YOUR CRANKY AUNT  POOL MANAGEMENT

 You'd Better Behave!

You apartment dwellers, you!  It's Memorial Day so we're opening the pool.  You're so spoiled!  Please follow these rules and regulations in order to insure you have as little fun as possible:

No foo… Read full post »

Even if it’s just for one day.

I’m flying home to Miami at dawn tomorrow, Tuesday morning, and returning on Wednesday early enough to go straight into work.  

On Tuesday evening, my Mother will be attending a preview of Ken Burn’s new documentary (set for release i… Read full post »

Having declined to do the actual math of what my pay might be after a 40 hour week at my part-time-almost-full-time-job-but-without-the-benefits, I was stunned when I received my first paycheck.  I sat in the break room and stared at the dollar figure hoping that at any moment it would sprout a… Read full post »

Many books, articles, and How-to-Get-A-Job pundits addressing WOJers, (person WITHOUT a JOB = WOJ), suggest that there is a proper and fruitful way to greet yet another day without gainful employment. Here are the steps to be taken:

Go to bed at the same time you would as if you… Read full post »