The next time someone breezingly blows aways the serious nature of waterboarding as a form of torture, ask that person: Would you allow yourself to be sumbitted to the same technique? It ain't nothing but a frat party hazin' thang, right?
Would Bill O'Reilly take the American Waterboard Challenge?
Christopher Hitchens did.
And remember, Hitchens's waterboarding happened under controlled conditions that probably didn't approximate those held captived by the U.S. One of the al Qaeda operatives, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, was waterboarded 183 times in one month.
So, if you're man enough, or bitch enough, take the challenge.


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OS blogger Joe Blow has been waterboarded repeatedly. He describes the experience in his blog:
...On Torture, And The Need To Prosecute Bush And His Goons
This should be treated like a threat on a public figures life - anyone who shrugs off "enhanced interrogation" techniques should be picked up immediately - and then that "Technique" demonstrated on them...
I'll pass. I No want a rain check. I shed tears then too.
Open up mouths. Pretend water-drips are gum drops.
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Great post. "thang right"
O' Reilly, and Limbaugh?
Gaudy. etc., Justice. reaps!
O' Gaud, drop arsenic drip.
O' Bungle, plead for mercy.
O' Smile, @ last mug photo!
O' Creeps, debate to sneers.
O, Rats, 'um love mice nests.
O, Heavens, 'um try to hides.
O, St. Pete, say Ya soul black.
Diabolical No come via gates.
It won't be for hares 'um shot.
'Um are accomplices, incarnate.
Evil. O, the disembodied spirits?
Well. I am No theologian. Whoa!
I read in many places they EVILS!
A 12- yr. old can sense vile critter!
Cicero wrote of dreams. ignorant!
O, hell for them. Frog hop march.
They act like a scared bunny mop.
'Um act cooky at school sock hop.
'Um creep slimy gutter varmints.
If two detainees being subjected to this "basic" technique 288 times (some say "only" 266) is considered controlled by him, what would he consider out of control?
I think this alleged former marine would volunteer to take the challenge to prove to us how wrong we are.
1.) All applicants must realize that they will be sleep-deprived for approximately 48 hours before the actual waterboarding event begins.
2.) During those same 48 hours they will be deprived of all basic necessities, i.e food & drink.
3.) During the waterboarding session, each applicant will be hastily thrown onto a cold, hard, flat surface and all limbs will be tightly held down by restraints or people.
4.) Once properly restrained, all applicants will then be tilted 45 degrees, so their feet are in turn higher than their heads.
5.) Water will be first dripped over the face (and cloth cover) and will then be increased to a steady flow.
6.) Fighting back will only cause the restraints to tighten, often cutting off circulation to the limbs. This action is not recommended.
7.) Once the proper information has been garnered, the session will cease. However, you may be forced to lie in the tilt position for several minutes, if not hours, if only for lingering effect.
All applicants may sign up with the agent at the front desk.
Penis Cutting: Torture or State Sponsored Body Modification?
Not one or two cuts, but twenty or thirty in under 2 hours.