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Noni The Intern

Noni The Intern
Location
New York, New York, USA
Birthday
July 04
Title
intern
Company
xcuse2party
Bio
Rush Limbaugh is GOD and I am his prophet. My idols are Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin. My favorite writer is Peggy Noonan. I am like the opposite of Joan Walsh except I'm like female, too. I think Stephan Colbert is real and he's just fooling ya'll like a Victor/Victoria thing.

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December 12, 2010 11:56AM
“I think the reason guys have PROSOPAGNOSIA is because they hardly ever look above the collarbone.”
About: Johnny Depp is Oliver Sacks is Marlon Brando
December 12, 2010 08:58AM
“I started, liked it, and then stopped when I didn't get on OS for a week.. I think I'll it start again.”
About: A New Blog Form. A New Art Form?
November 27, 2010 10:04AM
“May I borrow your son when I next go shopping for a deal?”
About: Brawl at the Mall~~
September 28, 2010 02:04PM
“I think Lindsay would make a better President than Obama.”
About: Debunkin’ Da Bunk: Why Obama Is Not Failing
September 25, 2010 10:42AM
“Funny. It is supposed to funny, right?”
About: The ‘Pledge to America’ Is Candy-Ass
January 30, 2010 08:46AM
“I think you are going to burn in Hell for writing about the Holy Spirit like he was a child molester.”
About: The Holy Ghost Will Work For Food
November 26, 2009 08:34AM
“JM. Emmerling — i knew you had it in you littlewillie — you're right. smart has nothing to do with it, or I wouldn't be allowed in Whorevill…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 22, 2009 10:13AM
“gazoo73 — you're right on the money”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 04:39PM
“Congratulations Grey Head, are you invisible in real life, too?”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 04:36PM
“If I don't have an avatar, how will I know I'm me. I could be you, or a poodle and not even know it.”
About: Grey Heads Unite!
November 20, 2009 03:40PM
“The nickname of the too cool Gen Y fashion victims is "hipster" but maybe it should be buttster.”
About: Why Generation Y?
November 20, 2009 03:34PM
“Sandra, thx for the advice and perspective. I really mean it. (and I liked your dream blog)”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 02:22PM
“alsoknownas, well at least we agree on something.”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 02:21PM
“All folks who answered "A jigger of rum and Mexicali Sally" will be allowed Permanent Visas, but I'm afraid you lack the mindset for real cit…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 01:42PM
“Damn, that's a cool story. I was wondering how you did it until I read your comment. R”
About: The Redneck Angel
November 20, 2009 01:15PM
“Blouse-Power. R”
About: Deconstructing the Fashion of a Lost Love
November 20, 2009 01:11PM
“Spotted_mind, I was just saying to a girlfriend that nobody on OS ever comments that my blogs are funny. Especially the women here. I don't think the…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 12:43PM
“Was President Reagan a vampire before or after he got elected? And who bit him, Donnie Rumsfeld?”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 12:32PM
“We need another better game called "Kick His Cojones"”
About: ‘Hit the Bitch’: Has an anti-violence campaign gone too far?
November 20, 2009 12:00PM
“For Thanksgiving I am dressing up as a turkey. No stuffing jokes, please.”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 20, 2009 11:39AM
“I give this an R because maybe somebody will send Pierce Brendan your blog and he'll see my picture.”
About: Pierce Brosnan - profoundly lovable, totally sexy
November 20, 2009 11:33AM
“You might be a stupid redneck if you run out of catalog paper and try to use Open Salon. Okay, this Redneck Joke didn't work, either, but I'm guessing…”
About: You might be a redneck if...(new one)
November 20, 2009 11:25AM
“I want to grow up to be trailer trash, too. Wait, I did, and I don't even have a Winnabego. Can I have a ride in yours?”
About: Friday Funnies 11/20/2009
November 20, 2009 10:57AM
“John Patrick, there ain't no atheists in foxholes or betting parlors. GuyG rubGuy, are you in the CIA? Ocular, I don't care about cats, but if my dog can'…”
About: Are You Smart Enough?
November 18, 2009 08:13AM
“Why do some football players put their hands on another guy's butt who is in the doggie style position? And is this different than an end around?”
About: Ask Mr. Sports Talk Guy
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