I have a confession to make. I've been lying to you for many years, particularly in my comments to Tinkertink69. So in the interest of self-disclosure, I've decided to come clean and tell you all of the lies I've been feeding you for years.
I am not a transvestite.
I do not like to play with blow up, do anything dolls.
I am not a hermaphrodite.
I do not have strange fixations for turtles.
I do not drink Robutussin by the gallon.
And I do not mix it with Nyquil.
I have never slept with my sister. I don't have one.
I do not have a giant gun collection or a million dollars.
I do not like methamphetamine or cocaine. Bad, very bad.
I am not a CIA agent.
This is all I can think of right now. If you catch me telling any other lies, it will probably be on Tinkertink69.
Good night, and have a better tomorrow.