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Notes From Joblessville

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APRIL 30, 2009 7:46PM

Two Truths and One Lie - OE's Open Call

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bill and hillary

1) One day I called the White House several times and insisted on speaking to Hillary Clinton in order to tell her not to take any shit from anyone, and to invite her and Bill over to watch The World Cup.

high speed pursuit

2) I got away from the police in a high speed pursuit.

scarlett ohara

3) I got drunk at a bar and pretended to have a Southern accent. I met the boy I would lose my virginity to that night, and had to keep up the accent the whole time.

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#2, not that can't drive fast but it seems that getting away is rare.

Ablonde

April 30, 2009 07:50 PM

I love all of these and you sound like more than a handful of trouble. Did the high speed chase occur AFTER you kept calling the White House? I think number 2 is the lie. Maybe.