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Change is good...that's what I keep telling my colleagues. It's difficult and hard. It's challenging and rewarding. It's fraught with peril. It needs to be done...yesterday!

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Salon.com
AUGUST 25, 2010 1:56PM

New Open Salon Beta Site for adults announced today.

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San Francisco, CA (AP) -- Salon Media Group announced a new beta site for adults who like to write. Not So Open Salon will be limited to writers and commentators who can converse and treat each other as adult members of the human race.

"Junior high school behavior won't be tolerated on this new site," said Salon Editor Joan Walsh. "There's enough juvenile behavior in the mainstream media and Congress. It's not needed here."

Beginning September 31st, 2010, cool, connected, hip writers already posting on Open Salon will be given special access through the use of a secret decoder ring to post subjects on this new beta site. This decoder ring will be sent via snail mail to a privileged few who are in the know, have the talent and connections to work in this new space.

Not So Open Salon will give each writer their own Editor's Pick button. Personal Messaging will not be enabled. Writers will have to develop their own followings based on creativity, wit, and the ability to effectively communicate.

Flame wars, personal attacks and will not be tolerated. All political and religious discourse will take place and users may comment using courtesy, dignity and respect.

When asked why doesn't the current Open Salon platform have this functionality Ms. Walsh replied, "It does except for the Editor's Pick function. There just aren't enough adults using it."

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Ah-ha! That explains the FedEx package I got yesterday with the decoder ring...
You could at have rated the post, you elitist, you.
I am trying with everything I have in me to earn that decoder ring! xox
Crap. I'll never make the grade, even with adult behavior. S'all good, though . . .
Will the decoder ring explain half of the stuff I don't understand on Open Salon v1.0?
Robin -- I'm just reporting, I don't plan on hanging out at the mailbox.

Owl -- you underestimate yourself.
Lisa -- So is mine.

Francais -- You understand 49% more than I do.
Sounds good...Tastes great!
R
I got a fedex package too, but all it had was doggy bones! :)

-R-
Okay, there is no September 31. I smell a hoax!
Didn't mean to have twin comments, please let me get the ring, please let me get the ring, please let me get the ring...okay I'll play nice,too.
I need to communicate effectively? Well hell. Never getting that decoder ring now.
Junk 1 -- Yeah Of course.

Miko -- I think the packages you receive are always wrapped in brown paper.

Roger -- Conspiracy theorist. No ring for you.
There is definitely a decoder ring on the way to Lady M...xox
Juli -- You also underestimate yourself, in the eyes of this reporter.
Drink...More...Ovaltine...(I'm still laughing). Great idear.
Bingo. But, there was that one night that Kerry Lauerman came by and let us put our own Editors Picks buttons on our posts, which was sort of like a really great one-night stand.
I didn't get an invite, but "kjaskld asdjasgj" did, so you'll still be able to buy Nikes during the "burning hot summer."
thank you for saying what a lot of us are thinking.
Well. Indeed Sheepie.
I guess I will just stay here. I can't write anyway.
I can't wear rings. My hands don't like them anymore.
Sigh....
sheepie: damn, and for my whole life i've tried to avoid the "adult" label. who knew there was a ring involved?? :-O

p.s. if nikki's an elitist, then i wanna be one, too. i just knew there was a good kind of elitist.
@Cranky: HA!

Gotta sign off, OESheepdog, as i feel lousy today, but I did want to check this out. Bye for now.
RATED
I got the ring, used it to open the garage door, wondered who it was from. Thanks for the clarification.
September 31st is my favorite day! It's the anniversary of my sex change...
Is there any cereal box we can find it in?
Rated with hugs
Fetlock -- Thanks for remembering.

Kathy -- I missed that night, but I'm not on the "A" list or the "K" list.
It must have been self indulgent fun.

Cranky -- Thou protest too much.

lemonpulp -- Maybe I'm the conscience of OS, but probably not.

Ann -- I'm off to use "the Google" to find out what that means.

kateasley -- maybe you're more experienced now and it will take less time?

amanda -- great minds think alike.

mission -- you underestimate yourself, too.

candace -- Yeah you're an adult. Just don't shoot the messenger. I just wish Nikki had rated the post (like her comment was enough ;).

pw -- That just code for I got my ring and I need to learn how to use it.

David -- Like when my grandfather got a pacemaker, every time he sneezed the garage door opened.
Sounds like Big Salon, but without all that messy need for payroll. Hmm...
Just thinking -- HA!

Linda -- more like a soap box, or soap opera.

Kent -- HAHA
Sheepy, it was the night of July 4th. You probably had a life or something more interesting to do, unlike some of the rest of us, who got them I think as a consolation prize when Kerry came looking for a party, or pirates. It must have been the rum.
Thank you for letting us know. Sounds like a good idea. I've heard that if it sounds too good to be true it probably is -- Sept 31st? "30 days has September, April, June and November after February's done, the other months have 31."
Here's hoping it was a typo.
Best Wishes,
Blittie
I think we can all agree this is very cute and not the least bit snarky. An adult message :-)
I'm holding out for a NSOS Alpha Site. :-)
Amen and double dog ditto.
I thought 'Joan Walsh' was a bot that appeared when anyone signed up with Open Salon and the bot was suppose to report activities to CIA headquarters. Now I am so confused.
Okay children, let's play nice together.

r~
yr right. the troll count is way up OE. I got a dildo brain stalker myself. if i mention his name i get a half a dozen comments that are so dumb they hurt and my finger gets tired from deleting them. And some of the posts make me feel like a fly in a women's john. also, the ones who comment about how great the post is but don't rate are usually the same ones. gee--I wonder what it's really all about alfie? duh......
i knew i shouldn't have thrown out that box of Lucky Charms...now I'll just have to keep posting on OS. *sigh*
I'd PM you but that function has been disabled on my account.
Kathy -- I have a life and Open Salon.

Blittie -- It's fiction. Sorry I gulled you.

Kellylark -- I tried to take the high road.

Bonnie -- That ain't happening anytime soon.

Rob -- Me too, me too!

Stacey -- Woof

Noggie -- Joan Walsh ASOTV (as seen on TV) is not a bot. is not a bot is not a bot.

joy -- Make nice with everyone.

ben -- What's it all about? Only Michael Caine and his hairdresser know for sure.
Will my old Skye King decoder ring work, since the one you sent must have been lost in the mail?

Lezlie
Rated for a dropped jaw and the echo of my brother's voice coming to me from a place far away and long ago... 'You're so gullible'

;-)
Rated for a dropped jaw and the echo of my brother's voice coming to me from a place far away and long ago... 'You're so gullible'

;-)
*waiting at the mailbox*
You're a funny old dog.
I don't know which is funnier. This post or the idea of Joan Walsh talking about juvenile behavior.

RATED!!
cb -- Dance with the one who brung ya.

GA -- PMs only work in the AM after the BM.

Lezlie -- Like Clipper and Penny, I always find myself in big trouble.

Zul -- Gullible isn't a real word. It's not in the dictionary. Just Kidding.

Karin -- I need to get into the digital age. Glad you saw that this was flummery.

Lainey -- Please don't.

Surly -- Yes I am old.

Blackfon --glad I could make you laugh.
You had me going....I still want the ring.....YOU! R
A decoder ring! Ah, well. I am still waiting for the one that I ordered from the Kellog's people when I sent in that box top 55 years ago. I will wait for this one, too, now.
I'm getting a little tired of some of the comments and I've only been using the site for a few weeks. I can't imagine what people are thinking who've been using it for a while. I've been avoiding the blogs that have only recaps and replays of old issues that cause easy arguments and anger.
Too bad this is a joke, it could be a good idea.
Happy Blogging,
Heather
You're just jealousing because Robin didn't name YOU Blogger of the Year.
Shit. I thought "adult" meant something a bit different.
You know I'll never get the secret decoder ring no matter how many boxes of Open Salon cereal I eat. : ) R
Lainey -- Please don't.

WHAT? I didn't make the cut? And you know this already?

Waaaa!
the more things change...
Alright!!! I got mine today and I'm gonna be playin Boomer Brown and stampin OS on everybody's nose!

"And he's bad, bad Boomer Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than an junkyard dog"
"Personal Messaging will not be enabled. " Oh! OH!

I got my own doggone decoder ring a year ago. How interesting that Salon is now stealing my idea. Dirty pool.
Sign me up for the first flounce.
oh my goodness and garters

It's Lonnie Lazar

come to make a comment

was it the decoder ring Lonnie?

welcome home.
Okay, I think I have the right idea on how to work your decoder ring, but how come it will only spell "ARF!"? I don't speak-a the lingo!!
Sheepie, I love you, this was JUST SO FREAKY FUNNY. Made my entire day!!!!
Late as usual and unaware of the context (specifically) but this is great. Makes me sad, though. I always think of you, Sheepie, as charming, clever, unflappable, thoughtful, and supportive. Don't change just because of some idiots, 'k?
I followed Lonnie here. There's nothing like some good Lazar treatment.
Hey, Lonnie cut in front of me!
NO WAY! It's Chicago Guy! HI ROGER!!!! xoxo
Roger?!?!?!? Where?!?!? Where?!?!?!

(hmmm, I missed another dust up I guess *shrug*)
Roger, come back!!! Come back!
Damn, my ring has not arrived. Please see what you can do to expedite it or I will flame you.
How will they know which alter to send it to?
Tis the natural order of these kind of places if not actively moderated.
~pout~ I tried that adult behavior thingie but didn't like it, so I just gave up and will write at the new elitist site known as ClosedPigeonsinaSalon.com it'll be run by pigeons but well, everyone who can spell, 'Pffffft' are allowed on.

Wooo!!! :D
I am soooo there.

This place is a pile of raw horse shit.
Apparently I picked the right days to be out of town.
I love this, what a great way to wind up my OS day :D.

Rated for the little box that came FedEx this morning.
Yep, I've had that there decoder-ring thingy for years. Got it in a Cracker Jack box at the old Austin Theatre on S. Congress when I was at Porter Jr. High School...just sayin'...
Rated & Cheers!