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Salon.com
MAY 5, 2010 11:45AM

Politically incorrect. Time to call it as I see it.

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John Blumenthal wrote a masterful post yesterday. J-Blu, as he is known among the Hollywood elite and paparazzi, really took aim at Political Correctness.

I've decide to take off the gloves and call it as I see it.

Politically correct term                                What it really is

Elected representive                                                         Prostitute/Whore

Lobbyist                                                                                  Pimp

Banker                                                                                     Thief

Fox News                                                                                GOP TV

Goldman Sachs employee                                              Fiscal serial killer 

Middle class                                                                          Wage slave

CEO                                                                                          Rich egomaniac

Health Insurance executive                                          Death panel executive

Pharmaceutical company                                              Drug cartel

Pittsburgh steeler QB                                                      Abuser of women

Reality TV shows                                                              Video crack

Televangelists                                                                    Sanctimonious sinners

Mainstream media                                                           Corporate stenographers

Arizona GOP Legislators                                               American Nazi Party

Roger Ailes                                                                         Leni Reifenstahl

Sarah Palin                                                        

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This is FABULOUS! (I sure hope it doesn't get lost).
Sarah Palin...I just wet my pants.
OEsheepdog Hilarious
I've had problem with formatting and I can't correct it. Sarah Palin = White trailer trash. Please add your own.

Cartouche -- Thanks it all makes sense.

clarkK -- thanks, I think.

J-Blu -- thanks for the inspiration.
Too funny. You forgot OSer.
Way too funny...
Hilarious! However...I live in a single-wide mobile home. This house-on-a-chassis-dweller is thankful Ms. Palin isn't my next-door neighbor.
Greenheron -- Why don't I post my favorite five OSers and start armageddon instead.

sophieh -- It also has the virute of being true.

Susan -- there are several million single wide mobile home dwellers that don't fit Sarah's profile. I couldn't put "Anna Nicole Smith but fully clothed" on there but that would be my best descriptor.
thanks for the giggles.
Wonderful! I agree with every stinkin' one.
In the same spirit, does "BP" actually stand for "Bayou Polluter?"
Good stuff. That said, I'd say Roger Ailes is more like D.W Griffith than Leni Reifenstahl. Plus then you could add Karl Rove--Joeseph Goebbels and it wouldn't seem redundant.
funny funny stuff...wow
Thanks for the laugh! It's great to see the phrase "politically correct" turned around on those who wield it most at the liberal left.
YOU
HAVE
to add one for Cable Tv Companies -
I'm blank - but you get right on that, ok.
Sarah Palin = the teabagger's Tina Fey

Clever work!
Excellent and funny!

Sarah Palin = Chill billy
Yes, Yes YES!!!!
I love this! Thank you for making my afternoon brighter.

Sarah Palin ; Verbal rapist

~R
aim -- Making you laugh made my day,

Terry -- Thanks

Jeff -- if BP is "Beyond Petroleum" their claim that they're not responsible for the spill is "Beyond Plausible."

iamironman -- By your logical extension that would make Dick Cheney -- Heimlich Himmler, and Limbaugh -- Hermann Goehring.

Jesse -- Enjoy.

Lucy -- well what comes around goes around.

Ann -- Larceny on Demand or Avarice on Demand for the cable guys.

Lea -- yes I'm feeling clever.

shiral -- very cool Palin riff.

Ardee -- or as the late great Frank Nelson (please google him ) would say: Yesssssssssss?

TME -- A variation would be Verbal Abortion.
Well done. The list is endless.

We could go backwards to Urban Areas = Ghettos.

It so simple to get rid of ghettos just by changing the word and POOF! no more ghettos, no more poor no more problems.
I always called "reality" tv, "exploitation" tv since they seem to work hard at getting gulible morons to do their stupid stuff for possible cash.
OEsheepdog, Ms Palin is one of the finest example of why education reform must be a national priority.
I thought you'd give Ms. Palin the same response as "elective representative" especially in light of her most recent "career" as an overpaid "pundit".
Hmmmm and I just had the thought that if Ms. Palin is "white trailer trash" then her "Bio-pic" should feature Jaime Pressley playing the title role--she can do the same character as she did in "My Name is Earl" but with dark hair and a different accent.
We need you in politics!
Jay -- You forget the very euphemistic "Urban renewal" which mostly was Urban Legend.

Ocular -- Reality TV viewers are like crack addicts. Your point is well taken.

Catherine -- True...I'm waiting for Palin's (in a towel) pictorial in Playboy. Just went you think she does the most outrageous thing...

Walt -- Pundits are "dimwits unencumbered by the thought process." Since Palin is not an elected representative, I couldn't in good faith use that term.
LMFAO! Hehehehe. I needed this! Wooo!

-Pawed-
Sarah Palin = Air(head) Alaska
Video crack indeed!!!! I'm re-discovering my hatred of the thing known as "Television" since I've been unemployed. I have discovered some love too, like Monday nights with Trama and such, but 'Dancing with the Stars' is false advertisement, WHERE ARE THE STARS!!!!!??? :(

:D Rated
Outstanding! I particularly liked Pharmaceutical companies as drug cartels...I've thought that for years!

Well done.
Dude - but what do you REALLY think?
Just stopped by for a laugh. Thanks
This got an old song playing in my head

Tell it like it is
I'm nothing to play with
Go and find yourself a toy
But I... tell it like it is
My time is too expensive
And I'm not your little boy
oh, i loved this. especially the last one:)
Thanks for much-needed clarification!
I'm quite sure that equating elected representatives with prostitutes is unfair to the prostitutes.
RATED
Oh dear, you left Sarah Palin blank and with all the suggestions I may have to start my own fridge list, I always need extra correct terms for her. You brightened my day. Thanks.
Dammit, how did I miss the urban renewal hoax... dammit!

I my defense, urban renewal was a hoax and therefore: missable.
Brilliant, sheepy. Just brilliant.
Delia -- I wouldn't last a NY minute in politics. I'm too damn direct. but thanks for the vote of confidence.

Miko -- Woof.

Lisa -- thanks I feel heroic today.

Kathy K -- Thanks

Amanda -- glad this made you laugh.

LintheSE -- True

Tink -- It's amazing what passes for a "star" these days.

Andy -- It's pretty obvious, isn't it.

Nikki -- I guess I should stop sugarcoating it, huh?

Trilogy -- you're welcome
Tom -- Those are great lyrics.

Lemonpulp -- Thanks

Eva -- Pretty explicit.

Little Willie -- there are probably some things prostitutes won't do for money. So I stand corrected. Thanks.

L'heure -- Glad I could do that.

Jay -- do not despair, it was a classic.

AHP -- Thanks.
This is so funny!!!

Now if you want to be inspired by nature, check this out:

http://www.hornbyeagles.com/webcam.htm

Last night there was one egg hatched, and mama hasn't stood up yet this morning for me to see if the second egg has hatched, but I did see a fuzzy wiggly bit underneath her when she was making adjustments.
The daddy Eagle just came and Mom got off the next and flew away. There is one egg and one chick. He's masticating food and the baby is eating!
Susanne -- I've been watching How did the camera get placed in the nest?
One of my former students sent me the link. I believe the family lives on the island, but I don't know. AMAZING isn't it!
Wise, witty, profound. Why no definition as of yet for Palin?
@Poor Woman
The blank following Palin? There is no there there.
I LOVE THIS!

AM I YELLING?

GOOD!