It didn't take long for this intrepid reporter to find a list of Osama bin Laden personal effects captured during Sunday night's raid by U.S Navy Seals in Abbottabad, Pakistan.

In an exclusive interview, I was able to get the list of personal effects found in the compound that allegedly was home to bin Laden for the last six years.

iPhone (you think they would have found him sooner, huh, Steve Jobs?)with speed dials for the following:

Koch Industries

David Childs at Skidmore Owing and Merrill Architects

Roger Ailes

George H W Bush's Kennebunkport home

Abbottabad House of Pizza

Mitch McConnell home and cell phones.

Antony Scalia office phone

Lloyd Blankfein's office number

Dick Cheney's undisclosed location phone

In his desk:

Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes mailer addressed to Al Kaydagh.

Credit Card flyers from CitiBank, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, and CapitalOne.

Long Term Care Insurance flyer from AARP

AARP Membership Card

Abbottabad Library Card

Halliburton Annual Report

L. L. Bean Spring Sporting Catalog

Starbucks rewards card (Starbucks is everywhere)

If you haven't thought of it already there's a part of me that wishes Abbottabad had a sister city named Costellostan