THE SCENE: An aerial view of a 50,000 square foot mansion along the beach in the Hamptons. There are a dozen helicopters parked on the grounds.
NEXT SHOT: We close in on two guys (Al and Frank) in tennis whites. They're in the doorway of the sports room next to the disco. They're drinking beer and talking.
AL: It gets harder every day to track my progress in the market, but the NY Yankees are a blessing.
FRANK: Yeah, thanks to mypersonalwealth.yankees.com I can multitask on my financial status while I'm watching the game.
AL: Where else can I find out about the status of my debentures and annuities so easily?
FRANK: And that's not all! mypersonalwealth.yankees.com gives me a fountain of information. Who knew that the best place in the world to go water skiing is in Madagascar?
AL: Or that a seat on the New York Stock Exchange is identical to the value of the contract that A-Rod signed for?
FRANK: You'll be amazed at the low cost of the premium service. It's hardly the cost of a lunch for four at Le Bernardin.
AL: mypersonalwealth.yankees.com makes watching sports more of a truly pleasurable experience.
CUT AWAY: Al and Frank click their beer bottles together.
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