odetteroulette

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Currently wishing I didn't have to do any grading. Before that, graduate student and new mom. Now an actual Dr. of Something or Other and the Kid is two and some months. Before that, a Southern girl in the West. Now a Southern girl in the South, dreaming of being in the West. Before that, I can't remember. Still waiting for the flying car.

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MARCH 5, 2010 6:53PM

10 Questions I'd Like Answered

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1. Why does what other people see as "behaving professionally" sometimes seem suspiciously like lying to me?

One example: if a person is clearly behaving in an erratic way and that person is in a position of authority, you shouldn't mention it. It's just not done. Or so I am told.

 

2.  Is it my imagination or when people tell you that they want you to live up to "your potential" or "your expectations" you might get the sneaking suspicion they aren't thinking of "you" at all? 

 

3. Why does 'corporate speak' with all its jocular positivity make me feel like I am covered in slime? 

 

4. Why does it often seem to me that, in conditioning my daughter to live in society, I might also be asking her to stifle her very real feelings? 

 

5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Also, what does 'chuck' mean? Do we want the woodchuck doing this? 

 

6.  Why is taking care of the earth crazy? How did that little tidbit become 'common' knowledge?

 

7.  Why is it vital for me to wear certain kinds of clothes as I get older? Why would anyone think a jeans and t-shirt is inappropriate for a woman of a 'certain' age? Further, why does anyone think phrases like "of a certain age" or 40 years 'young' are anything but grossly patronizing and really stupid? 

 

8.  Why don't we have a flying car yet? 

 

9. Why, when people talk about the viability of 'green' technology, they always speak in terms of money, as opposed to the actual technology? It makes me think that, yes, we could create a situation where we used very little technology that wasn't green, but the will to do it isn't there. Is that off base on my part?

 10. Why are we here?

 

What? I thought I'd end on a note about the bigger picture. I mean, if there is a bigger picture. Is there a bigger picture? I have no idea. 

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Also, why do people like reality tv? I actually don't get it. Not judging. I just don't understand it.
The reason people like reality TV is the same reason they like all the rest of TV: people are addicted to drama. And negative emotions.

I'd like to know the answer to #8, too. I feel that our lack of flying cars is a major deficiency that needs to be addressed pronto, because if I have to look at the year and go "Oh my God, I'm getting old!" I should at least have the consolation of fun technology.
I'd like to add- why do I have to have short hair to be professional?
Every single one of these questions deserves an answer. I wish I had some.

Okay, here, about this one: "4. Why does it often seem to me that, in conditioning my daughter to live in society, I might also be asking her to stifle her very real feelings?"

Don't ask her to stifle her very real feelings, help her learn where and when to express them.

Best I can do. Will think on this some more.
I have wondered the same things. If you find the answers will you share?
1) Because it often is.
2) Because they probably aren't.
3) Because it's slimy stuff.
4) Because emotional honesty is hard to come by.
5) No idea.
6) I didn't know it was crazy. I've never been big on common knowledge, because of course, it is typically neither.
7) One more thing I don't pay attention to.
8) Because when one was invented and built...an actual car with detachable wings...so it could be driven on the road and flown in the air...no one wanted one.
9) No. it isn't off base. Einstein said that a city could be powered for a day using a glass of water. No one wants that.
10) I'm not near deep enough to ever know the answer to that one.

xox

And I never watch reality TV...except the Antiques Road Show....
There is another problem with the flying car issue, as much as I want one...and that is...air traffic....if a million people were suddenly flying the skies...how would we handle that? Just a million...xox
somewhere, there is a picture of a falling tree....and Chuck is there......
You know we could go ahead and write our answers and share them over coffee, kind of a group excercise. At any rate, this is a very good post and it made me think. I like stuff like that. Thank you for posting. Rated.
Gary--HA!!

Also, everyone, why do some people call their body parts by weird names, as in 'vajayjay' (a loathsome appellation), etc.? I taught my daughter the word 'vagina.' And as time passes, I'm teaching her the rest of those words. It just seems weird to hear a grown person call her vagina her 'tutu' or some such thing. I do NOT get it.
Well, for #7, at some point you'll probably be sporting Depends... but beyond that, the sky's the limit. I think women of ANY age look good in jeans and t-shirt.
11. Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
12. Who's been eating my porridge?
13. Why do they keep repairing Cheney's heart?
14. How did they find it?
15. Can Heironymous Merkin ever forget Mercy Hump and find true happiness?
16. Will the circle be unbroken?
17. Wanna buy some dirty pictures, Mr. Pope?
18. Do you know the way to San Jose?
19. What kind of fool am I?
20. Is that all there is?
You've gotten great answers but as far as #8 - are you nuts? People can't handle the dimensions they have to drive in now and you want to add another one? Do you really want the idiots currently driving around you to have the ability to fly above you? Think of the flaming wreckage and the laws of gravity.

Just because we CAN doesn't mean we SHOULD.
#10: That's a mystery. We'll all know soon enough, let's not rush it.

11. Why aren't we all working from home now that we have computers, fax machines and cell phones?!
Oh, and as for #10, I can speak only for myself: to eat waffles.
#5 chuck means to throw something out, like chucking out the trash or "he chucked it all for the girl of his dreams".

And I agree about that "your potential" thing. People who use that expression usually want you to live up to their expectations.
the mystery of 'chuck' solved! Except ... why in the world would anyone want a woodchuck to chuck wood? Is this an issue in the wild?

Okay, I get why there are no flying cars ... except of course for MY flying car ...
As a good corporate impersonator I am totally with you on #3:)
I think jeans and t-shirts are appropriate for all ages. I had business dress and follow Thoreau's advice to avoid anything requiring new clothes.
I need some clarification on number 10

"Why are we here?"

As apposed to where? I feel this is important. If the question where, Why are we here instead of in say, I don't know the Disney Store?" My answer would be, "Because we are shopping for fresh radishes, duh."
Jeans and a tee are about the only things appropriate for women of a certain age to wear anywhere. Especially with a jacket.

That is the meaning of life.
There is a big picture, but it's torn in half.
If eternity is, in any way, involved with the Disney Store, I'm going to be really depressed.
I don't know! Why don't we have an extra arm that can pop out of our side if we need it?

Why don't we have background music that follows us wherever we go? Imagine how useful that would be! If you hear menacing music, you could certainly have some warning that something bad was going to happen?
Why do fools fall in love?

Answer to # 10- Why not?

Why won't my mother get internet service when we've given her a computer and taught her how to use it?
Well done, odetteroulette!

Why do we say "have a nice day" when we obviously do not mean it?
If you "chuck" something at someone or something you "throw" it... with considerable force.
Firestorm--I'm not totally buying this. I've seen some pretty nifty inventions (long life batteries, flat solar panel 'roofing' that can be nailed into the roof, some pretty nice numbers on wind, etc.) that make me think it's a matter of will only. There might an initial push with existing fossils to help get such a program started, but the long view would be these technologies could start 'creating' themselves as it were. See what I mean? I still am convinced it's a matter of will. Some people just don't want to give up their bright shiny money and power, in my opinion.
3. A proven product (or cause) will move/sell itself. The corporate slime is more often than not, a bad sign.
4. because you are/and unfortunately almost need too. (ditto for me :(
6. I should and will do more to take care of our planet. I feel guilty about this.
7. Don't buy into it. Rock it as long as you can.
8. My son builds hover cars on LDD (lego digital designer.) He would love you for raising that question.
10. Because we are still on a winning team in the evolutionary race.
#1.... We're NOT supposed to mention it? Shite, so THAT'S my problem. *sigh*

#7... Erm. This one isn't in my rule book, either. I wear pretty much whatever I want, and I'm older than dirt.

10... Because we don't know how to get to any other place that we can pollute and pretend we're not, or deny it. Or at least, so it would seem.

You know... this would make a great Open Call, and a collection of answers would be a fun read.
I have no answers. At all. For any of these or any other questions. But I appreciate your asking them. And I like the comments here. Good reading (which is why I'm here at least twice a day!). Rated. D
10. To do what's best for Stim. Unfortunately this piece of profound wisdom has been ignored to the detriment of humankind, but mostly to the detriment of Stim.
re #10 - Douglas Admas provided the answer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is - 42.

Eventually we also learn that the ultimate question really is - what do you get if you multiply 6 times 9?

This may help explain God's final message to his creation - We apologize for the inconvenience.
I'm with you on all of these but particularly 4, 7 and 10! And Julie, I don't get the short hair thing either.
Are you related to Andy Rooney? ;)


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Firestorm: My point was and still is that if primary start up cost was considered a secondary problem, then, with some time and investment, we'd have these technologies, certainly enough to make a difference. For example, let's just imagine that we actually created a factory which could run on modified battery and solar power. Yes, the original start up would/must involve fossil fuels. But eventually we'd have many of these things creating themselves, as it were, even at the risk of running into difficulties in terms of pushing forward quickly. I'm glad you're so knowledgeable, but it's important as well to be able to think outside of the box on these issues and not simply copy the current socioeconomic thinking, which permeates your analysis, along with the science.

Plus, I have actually done studies, as I worked pretty heavily in a class with a fairly reputable economics professor and his class on these very issues. It was vital to know the science, but what was difficult was how the science was constantly interpreted through the economic market, as frankly, you are doing. To claim that no viable technology exists is shortsighted and incorrect. It is the economic factors that drive this situation. And as you point out, much of the most useful green technology is bought up and then carefully pulled off market by large oil and gas companies as well. For example, those batteries to which I referred.

This extends into even the plants we grow and the industries we encourage. The ability to run on plant oils for example would be helpful in a limited way, but that's been subsumed by the larger economic situation. And don't even get me started on the ways a good crop of hemp would change our economic climate in this country. It is this lack of planning for the long term, concentrating only on the short term that causes these sorts of problems. One must think in the long term to get it right. For example, if California produced sunshine as a 'crop' think of how that might be down the road long term. But because the economic factors of the short term drive the market, it does not happen.
Sheesh! Great questions . . .
Questions 1 – 4, 6, 7 and 9 tell me why you moved away from the South. There are some strong corollaries there between what you describe and Southern cultural norms.

Question 8 is one I'm glad is unanswered. We can't seem to manage vehicles with only one plane of movement so anything more would be an absolute disaster. As it is, when a couple of folks get in a wreck, or their auto goes dead because they don't take care of it, nothing falls on anyone. Put us in the air and that all changes...not to mention the havoc it would wreak on flying critters.
Crap. Okay, I'm super busy and don't have the appropriate time to devote to this business about solar cells, but ... I'll just write this and you guys can duke it out here or somewhere else.

Once upon a time, solar cells did not pay back. But, as of the year 2000, which is ancient times in the land of this technology, they pay back within a couple of years. Unless they are panels specifically designed for outer space, which is a completely different ball of wax. This is per several independent studies. It takes about two years. This makes sense actually as a solar panel has a life of about 20 years at maximum output. Note I wrote maximum output, which means the actual life of a panel can be slightly longer.

Another myth is that we're waiting on the technology to change. No, they work okay now, but of course, as with any new technology, the more we use it, the less expensive it will become. Remember how expensive a dvd player was when it first arrived. Now? Not so much.

Finally, in the last ten years or so, the scientific breakthroughs in the creation of new sorts of solar technology has been vast. It is an extremely feasible technology. The more we make, the cheaper it will get. The more we create, the more likely we can use the energy it produces to make more solar panels. (Germany has the lead in this one, actually, with the building of a power plant of only renewable fuels in the works.) The more honing of the technology (improvement in materials and technology--Japan has this one presently with some cool new solar technology), the longer the life of the product and the more energy it can output.

Whew. There. Now, go debate this. But these things I've mentioned aren't speculative or opinions. They are things actually happening. The resistance to solar has to do, in my opinion, with the will to move to other fuels and a resistance to thinking that the global market might change. Which is, also my opinion, hilarious since money itself is extremely speculative and in fact, an imaginary thing we made up to precipitate goods exchange. A reason I roll my eyes at the economist who declares he or she is an atheist. And yes, I'm aware it's more complicated but let's face it, that's the core of it.

So, I'd like us to think a bit more for the long term. That's all. Now I have to go work! I have to earn more of that imaginary stuff that does not remotely get me the goods exchange that I deserve!
Great questions.

Jeans and t-shirts are appropriate for all ages.
Jeans and tee shirts- always appropriate in theory. However, there are lots of jeans out there. Not all are appropriate for all age groups (and some are simply not appropriate. For anyone. Of any age. Ever).