Do you ever wonder if the more paranoid people are right about 1) the moon landing 2) Area 51   3) fluoride in the water  4) chemtrails  5) every conspiracy ever? Do you ever have a suspicion that they might have a valid point?

 Do you ever, in your heart of hearts, wonder why you hang on to certain friends? You know the ones I'm talking about, right? The ones who constantly call you with their problems, but if you turn that table, they get all funny and sort of absent? Yet, still, you hang on to them! Do you wonder?

 Do you ever think maybe cats really do understand every word we're saying? 

Do you ever wonder if maybe money was a really super stupid idea and whoever thought it up needs the living shit beaten out of him or her? Do you ever laugh when someone who claims to be an atheist but is also some sort of hardcore economist  and you find that funny because you can't understand why he or she believes in one thing which is utterly imaginary on all levels but refuses the existence of any sort of god, saying it's an imaginary being? Do you ever get the urge to then pull a dollar out of your pocket, wave it in that person's face and say "No. Go on. Really."

On the other hand, do you ever feel like you're uncomfortable in church because you're clearly surrounded by hypocritical bigots?

Do you ever think that someday a ghost might appear in front of  you and make you shriek? 

Do you ever wonder if you would be any good in a true emergency situation, as in the past, when a smaller emergency arises, you've kind of just stood there, looking confused?

Do you ever wonder what would happen if you just woke up one morning and started telling every person exactly what you thought about him or her? Would you lose your job? Your significant other? Your family? Your friends? Do you ever wonder if people own dogs because you don't have to lie to them? 

Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up (feel free to do that here)? 

Do you ever suddenly find yourself certain that the day was supposed to be sunny, when it is rainy, or rainy when it is sunny, and then, later in the day, it becomes that very thing?

Do you ever wonder what would happen if we stopped worrying about making fools of ourselves?

Do you ever wonder what would happen in a job interview if, to answer the question of what particularly makes you qualified for a job, you said, "Because I really need the money. I'm pretty sure more than the other people you're seeing. Because otherwise I would not work at all because most work is stupid busy work except for a few things"? 

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to make one whole day Opera Day where everyone sings his or her way through the day? 

Do you ever wonder why we sleep? 

Do you ever wonder why we dream?

Do you ever wonder why we have ten fingers and toes and not, say, fourteen each?

 What do you wonder? Do you ever wonder about that?

I do.