"Republican Party Dissolved Due to Lack of Relevancy"

Some would be more likely than others there ol Sheeper, but, never hurts to be a wishful thinker, as you just never know.

aka -- Not true as as long as there is money to be made.

Don -- You could be right.

Neil -- The NBA is a "non-story."

Print all except for the last one. Jesus was rebel. He would start his own party or at least run as an independent. R

This just in...
Groucho joins party that won't have him as of its members.

Hahaha, all funny and (dare I get hopeful) in the realm of possibility except I think it's unlikely that Jesus will become a capitalist.

"Head of MTA Chief Found in OEsheepdog's Garage"

Cain Says "I Did It and I LIKED It"

Thanks. OES.

LOL. Norquist - death by irony. I wonder how quickly the Google bombs would hit to change the underground meaning of "Santorum" to " None O'theabove."

I think Jesus would be a dem.

"Every Candidate Admits To Hanky Panky - Level Playing Field"! R

Great list -- couldn't resist a slight revision: Jesus returns and registers as a Democrat, and requires all Evangelicals to register as Hypocrites.

First is my favorite!

I would add "American women deny Mitt Romney Personhood "Absolutely."

I think Jesus would refuse to join a party, but would go to the GOP with some words that would shrivel all their ears clean off.

"Personal income tax bracket established for the Koch Brothers: 75% of all income."

rated!

Since Jesus was Jewish, not a Christian, he might take an interest in Israel's behavior.

I think it would be more elegant if Grover Norquist was arrested for non-payment of taxes.

Trudge -- I agree on both counts.

Bleue -- I wouldn't know about that.

Cranky -- May he live long and prosper.

Roger -- hahaha

Lorraine -- You are welcome.

Stim -- irony indeed.

Maureen -- he wouldn't be an independent.

Marilyn -- The thought of Michelle Bachmann admitting that, ewwwww.

Tom -- Good point.

Shiral -- 75% tax rate would indeed take us back to the 1950s.

Jan Sand -- You make an excellent point. I wish I had thought of it. When it comes to Israel, what would Meir do?

Frank -- Good point, but being arrested for sedition, overthrowing the government of the US, is what Grover really wants.

Nothing to add. Just thanks, I needed a chuckle this morning.

(does anybody actually "chuckle" anymore or is it just an old guy thing?)

"Justices Thomas and Scalia retire"

@Fay: Why am I suddenly picturing J. Edgar Hoover and Clyde Tolson?