San Francisco, CA (AP) -- Salon Media Group announced a new beta site for adults who like to write. Not So Open Salon will be limited to writers and commentators who can converse and treat each other as adult members of the human race.
"Junior high school behavior won't be tolerated on this new site," said Salon Editor Joan Walsh. "There's enough juvenile behavior in the mainstream media and Congress. It's not needed here."
Beginning September 31st, 2010, cool, connected, hip writers already posting on Open Salon will be given special access through the use of a secret decoder ring to post subjects on this new beta site. This decoder ring will be sent via snail mail to a privileged few who are in the know, have the talent and connections to work in this new space.
Not So Open Salon will give each writer their own Editor's Pick button. Personal Messaging will not be enabled. Writers will have to develop their own followings based on creativity, wit, and the ability to effectively communicate.
Flame wars, personal attacks and will not be tolerated. All political and religious discourse will take place and users may comment using courtesy, dignity and respect.
When asked why doesn't the current Open Salon platform have this functionality Ms. Walsh replied, "It does except for the Editor's Pick function. There just aren't enough adults using it."
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Comments
Owl -- you underestimate yourself.
Francais -- You understand 49% more than I do.
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Miko -- I think the packages you receive are always wrapped in brown paper.
Roger -- Conspiracy theorist. No ring for you.
I guess I will just stay here. I can't write anyway.
I can't wear rings. My hands don't like them anymore.
Sigh....
p.s. if nikki's an elitist, then i wanna be one, too. i just knew there was a good kind of elitist.
Gotta sign off, OESheepdog, as i feel lousy today, but I did want to check this out. Bye for now.
RATED
Rated with hugs
Kathy -- I missed that night, but I'm not on the "A" list or the "K" list.
It must have been self indulgent fun.
Cranky -- Thou protest too much.
lemonpulp -- Maybe I'm the conscience of OS, but probably not.
Ann -- I'm off to use "the Google" to find out what that means.
kateasley -- maybe you're more experienced now and it will take less time?
amanda -- great minds think alike.
mission -- you underestimate yourself, too.
candace -- Yeah you're an adult. Just don't shoot the messenger. I just wish Nikki had rated the post (like her comment was enough ;).
pw -- That just code for I got my ring and I need to learn how to use it.
David -- Like when my grandfather got a pacemaker, every time he sneezed the garage door opened.
Linda -- more like a soap box, or soap opera.
Kent -- HAHA
Here's hoping it was a typo.
Best Wishes,
Blittie
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Blittie -- It's fiction. Sorry I gulled you.
Kellylark -- I tried to take the high road.
Bonnie -- That ain't happening anytime soon.
Rob -- Me too, me too!
Stacey -- Woof
Noggie -- Joan Walsh ASOTV (as seen on TV) is not a bot. is not a bot is not a bot.
joy -- Make nice with everyone.
ben -- What's it all about? Only Michael Caine and his hairdresser know for sure.
Lezlie
;-)
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RATED!!
GA -- PMs only work in the AM after the BM.
Lezlie -- Like Clipper and Penny, I always find myself in big trouble.
Zul -- Gullible isn't a real word. It's not in the dictionary. Just Kidding.
Karin -- I need to get into the digital age. Glad you saw that this was flummery.
Lainey -- Please don't.
Surly -- Yes I am old.
Blackfon --glad I could make you laugh.
Too bad this is a joke, it could be a good idea.
Happy Blogging,
Heather
WHAT? I didn't make the cut? And you know this already?
Waaaa!
"And he's bad, bad Boomer Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than an junkyard dog"
I got my own doggone decoder ring a year ago. How interesting that Salon is now stealing my idea. Dirty pool.
It's Lonnie Lazar
come to make a comment
was it the decoder ring Lonnie?
welcome home.
(hmmm, I missed another dust up I guess *shrug*)
Wooo!!! :D
This place is a pile of raw horse shit.
Rated for the little box that came FedEx this morning.
Rated & Cheers!