Notes From Joblessville
- Location
- The Tri-State Area, New Jersey, USA
- Birthday
- February 01
- Title
- Manager of the Great Unwashed
- Company
- Hoi Polloi, Inc.
- Bio
- What happens when glib goes away for a while? Snappy out-of-work gal hits ground hard. Comes back to read the greats for mental and emotional sustenance. Learns that going to ground means I'm sticking my head in the sand. Getting pets helps!
MY RECENT POSTS
- UNHINGED
August 31, 2010 11:37PM - Schvitzing: A Cautionary Tale
with Kute Kat Piktures
July 05, 2010 11:46PM - Who's NOT Your Daddy?
October 06, 2009 04:03PM - How to Behave on the 4th of
July: The Memo
July 03, 2009 01:33PM - I Learn Something New Everyday
July 02, 2009 09:14AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “This made me so sad. I
cried and cried because
(narcissist
that I am) it
brought…”
August 07, 2010 11:18AM - “Loved the music! Was
that yours? And the images
were oddly
hypnotic! As per
Jan…”
July 26, 2010 01:20AM - “First time reader.
"I’ve unfortunately
forgotten all
the lessons I
le…”
July 24, 2010 11:32AM - “Okay, a couple of
things. I'm seriously,
seriously bummed
about the
milk thing.…”
July 24, 2010 11:21AM - “I don't think I'd rent a
friend. I'm pretty sure I'd
rent a
puppy! I'd pay
good…”
July 12, 2010 10:02AM
Notes From Joblessville's Links
Hi-Ho Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go - Part Time Job 2
I’m still underemployed (thank you, Obama, for making that term official), only not as much.
Today, I start the second of two part-time jobs. I'll be working at the baby brother of a larger grocery chain, both marketed as healthy and organic alternatives to the basic supermarket. … Read full post »
The Mega-Storm that Wasnt...Urban Photos For Grif
I'm not as lucky as Grif who lives in a beautiful setting with a backyard! But I tried to capture a few shots from my part of the world - New Jersey!

Beautiful Stone Wall.

Snow Bridge

Winter Stairs

Stream… Read full post »
Does This Happen to You?
I'm working (or in my case, playing, since no one is paying me for the writing I'm doing) at the computer, and I glance at the time on the cable box and, Holy Kee-Rap, two whole hours just disappeared! Pfffft! Gone!
What the hell is that, I think? Have I just… Read full post »
I don't have to "inhale" something to have an Addiction!
My Addiction doesn't involve substances or obsessive behavior...much. It's just that I'm driven to...
Keeping track of bogus “cancer causing agents” often widely disseminated by hoaxers yet thoroughly reported by the media, blogs, and forwarded emails I keep getting from my fri… Read full post »
Hannibal vs. Hannibal: The Historical Smackdown!
What does it say about society when a teen-age student comes in to my Big Chain Bookstore, asking for a book about Hannibal the Carthaginian general, and the Book Search program lists Thomas Harris' "Hannibal" first? What does it say about ME that the only thing I know about Hannibal the… Read full post »
Why are So Many Writers Out of Work? Poulet ou L'Oeuf?
What is UP with this unemployment thing? It’s spreading like a fast moving rash. Everywhere I look I see people who just got pink slips rubbing their backs against trees like Black Bears with shingles. Why, just yesterday I read that 12,000 or so people lost their jobs in the… Read full post »
U Who? How I Disappeared in the Unemployment Shuffle.
Breaking News: Why Female Football Fans Are Superior:
I am a female NFL football fan. A hard-core fan, though I don’t paint my face or strip to the waist, waving beer bottles in 9 degree weather.

I have been subjected to a great deal of skepticism regarding how serious I… Read full post »
View From My Balcony; In Response to Chris K's Photo
Because my nickname is Eyore, I couldn't help but respond to the glorious photo-ode-to-joyous spring, warmth, dancing about in shorts and flip-flops that Chris posted. This is my bleak, miserable picture of today's cold, nasty weather. Today, I am not feeling very smug about b… Read full post »
Retail Realities: Employers Don’t Trust You! Who Knew?
I’ve had my bookstore job for a little while, now. I’m still suffering from sticker shock, but I’m hanging tough. Most importantly, I’ve zeroed in on a couple of facts I had never noticed before in my life as a consumer.
Retail is essentially about two things - sore… Read full post »
Having declined to do the actual math of what my pay might be after a 40 hour week at my part-time-almost-full-time-job-but-without-the-benefits, I was stunned when I received my first paycheck. I sat in the break room and stared at the dollar figure hoping that at any moment it would sprout a… Read full post »
Little Old Lady with a Dog; A Fun New Recipe
This is the first time I’ve ever submitted a recipe. I don’t cook, and I store my sweaters in my oven, so I’m ever so excited!
Yummy Chicken Gizzards Prepared for a Remarkably Spoiled Dog
A simple dish, I learned to prepare this delicacy when looking after my 84… Read full post »
Working a Part-Time job is NOT Being Employed!
I took a part-time-almost-full-time-but-without-the-benefits job at a large bookstore chain.
This is my first foray out of the corporate world since…ever.
To my mind, however, if I'm not getting health or dental coverage, I'm just killing time. I'm/… Read full post »
Is Your Boss the "Class Bully"?
American workers have a very bad habit. It's nothing new and is, in fact, almost institutionalized. I'm referring to the way we Americans allow our employers and bosses to bully us about like we're the skinny kid in the playground.
Self-Serving-Self-Help-Get-A-Job Pundits actively encourage us… Read full post »
The Black Hole of Calcutta - On-Line Applications
At this point in my burgeoning career as an unemployed person, I have spent countless hours on almost every major job search board imaginable.
No matter what site I go to, however, I will ultimately come across the dreaded “Apply Now” Button. A neophyte job hunter might/… Read full post »
The Benefits of Unemployment "They" Never Tell You About!
Having been jobless for sumpety months now, I consider myself a bit of an expert on the benefits of being out of work. There are many constructive things a jobless person can do to offset the tedious, and demoralizing nature of job hunting. Here are a few positive things I do… Read full post »
TGIF! So What? For the Unemployed it's Just Another Day!
Heard at 5:00pm in offices throughout the Big City: "Woo
Hoo! It's Friday! Here comes the weekend!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no joy in Joblessville. For us
WOJers the weekend never ends.
"Wait! What?" I think, "It's Friday? Again?
Wasn't it just Friday? Yester… Read full post »
Many books, articles, and How-to-Get-A-Job pundits addressing
WOJers, (person WITHOUT a JOB = WOJ), suggest that there is a
proper and fruitful way to greet yet another day without gainful
employment. Here are the steps to be taken:
Go to bed at the same time you would as if you… Read full post »
Here's Some News!
Mondays suck!
It's not just the gainfully employed who lay awake on Sunday
nights thinking about how much the hate their jobs and dread
getting up on Monday to start yet another week of drudgery.
Then of course, you might love your job which makes you a total
anomaly. You represent less… Read full post »
Recruiters - Spawn from the Seventh Ring of Hell
Recruiters (aka Headhunters or Flesh Peddlers)
Since everyone knows at least one decent recruiter, I'm not going
to spend my time talking about the good one(s). I'm interested in
venting about those people who would sell their own mothers down
the river in a second if it meant getting a commission.
It… Read full post »
SO! I Hear Your Out of Work? What Happened?
That question ranks right up there with, "What's that huge red thing on your face?"
'm not just unemployed, I was FIRED! I learned the hard way that there is a significant difference between being Fired and being Laid Off. First, there's that the look of horror that crosses people's faces when… Read full post »
Advice for the Unemployed: Do as I Say, Not as I Do
I work as an Executive Assistant to Presidents and CEOs of big
companies and organizations. People, as they say, At a Certain
Level. Serious Movers and Shakers. Folks Who Make Things Happen. Oh
yeah. That’s me, working in the Big Time with The Big Players
whose names you might recognize.
T… Read full post »
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