Noni The Intern
Blogs & Bikinis For Texamerica's Secession
Noni The Intern
- Location
- New York, New York, USA
- Birthday
- July 04
- Title
- intern
- Company
- xcuse2party
- Bio
- Rush Limbaugh is GOD and I am his prophet. My idols are Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin. My favorite writer is Peggy Noonan. I am like the opposite of Joan Walsh except I'm like female, too.
I think Stephan Colbert is real and he's just fooling ya'll like a Victor/Victoria thing.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 09:43AM - Yer Invited To My Drive-By
Shootin’ Party
November 16, 2009 02:18PM - Get Ready! It's Sadie Hawkins
Day!
November 14, 2009 01:20PM - The Noni Half Ass Diet
November 13, 2009 02:40PM - Do Ya’all Really Wanna Live
in the USSA?
October 30, 2009 09:08AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I think the reason guys
have PROSOPAGNOSIA is because
they
hardly ever look
abov…”
December 12, 2010 11:56AM - “I started, liked it, and
then stopped when I didn't get
on OS
for a week.. I
thi…”
December 12, 2010 08:58AM - “May I borrow your son
when I next go shopping for
a
deal?”
November 27, 2010 10:04AM - “I think Lindsay would
make a better President
than
Obama.”
September 28, 2010 02:04PM - “Funny. It is supposed to
funny, right?”
September 25, 2010 10:42AM
Noni The Intern's Links
- New list
- xcuse2party
December 12, 2010 11:56AM
“I think the reason guys have PROSOPAGNOSIA is because they hardly ever look above the collarbone.”
About: Johnny Depp is Oliver Sacks is Marlon Brando
“I think the reason guys have PROSOPAGNOSIA is because they hardly ever look above the collarbone.”
About: Johnny Depp is Oliver Sacks is Marlon Brando
December 12, 2010 08:58AM
“I started, liked it, and then stopped when I didn't get on OS for a week.. I think I'll it start again.”
About: A New Blog Form. A New Art Form?
“I started, liked it, and then stopped when I didn't get on OS for a week.. I think I'll it start again.”
About: A New Blog Form. A New Art Form?
November 27, 2010 10:04AM
“May I borrow your son when I next go shopping for a deal?”
About: Brawl at the Mall~~
“May I borrow your son when I next go shopping for a deal?”
About: Brawl at the Mall~~
September 28, 2010 02:04PM
“I think Lindsay would make a better President than Obama.”
About: Debunkin’ Da Bunk: Why Obama Is Not Failing
“I think Lindsay would make a better President than Obama.”
About: Debunkin’ Da Bunk: Why Obama Is Not Failing
September 25, 2010 10:42AM
“Funny. It is supposed to funny, right?”
About: The ‘Pledge to America’ Is Candy-Ass
“Funny. It is supposed to funny, right?”
About: The ‘Pledge to America’ Is Candy-Ass
January 30, 2010 08:46AM
“I think you are going to burn in Hell for writing about the Holy Spirit like he was a child molester.”
About: The Holy Ghost Will Work For Food
“I think you are going to burn in Hell for writing about the Holy Spirit like he was a child molester.”
About: The Holy Ghost Will Work For Food
November 26, 2009 08:34AM
“JM. Emmerling — i knew you had it in you littlewillie — you're right. smart has nothing to do with it, or I wouldn't be allowed in Whorevill…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
“JM. Emmerling — i knew you had it in you littlewillie — you're right. smart has nothing to do with it, or I wouldn't be allowed in Whorevill…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 04:39PM
“Congratulations Grey Head, are you invisible in real life, too?”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
“Congratulations Grey Head, are you invisible in real life, too?”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 04:36PM
“If I don't have an avatar, how will I know I'm me. I could be you, or a poodle and not even know it.”
About: Grey Heads Unite!
“If I don't have an avatar, how will I know I'm me. I could be you, or a poodle and not even know it.”
About: Grey Heads Unite!
November 20, 2009 03:40PM
“The nickname of the too cool Gen Y fashion victims is "hipster" but maybe it should be buttster.”
About: Why Generation Y?
“The nickname of the too cool Gen Y fashion victims is "hipster" but maybe it should be buttster.”
About: Why Generation Y?
November 20, 2009 03:34PM
“Sandra, thx for the advice and perspective. I really mean it. (and I liked your dream blog)”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
“Sandra, thx for the advice and perspective. I really mean it. (and I liked your dream blog)”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 02:22PM
“alsoknownas, well at least we agree on something.”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
“alsoknownas, well at least we agree on something.”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 02:21PM
“All folks who answered "A jigger of rum and Mexicali Sally" will be allowed Permanent Visas, but I'm afraid you lack the mindset for real cit…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
“All folks who answered "A jigger of rum and Mexicali Sally" will be allowed Permanent Visas, but I'm afraid you lack the mindset for real cit…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 01:42PM
“Damn, that's a cool story. I was wondering how you did it until I read your comment. R”
About: The Redneck Angel
“Damn, that's a cool story. I was wondering how you did it until I read your comment. R”
About: The Redneck Angel
November 20, 2009 01:11PM
“Spotted_mind, I was just saying to a girlfriend that nobody on OS ever comments that my blogs are funny. Especially the women here. I don't think the…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
“Spotted_mind, I was just saying to a girlfriend that nobody on OS ever comments that my blogs are funny. Especially the women here. I don't think the…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 12:43PM
“Was President Reagan a vampire before or after he got elected? And who bit him, Donnie Rumsfeld?”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
“Was President Reagan a vampire before or after he got elected? And who bit him, Donnie Rumsfeld?”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 12:32PM
“We need another better game called "Kick His Cojones"”
About: ‘Hit the Bitch’: Has an anti-violence campaign gone too far?
“We need another better game called "Kick His Cojones"”
About: ‘Hit the Bitch’: Has an anti-violence campaign gone too far?
November 20, 2009 12:00PM
“For Thanksgiving I am dressing up as a turkey. No stuffing jokes, please.”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
“For Thanksgiving I am dressing up as a turkey. No stuffing jokes, please.”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 11:39AM
“I give this an R because maybe somebody will send Pierce Brendan your blog and he'll see my picture.”
About: Pierce Brosnan - profoundly lovable, totally sexy
“I give this an R because maybe somebody will send Pierce Brendan your blog and he'll see my picture.”
About: Pierce Brosnan - profoundly lovable, totally sexy
November 20, 2009 11:33AM
“You might be a stupid redneck if you run out of catalog paper and try to use Open Salon. Okay, this Redneck Joke didn't work, either, but I'm guessing…”
About: You might be a redneck if...(new one)
“You might be a stupid redneck if you run out of catalog paper and try to use Open Salon. Okay, this Redneck Joke didn't work, either, but I'm guessing…”
About: You might be a redneck if...(new one)
November 20, 2009 11:25AM
“I want to grow up to be trailer trash, too. Wait, I did, and I don't even have a Winnabego. Can I have a ride in yours?”
About: Friday Funnies 11/20/2009
“I want to grow up to be trailer trash, too. Wait, I did, and I don't even have a Winnabego. Can I have a ride in yours?”
About: Friday Funnies 11/20/2009
Noni The Intern's Favorites
Updates
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Questions of Heaven / After the Ham
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Mission
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Life without End - Iron Poet Challenge #10
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Passed Over for Dylan, ? Asks "Where's My Medal of Freedom?"
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Doc Watson's Front Porch Spirit
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A protest too far - severed foot mailed to Tory HQ
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Since You Asked
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HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ALL THINGS: Just fake it!
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