. Gip won't fire me or anybody for anything we do bad to him, even my nephews who are mostly monsters (like Keith Olbermann with an evil twin), who torment him, and wanted to teach him to kill, and dress him in women's clothing, which no Republicans will do, except for Rudy Guiliani.
Gipper is as smart as Glenn Beck. Only, I have to admit it, Mr. Beck whines and cries better than Gipper. But Mr. Beck works at it, and Gip does it natural.
Gipper is louder than my hero Rush Limbaugh, and almost as good at getting attention. But I think Rush's bite is way better or everybody wouldn't be so afraid of him, Republican leaders, I mean.
Gipper doesn't dance real good, but better than Tom Delay. I bet if I spent as much time practicing him as the Hammer did, I could get him to do a great version of Wild Thing which would be his favorite song, and be on YouTube.
Gipper has a favorite toy, made out of plastic, but it looks real, and he loves it. We call the toy John Boner as a tribute to that congressman who always frowns and likes to say the same thing over and over so dumbocrats can understand that we are spending too much money that our grandchildren will have to pay back and that will make them poor so they'd be Dems, and that's bad for our future.
Gipper has bad habits, too. He likes to rub his derierre on the carpet, which makes me wish I could take him to White House with a whole delegation of Republican Leaders. I'd be cool, because I read about Obama reaching out his hand and GOPers biting it, which my Gipper could do too, but I think his carpet trick would be better, and maybe he could teach Senator McConnel to do it. Unless Mitch already knows it.
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And yeah, I'm bettin' Gip can outdance DeLay... you funny
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I think Peggy Noonan is the best cute political writer, or maybe cutest of the best political writers. And David Brooks is like totally smart, and I'm glad he lets his baldspot show.
You probably think Michelle Bachman is a parody, too.
T.S.
Michelle Malkin reminds me of a badly made puppet whose head was left too long in the plastic baking machine. Her thoughts just as ugly as her expressions, even when I agree with her philosophically. I don't think you need to be a rancid bitch to be a conservative goddess. At least, I hope you don't.
Ignore T.S. - he gets a boner at anything and is also willing to overlook heinous behavior for boners. Is Playboy not for sale anymore? I mean really. Thank you for having some standards (M.M. - bitch she is).
I like your dog - he cracks me up too. Mine's name is Rover - Pitbull/Dalmation mix. As he is a fire watcher, his breed-mix speciality, we light covers with Rush on it and laugh while he pees on it to put it out.