You might say I live a charmed life. I have a job in New York City, and I have an open position I need to fill. This has got to be an incredibly easy task. Like being the only male teen in an all girl high school and needing a date for the prom.
This is way better than in 1985 when the unemployment rate in Massachusetts and New Hampshire was 2.2%. Two point two percent. I needed seven people for a 2 million dollar contract and all the good people that were worth hiring were already working. I almost lost the contract. They guy we hired who went into a drug induced coma on the client's job site almost cost us the contract. Boy have times changed. Not for the better.
Perhaps I'm taking this task way too seriously. You see, I'm just a little overwhelmed by the fact my recruiter called me this afternoon and he just got an additional fifty resumes for this position today. Fifty in one day.
I just reviewed 25 resumes he culled out from the batch we received on Friday. Let me say that I'm not concerned I'll find the right person for the job. I'm sure I'll be able to do that.
I just stepped back and reflected on all the individuals who've applied for this job. All looking for work in the tightest labor market in almost eighty years.
Having been jobless for almost a year in the early nineties, I now see myself on the other side of the desk. I flashed back to the unanswered cover letters and resumes. The screening interviews by arrogant and indifferent recruiters. The endless networking, the sleepless nights, endless days researching and knocking on doors.
The fights with my ex-wife, the part time night shift jobs I had so I could interview in the daytime. I was overqualified; no underqualified. I had too much experience; and actually not enough experience. The interviews that went well, and no follow up by the employer. The unreturned phone calls. The rejection letters. The feeling of quiet desperation and depression. The sense of worthlessness.
Now people are knocking on my door. May I treat them with the dignity and respect they deserve. I'll have to mention this to the recruiter tomorrow. He was watching Sesame Street in the nineties. May all the people who don't get this job, get one soon.
I can't be responsible for getting all Americans back to work. I only have one budget position. Perhaps if those overpaid executive could forgo their failure, excuse me, "retention" bonuses, we could put more people back to work.


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We've long heard about the high price of success; now we learning about the high price of failure.
That is a lesson for the times. Your kind heart shines through.
Delia -- Thanks, I was going to hire 7 people this year until the budget cuts at work. It wouldn't much to be on the outside looking in.
ConnieMack -- You are speaking my truth. I run the risk and expense of a bad hire, if someone jumps ship for a better gig. Who can blame people for looking out for themselves, though.
Rebecca -- Thanks for your kind words.
Sadly as we discussed, he's not going to hire one of these brilliant people, and why? Because when/if the economy picks back up, do you think these people are going to continue making half what they were? Probably not. I really feel for people and just keep praying I won't become one of them.
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Tom -- I was hoping to get you and Geoff to be on the hiring panel. It might not be efficient, but we'd have fun.
Bill -- When other people say stuff like this, I usually brush it off. When you say it, it means a lot. Thanks.
Melissa -- Yeah, absolutely.
Dorinda -- Thanks.
Glad the tide turned for you and you are doing well, with only a tiny problem to solve.
Sounds like you have the task well at hand.
Good luck with your selection.
Cheers!
Cathy -- Thanks for the kind words.
Tink -- Only you could put a humanitarian spin on this post. I've got to finish your nomination for the boys in Stockholm.
This says it all about you. A total mensch.
I wish you much luck, OE - I've been on both sides of it too, and you're right - the dignity thing is all we can hope for.
I work on an annual contract. I am already tensing up about 2010. No rest for the small business owner, BAY-BEE!
I hope you keep us informed on what happens next.
Mr. M -- thanks for the support and kind words.
Bluesurly -- too many people chasing too few jobs. It's a sad and desparate time for many. They deserve better.
Cartouche -- you've left me speechless with this comment and I will be the envy of others.
Owl -- what a wise owl you are.
Annette -- The only thing I can try and compare this competitive environment is to an olympic event, where a the different between first and second place can be thousandths of a second. It's a razor slim margin that gives no solace to the loser.
Geoff -- Maturity and life experience is not overrated. I don't know how you do it. I'm sure there's many a sleepless night where you wonder about meeting payroll. Kudos to you man, cause you're the backbone of the economy.
Luis -- thanks for the kind words. I will come back with an update and blog about the process.
Kathy -- I can only impact a small part of the world. Thanks for your comments.
Sarena -- That's a tough situation for you. I hope you find something soon and bring you loan up to date. That's a real killer.
Cindy -- I'll be thinking about you at noontime my friend. good luck. thanks for your kind words while you deal with a difficult situation at work.
Lisa -- Reading your comments is better than having a facebook page, ya think? Thanks
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Teresa -- Be proud that they are graduating. I wish them well in their job search.
Ann -- You're never irritating with me. Nice to be missed.
I imagine Jesus Christ trying to get a job in the current market. He gets an interview, and it goes something like this:
Interviewer: Mr. Christ, we're interviewing for the position of Assistant Savior. I see that you have three years of experience as a Senior Savior.
JC: Yes, that's correct, three years in that position on earth, though obviously with timeless experience in the heavens.
Interviewer: Well, all of our savior candidates have timeless experience in the heavens; that's one of the requirements. So I see you've done some water-walking . . .
JC: Yes, that was on the Sea of Galilee, during a storm, actually. I got a lot of compliments on that.
Interviewer: Hmmmm..... This position only involves walking on several feet of water. After having walked on the sea, do you think you'd really be happy doing that? I mean, wouldn't that be kind of a lower position that what you're used to?
JC: I see humility as being part of being a savior. So yeah, just walking on a few feet of water would be fine with me. And then, you know, if the water gets deeper I can do that too.
Interviewer: Under the "miracles" section of the application I see that you heal the sick, raise the dead, multiply food, and turn water into wine. Do you have any experience with some of the harder miracles -- you know, balancing the federal budget, creating a domestic automobile that consumers actually want to buy, fixing bad mortgages, and so on? Because this is really what's in demand right now.
JC: Well, no, not really. That's not what I've --
Interviewer: Ok, just asking. So what happened with your former position?
JC: Well . . . I was terminated. . . . . literally. There was this inter-agency dispute over exchange rates in the temple, and I kind of got into . . . an altercation with some of the money changers. And one thing led to another, they informed the Romans, and then --
Interviewer: Terminated?
JC: But I've learned from that experience and moved on. I have a whole new message now, completely revamped, kinder and gentler, I think it's going to be very popular. I have a Powerpoint presentation with the main points highlighted, and I can get you a copy --
Interviewer: Mr. Christ, I just don't think that we have anything for you right now. But we'll keep your resume on file in case another position opens up.
JC: Thank you for your time.
Suzn -- I didn't think of it that way but really good point.
icemilkcoffee -- Understood and will do.
Maybe one day I'll get to interview with someone like you and appreciate having been treated with respect in the interview process even if I don't get the job.
spoons -- There are a lot of jerks out there. Based on my experience, if the interviewer is bad, the rest of the company isn't likely to be better.
Lisa -- Kinda a long commute from VA to NYC, isn't it? I'm sure about your laugh but can only assume about your shoes.
(PS - reading your bio quickly, I thought it said not "unnamed non-profit" but "unarmed non-profit" --good grief, I wonder if that reflects my fear that providing health care is getting not only more difficult but more dangerous!)
A very timely piece no doubt...
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you're a good man OE