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Salon.com
JANUARY 18, 2012 7:47PM

Sex, sex and more sex.

Rate: 38 Flag

There are times when I get accused of bragging. I tell people it ain't bragging if you done it. There was a time in my life where I did it a lot. I am definitely not counting the times I was by myself either.

According to surveys the average male has seven female sexual partners during their lifetime. The other night I sat down and counted mine. The first was when I lost my virginity at age sixteen. There seemed to be a long time between my first and second time.

I spent a lot of  "quality" time by myself if you know what I mean.

Then things changed dramatically. By the time  I was 23, I had six more partners. At 28, I had eight more. At 40 I had fifteen more. I never went searching for it, they always found me. 

I'm not what you call attractive. I'm quite average. But I am a good listener and I have empathy.

I found if you listen you can learn a lot. I also found if you asked what your partner liked and responded to them, they would reciprocate. 

It still is happening. A conversation starts, and the conversation ultimately leads to the ultimate climax. 

I sometimes wonder when it will end. I hope the end won't be anticlimactic.

 

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Rodney D.: THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX, I WAS SCARED.
AFTER ALL, I WAS ALL ALONE!

r.
Jane -- Modesty prevents me from naming names.

Joan -- Yeah that's what I thought.

Lois -- that is even lost in translation.

Jon -- Rodney: My wife loves to talk to me while she's making love. Just last week she called me from the Holiday Inn.
Sounds like rust is definitely not a problem here.
I came over to look just from that title...
Good one Sheepie...
I was sitting here oohhing and aahhing and then I read the tag.
Here I thought you were the luckiest man on earth, and the most empathetic.
rated with love
Not bragging, but I hit 235,897 last week. And I'm married.
Short, brief and to the point. No anti climax here.
HUGGGGGGGGG
CM -- Not a problem. BJs sells KY in very large containers.

Mission -- Gullible is not in the dictionary. Good to see you.

RP -- I am empathetic, that is not fiction. Not that it got me anything.

John -- It's nice to dream isn't it?
Warren Beatty once asked if he could borrow my little black book. Just sayin'.
How many Benjamins did that set you back?
rated for a title that'll reel 'em in...
Where do I vote for favorite post EVER!!!!!!!
Oh sorry. . .gotta go. Jennifer Aniston gets cranky when I spend too much time in front of the computer. . . .
This can only be called master baiting.
I'm not what you call attractive. I'm quite average. But I am a good listener and I have empathy.

I found if you listen you can learn a lot. I also found if you asked what your partner liked and responded to them, they would reciprocate.


Doesn't sound like fiction to me. Every book I've read on the subject, every podcast and web posting has all said the same thing: the key to success in any kind of relationship is communication.
OEsheepdog, when I saw your headline I figured this was a post about Newt. Silly me!!!
...would have posted this comment earlier but I was too busy opening windows. Thanks for playing with us! :}
Why, you naughty boy!!! So bragadocious!!! Your wife may need to spank you...hard!
There's a quote by Noel Coward (I think), or maybe Somerset Maugham: "If you listen to a woman until three o'clock in the morning, you will surely end up making love to her." Good listeners should be taking over the earth with all their progeny.
You sure you (OEsheepdog) are not diseased?

Con C. and most venerated gonorrhea vets?

They recommend 'Bag Balm' salve since 1899.

You can buy 'Bag Balm' at reputable law offices.

Gads.

I spent more (sexless) time fun since blogging.

Ya can't help but catch lice and legal fees. Fleas.
you dog, you!!! LOL!!!
what you might call an embarrassment of riches.
Great post. Fantasies fulfilled. Listen and learn. Love it!
How many OSers? (don't count Tinky)
I guess the real question is, how many litters did you sire?
I'm sure you were being modest by tagging this post as fiction.
Lol. R
No one here has ever heard of a shaggy dog story?.. Shee(p)se!

Actually, you got it right: Empathy and observation (listening) do the trick. Now go find those damn sheep that wondered off while you were, uh, "listening"! ;)
R
For a minute there I thought your post was going to be about Rick Santorum's mind!

Rated.
Seven seems awfully low. I mean if you subtract the Wilt Chamberlains, Magic Johnsons, Bill Clintons, Warren Beatties and every touring rock star, doesn't that drop the average for the rest of us to something like two?
As I was adding up your numbers, I thought of a friend I once had, a slutty dentist (not mine) who one day when he was in between appointments, sat down with his hygienist and to kill time, they decided to list the number of women he'd slept with. As they closed in on 100 they got bored with it and had sex instead. True story. (He also on occasion molested his patients.)
I sure could use a good listener, if ya know what I mean... heh
The trouble with that 'listening with empathy" technique is that once married they expect you to keep on doing it.....

:-p
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I always found the women who would talk until dawn. I'd fall asleep. They'd go out for breakfast, then hump the guy who served them coffee.
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"Runnin down the road trying to loosen my load. Got seven women on my mind."
I see that multiple other OSers have posted my response, which is likewise–ain't that just like a dog!

Perhaps this might make an interesting Open Call? ;-)
Oh my. Almost...jealous.
there's an old saying rattling around my head right now--
"the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing"
oh well...sometimes those random thoughts just pop into my head.
and now I won't be able to get rid of it.
Conversation? Well hell, now ya tell me. Truth is Mel is one of the few women on the planet who was unable to outrun me.....I never thought of talking to em, that would slow them down....geeze.
Listening well can make all the difference.