Guys know just the right button to push to turn a TV on.

TV has both volume control and a mute button.

If a Guy doesn't like what he sees he can always change the channel.

A TV has never used the phrase, "You know what you did!" or "Does this cable box make me look fat?"

A Guy can invite the gang over and his TV is more than happy to entertain his friends.

Not only does a TV not mind if we look at other TV's it actively promotes the idea of looking at younger and thinner models.

TV never has a headache or "that time of the month".

A Guy can spend the entire night hanging out at a bar watching a strange TV do it's stuff and his TV will be waiting at home gladly to supply him with just what he wants.

A TV never complains about not going out.

TV's relatives never drop by for an extended stay or to ask for a loan.

A Guy can have multiple TVs in the same house and never have a problem.

When a Guy gets tired of his TV he knows just the right button to turn it off.