Florid Nightingale
Nurse PhD
- Location
- Portland, Oregon, USA
- Birthday
- February 27
- Bio
- Educator, ICU nurse and nurse scientist. Research interest: evidence-based nursing therapeutics. I've been an ICU nurse for almost 30 years now. Owned by 3 cats and a husband. Not a half bad sailor, either.
MY RECENT POSTS
- How I Discovered Depression
January 29, 2012 02:50PM - 2024
August 30, 2011 06:58PM - Redefining Failure
July 22, 2011 03:32PM - Joey on the Tightrope
March 06, 2011 02:57PM - What to Say
January 11, 2011 05:01PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thank you, Julie and
M.C.S.”
January 30, 2012 02:40PM - “That gives you twelve
years to enjoy engineered
meat,
Patrick! Lucky
you.”
September 28, 2011 09:22PM - “Very meaningful post. I
have strong feelings about
the
hospitals where I have
wor…”
September 27, 2011 08:39PM - “Yeah. My breasts are the
seat of my confidence,
too.
Well, okay, also
"femin…”
September 25, 2011 06:00PM - “Atheism is fine, but
please do not treat it as the
most
righteous of choices.
Tha…”
September 25, 2011 05:54PM
How I Discovered Depression
At 14, I was fond of wearing jeans with dark solid colors, like grey and hunter, and I would not spray my hair into untenable positions until it stood out, stiff, in just the right curl, like the other girls. Christmas break I spent listening to All Things Must Pass and… Read full post »
2024
"What the...is that you, Freaky Ed?"
"Yeah, it's me! And it's you, Bonehead Jason! Ha!"
"Great to see you, my friend! What have you been doing since high school?"
"Working. Going to the community college. I'm almost done with my degree. You?"
"On break from college. Starting my junior… Read full post »
Several years ago, my practice included palliative care for people with late-stage cancer. In this realm where no one survives, many of my assumptions as a health care provider were challenged. Among the things that people facing death taught me to reconsider were the judgments underlying… Read full post »
Joey on the Tightrope
All 330 pounds of Joey were lying in the intensive care unit, transferred from an outlying facility after he was resuscitated. The other hospital had him on a benzodiazepine infusion to calm him down in his delirium, but it made him stop breathing, and now poor Joey not only was withdrawing… Read full post »
What to Say
People ask me for advice about difficult conversations. I guess because I'm a nurse, although nurses certainly do not always do this well. I mean the kind of conversation you dread when someone's been hurt by cancer/mental illness/crime/disaster/loss; the kind where you want to show you care, but you… Read full post »
An Attempted Murder in the ICU
Frail 49-year-old Maria lay in her bed, thin and weak. Her bronze skin and swollen belly belied a history of alcohol abuse, and the breathing machine she could not abandon was there thanks to years of smoking. The right side of her neck and chin were covered with dark brown, leathery… Read full post »
Mrs. Edwards' Spleen Is Vented
70-year-old Mrs. Edwards rolled into the ICU at 0100, pale, sweaty and tachycardic with a blood pressure of 80/49. The night shift nurse, Rebecca, and a crowd of others deftly hooked up the heart monitor, intravenous lines, and other devices, checked her urine output, and peeked at he… Read full post »
How Many Hospital Errors Are There?
In 1999, the esteemed Institute of Medicine, in a landmark report titled To Err Is Human, noted that between 44,ooo and 98,000 people die yearly in U.S. hospitals from treatment errors. An error was defined as "the failure of a planned action to be completed as intended or the use of… Read full post »
Theresa Brown, RN, writes a periodic NY Times blog that gives us a glimpse into the beautiful and awful stories that occur on a hospital oncology floor. This week, she wrote about privilege, money and health care reform: her story was of a VIP patient on the cancer floor receiving china-and-lin… Read full post »
Waitresses, sex workers, mothers, child care workers....all are included in the welcoming arms of a feminist ethos that values the work of women in society. Women in historically male occupations such as lawyers, physicians, business managers, and such are allowed entry, too.
But not nurses. Why?
Mis… Read full post »
As mentioned in a previous post, at 7:10 on a Saturday morning, I assumed the care of two Trauma Intensive Care patients. In bed #3 lay a restless, unkempt, dirty, alcohol-addicted Hispanic male, 42 years old, whose eye was kicked out by a bunch of young thugs. The contrast between him… Read full post »
Bad Menu Selections in Intensive Care
It's Saturday morning, 6:55 a.m.: Eight nurses sit around a conference table bemoaning the selection of rotten assignments on the Trauma Intensive Care Unit. Not a posh assignment among them. Everyone paired; two rooms are empty for admissions. The charge RN gives us a quick rundown that goes l… Read full post »
At 5:39, I was dreaming. At 5:40, hoping the alarm was only a remarkably realistic dream feature, I tried to resist awakening. I failed. So I crawled out of my queen-size haven and headed for the coffee pot. Waking early is actually a good thing; today I'm working in the Trauma… Read full post »
Undoubtedly you've seen the Nurse Jackie ads occupying every sidebar and banner ad on the Internet. Perhaps you've read my previous posts about the inadequacies of the popular media in representing nurses. All of those less-than-completely-truthful rearrangements of electrons notwithstand… Read full post »
Why "Scrubs" is the Best Hospital Drama on TV - Part Two
I cannot stomach television medical dramas. I cringe as gross misrepresentations of handsome doctors, submissive nurses, absent clerks, transporters and housekeepers spew forth rapid-fire from across my family room. I roll my eyes at physician omnipresence, omniscience and omnipotence, cackle knowing… Read full post »
Another Day in the Life of an Intensive Care Nurse
7:10 a.m. I got report on a 43 year old alcoholic, comatose from liver disease, and a 73 year old woman with emphysema and heart failure brought on by an adulthood of smoking and obesity. When she stopped smoking, she got… Read full post »
Nurse Haiku
No more white stockings.
Silly cap and starchy dress
are hard to run in.
Ignore the lobby's
shining glass, ferns, waterfalls.
Hands do the healing.
Success for Mr. Nailor?
Mr. Nailor came to me about six months ago from the senior assisted living facility where he resided. They had a large communal kitchen, a well-equipped craft room, and raised beds for gardening outside in the summer. He'd lived there independently, generally sound but for a few chronic i… Read full post »
Thank you, Mrs. Payson
It was 7:30 a.m.in the medical ICU. My shift, one that promised to be busy, was just beginning when I entered Mrs. Paysons' room. Her daughter was softly speaking to her of matters I decided were not meant for my ears. Trying not to eavesdrop, I checked alarms, verified intravenous… Read full post »
25 Things You Didn't Necessarily Want to Know
1. Cats, in chronological order: 1) Ducky, 2) Crystal (the sweetest girl ever), 3) Tillamook, a.k.a. Mookie, a.k.a. Mr. Mook, a.k.a. Mooker, a.k.a. The Mookster, 4) Elmo a.k.a. Elmer, a.k.a. Mr. Elmer, a.k.a. El-Amir, and 5) Ormont Boy a.k.a. Monte, a.k.a Del Monte., a.k.a Montego, a.k.a. Tego.… Read full post »
The Tyranny of Measurability
I mourn for the demise of nursing care. I really miss giving back massages, changing linens merely for comfort, and sitting down to talk with people. I especially miss the value placed on caring as critical to quality health care.
Since my career began, gradually, it seems quality has been… Read full post »
First, the Knitting Must Stop
A friend of mine had a baby in August. She credits me as her inspiration for studying nursing; now she's working on her PhD, studying hormonal aberrations in elite female athletes. So my baby gift had to be good. To purchase it, instead of patronizing Babies R Us or Target, I… Read full post »
In the Trauma intensive care unit, tragedy abounds. People wind up here after shooting each other in trivial disputes; they get drunk and smash their cars and bodies; heart attacks make old men plow Cadillacs into trees; feckless pedestrians get broken by careless cell phone talkers. We s… Read full post »
God Save the Olives!
Teresa and Dave's modest suburban home was reaching the age where it might be considered retro-funky instead of merely outdated, as it was when purchased 15 years ago. The silver foil striped wallpaper, looming oak-and-glass chandelier and burnt-orange tiles were long gone - even our long… Read full post »
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