nyctheaterqueen's Blog
nyctheaterqueen
- Location
- New York, New York, USA
- Birthday
- December 31
- Bio
- I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying.
--Oscar Wilde
MY RECENT POSTS
- Quarterlife crisis?
February 08, 2011 01:29AM - Are they leasing any
apartments in Never-Never
Land?
January 10, 2011 03:51PM - I need advice
October 28, 2010 12:09PM - Confessions of the Terminally
Unhip
October 18, 2010 11:32PM - I was born Baptist....
October 12, 2010 02:43PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I am thinking about
something like "Dear Mom,
thanks for the
tips. Love,
you…”
October 28, 2010 12:31PM - “LMAO! Love it. R.”
October 13, 2010 11:41AM - “As a starving artist who
wonders if it's all worth
it
sometimes.... thank you.
R.…”
October 13, 2010 09:52AM - “@Robyn--- a number of my
friends from high school went
to
Moody, and my parents
u…”
October 13, 2010 09:51AM - “oh Owl, so many of my AG
friends went to my Baptist
high
school! It's really
some…”
October 12, 2010 06:42PM
Nyctheaterqueen's Links
Quarterlife crisis?
Not a haircut of mine--- a haircut of Jenny’s.
Jenny went and got herself a hipster haircut which I did (and still kind of do) find super annoying. Because I hate hipsters. What’s not to hate about people who spend thousands… Read full post »
Are they leasing any apartments in Never-Never Land?
Over the weekend, Jenny and I started making real, honest-to-goodness plans to move in together. This is a big deal. We have been talking about it (read: I have been pestering her) on and off for months, but this weekend, we started talking concretely. If all goes… Read full post »
I need advice
In case anyone thought that I was exaggerating about my Baptist upbringing....I just received the following guide to "voting biblically" in my inbox. My mother sent it to my sister, brother, and me.
This is a choice excerpt
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ELECT GOD-HONORING MEN OR WOMEN. &nb… Read full post »
but have since converted to hedonism.
(Apologies to Woody Allen)
Ever since I de-converted from Christian fundamentalism, one of my favorite games has been to see who does and doesn’t stay in the faith. I had a good deal of hope for my kid brother-- Sam-- who is twenty… Read full post »
It's the pit of despair....
Here is what I did today. I went to a job interview that involved putting together a 100 piece puzzle with 3 strangers, telling those strangers a “secret” of mine, and “acting out” customer service related scenarios. All 15 of the applicants at this “recruitment event&rd… Read full post »
Calling all cryptographers
If you are a New Yorker, you might have heard of this
http://www.welostourgold.com
The conceit is that three pirates (and a ninja) lost ten thousand dollars in New York City, and their treasure chest is buried somewhere in the five boroughs. I have been watching the videos over the last… Read full post »
Jesus and the Days of Awe (Or: the Baptist goes to shul)
If you had met me when I was a small child-- say, five or six years old, and you had asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would have said “Jewish.” This may seem odd for a Baptist kid from Wisconsin, but let me tell… Read full post »
An open letter to the ladies of the world.
Inspired by "dear reader, I married him"
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Hello,
ladies:
It is I--- your friendly neighborhood lesbo-tron. There has been a
certain amount of kerfuffle in these parts about the sort of
clothing that you are wearing out to the nightclubs. Some of the
folks here think you… Read full post »
“Those Talking Pictures Will Never Catch On....”
What was I doing on October 20th, 2004? That was the day I declared my undergraduate major-- bachelor of arts, theater.My parents didn’t take… Read full post »
marry me a little?
My beloved and I are planning a getaway to Boston and Provincetown for our anniversary in a few weeks. (It’s our first!) When telling our friends, the near-ubiquitous response has been “Oh, you could get married there! You’re not eloping....are you?” Because obvio… Read full post »
I was Baptist, to begin with. Good, conservative, old-fashioned
Baptist. I went to Baptist high school. All my friends were
Baptists and Pentecostals. I am not Baptist anymore. I converted.
To lesbianism. Not only did I convert, I moved to New York CIty,
found a nice Jewish girl, and joined… Read full post »
With all the liberals in show business.....
I am currently working on a project with trained dogs. These dogs live one to a cage, eat fresh-cooked chicken, and all of their brushes, leashes, etc., are kept in Juicy Couture bags. The dogs are only allowed to work a max of four hours a day, and they are paid… Read full post »
Happy is what happens when your dreams come true?
There are very few things that tire me out more than having
guests come to town. My mom and dad and brother were just here for
a few days, and although I really enjoyed seeing them-- I am
still very, very tired.
Why?
Because you see, my friends, the exhaustion comes not just… Read full post »
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