I have a confession to make.  I've been lying to you for many years, particularly in my comments to Tinkertink69.  So in the interest of self-disclosure, I've decided to come clean and tell you all of the lies I've been feeding you for years.

I am not a transvestite.

 I do not like to play with blow up, do anything dolls.

I am not a hermaphrodite.

I do not have strange fixations for turtles.

I do not drink Robutussin by the gallon.

And I do not mix it with Nyquil.

I have never slept with my sister.  I don't have one.

I do not have a giant gun collection or a million dollars.

I do not like methamphetamine or cocaine.  Bad, very bad.

I am not a CIA agent.

This is all I can think of right now.  If you catch me telling any other lies, it will probably be on Tinkertink69.

Good night, and have a better tomorrow.