older/exasperated....creative thoughts unleashed
older/exasperated
- Location
- other places too, Missouri, USA
- Birthday
- November 03
- Title
- I would have to check first
- Company
- retired/usgov
- Bio
- Relaxing and watching, wondering carefully, never having to check if I'm having a good day.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “It sometimes is
confusing to see older couples
who have been
together for
over a…”
7:39PM - “Someone will actually
buy this crap. Oh sorry
squirrel. That
Santa is kind
of a c…”
4:10PM - “Very well said. My best
to the both of you.
older/exasperated
and
Mrsolder/exaspe…”
3:58PM - “Tasty sounding for sure,
I tried a similar recipe
and
everyone loved it. Hope
you…”
3:51PM - “I asked my Dad once and
he said, " you get really
stupid."
The love I
h…”
3:47PM
Older/exasperated's Links
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WOMEN ARE NOT HUMAN..( I'm Guessing Here )
I started this post earlier in the day. It was originally meant to have the title, " How Do Women Do That?...I think I know why!" I had started pecking away feverishly on my keyboards at approximately 7:00A CST and had finished the first four paragraphs. The ORIGINAL post was… Read full post »
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER NO-2..revised and updated
Please note and understand this before even thinking about asking. This is my second and very much loved and protected daughter. She follows her older sister. This is a small town, and you may know older boys who have dated and gone out with her older sister. Believe what they tell… Read full post »
FIRE SAFETY, Please Think About IT
This is just a short note to remind everyone of FIRE SAFETY in the home especially now that winter is upon us. In 2008 fire departments responded to 403,000 reported home fires in the United States, at the cost of 2755 lives. Although cooking is responsible for the most, we… Read full post »
The Most Powerful Word, we would not exist without.....
When I first started writing this piece, four weeks ago, I became increasingly frustrated on how hard it was just typing the title. There were extreme barriers to overcome, because even with my super walnut-sized brain ( not bragging ), driving my car into a concrete wall at 100mph would… Read full post »
Wait...you think it's my fault you married her?
I've been blamed for a lot of things in my life, not all bad and some deserved, but this one I had to take exception to. Knowing at some point when this will happen is still a mystery to most men. But when something you know to be inevitable, most… Read full post »
Open Letter: To The 3 Incarcerated in Iran, Remember This
Here are a few things to remember on this Veterans Day, November 11,2009. First I want you to remember you are not being held hostage, you were detained and Arrested for violation of Iranian Law. I want you to remember you were in an active War Zone, not a favorable… Read full post »
THANK YOU VETERANS
Thank you ALL VETERANS for your service to our country and the sacrifice you have given to be FREE.
No, Something Is Seriously Wrong, Stop Laughing At Me
Regaining my composure wasn't easy this time, too much shit happening all at once compounded the confusion. What had been a gorgeous day of cruising the country roads with the top down, had almost turned into a nightmare from hell. While heading in the direction of the farm Michell… Read full post »
Preparing for Deer Season...geez this is starting to suck
Well deer season is rapidly approaching again this year in Missouri, and let me tell you it doesn't get any easier as you get older. In Missouri deer season is regulated rather well, it has 4 or 5 different method seasons ( archery, muzzelloading, firearms...) spanning from late October… Read full post »
Your Delusional HOROSCOPE everyday
Scorpio: It's time for you to spill the beans- you've got some information that someone close to you needs in order to make sense of recent events. It's a good time to reposition yourself, too. October 15,2009
Scorpio: You can slip between the cracks much more easily today, and you should… Read full post »
You Can Come Along Just This Once, just to listen though
Been a while since I've been up here, use to come up a lot. This is Andrea's secret place, come to think of it depending on her mood and age it's been the castle, hideout, quiet place, thinking place, and of course the mom don't know where it is place.… Read full post »
The Mustache: an educational essay
There are a few reasons why I am writing this today, the main one is it's been raining ALL last night and today and I'm bored. The second is they have picked the top ten finalists in the best mustache competition in St. Louis. I saw some of the names… Read full post »
My 3.5 Hour Abduction to an Alien World
Something was around the corner, my senses alerted me to it. Cautiously but quickly I stepped around the corner. Stepped right into it, damn dog!
When they first brought me home I slowly opened the door to the vehicle. My mind was still abuzz with confusing and broken flashpoints of… Read full post »
So I've Been Doing Some Serious Thinkin'....(seriously)
" When I was little my grandfather used to make me stand in the closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice." Steven Wright reality thinker/comedian
" DAD WE NEED TO TALK "......a conversation with my daughter
Most dad's in general think they have their daughter's pretty well figured out. These are the same men ( including myself ) who when sitting around with a group of other men talking about women, someone will say the phrase, " you just can't figure them out ". So the… Read full post »
September 10, 2001 the day before......
A Labor Day Visit to our Neighbor
It has been raining most of last week almost daily, but today turned out to be pretty nice. So the wife and I decided (notice I put wife first) which means I agreed to her suggestion, that we take a drive through the National Forest to visit our neighbors, Huey… Read full post »
A SPIRITUAL AWAKENING by Older/Exasperated
While in deep thought this afternoon, minding my own business I might add, I was somewhat perplexed with my thoughts that I had been having today, when my lovely wife walked in. Of course instead of the customary "hello" she began with the sentence, "and what have you been doing… Read full post »
LIMITED, LIFETIME WARRANTY......you think?
Welcome to a small glimpse into Older's world for the moment. On August 15, 2009, my fiance of nine years and I were married. Some may know of her as my significant other in blogs. We have sort of been on a honeymoon for the last nine years, so we… Read full post »
I KNEW STRANGE THINGS WOULD HAPPEN TODAY
Usually when I wake up in the morning the first thing I do is make sure I have shoes. Today though was different, my shoes were not in sight. Naturally I panicked, even though I have other pairs those were my favorite. Walking into the kitchen I spied one of them,… Read full post »
THE BLAME COMPLEX: worldwide epidemic? 2
on this day, July 30, 1619, the first representative assembly in America convened in Jamestown in Virginia Colony. There were no Negroes present.
Times change, we have our first African American President of the United States of America. How about that? Times have changed for the A… Read full post »
THE BLAME COMPLEX: worldwide epidemic?
This all started with a snake, it got blamed for giving a woman an apple. This led to free will, nudity, and if you want to blame something, you'll probably think of something else. People and society tend to find that when all is falling apart they blame someone else,… Read full post »
CONGRESSMEN EXPOSED...and I have Aliens in my sock drawer
Really now, you didn't think for a moment that I was really going to write about Congressmen or the silly things most of them are capable of. But for the record I will say this about them. Most, at one time or another is going to expose themselves, whether in… Read full post »
Sexual Side-Effects of Doing Nothing
Pundits would have you believe that doing nothing is for the most part a term that really has no definitive definition. Mainly, because to most of us, at sometime or another believe we are doing nothing, but actually are. I came to this conclusion one day after I retired while… Read full post »
You may be a Taliban if........
Man it's been raining all day, and even with 700+ acres there is not much to do if it's storming severly outside, so guess what?
This was sent in an e-mail to me from a friend who is in Afghanistan, put together by some of the troops over there. For your… Read full post »
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