ohsotender

ohsotender
Location
Florida,
Bio
I came to be here because a friend told me all about open salon ... it's easy to see why she became so addicted. I'm not going to tell you much about me, except for stating the obvious. Tulips are my favorite flowers (no bias to any particular color or type). I am not a fan of that old, musty smell in the library. I collect paper weights, animated toys and pictures of people sleeping. I make jewelry for fun and the stress relief value of the hobby. Some day I want to live in New Orleans. Little things make me happy and I'm easily amused.

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Salon.com
MAY 8, 2009 10:14AM

Biting off more than you can chew

Some stories just have to be shared ...
Is this a case of trying to get ahead in one's career? 
Secretary accidentally bites off boss' penis
Tue, May 05, 2009
The Star/Asia News Network

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral/… Read full post »
APRIL 19, 2009 11:12AM

If my luggage could talk ...

Lost luggage .... if it hasn't happened to you, consider yourself fortunate that you landed at your destination and your luggage was sitting on the carousel waiting for you upon arrival.    I have countless stories of my own, and people I know, who have spent days upon days i… Read full post »

APRIL 17, 2009 4:03PM

Flypaper for freaks

Welcome into the world of a freak magnetFreak Magnet

 

I don’t know why I attract bizarre, random, unwanted attention from complete nutjobs (mental patients as my friend calls them), oddball strangers, cyber stalkers, the emotionally damaged or just losers in general.    W/… Read full post »

APRIL 15, 2009 9:50PM

More headline humor ...

Another to add to the list of obscurely funny news headlines... 

"Iraq study: Executions are leading cause of death" Read full post »