The cries of help were everywhere so I turned up the stereo......h.p.

   Evidently these days people don't take me too seriously. Just the other day I was in my bank and as I waited to see the woman who when confronted with a question will ultimately get up and go ask the manager first (although I have never seen this OZ person they visit) and she will come back and say no. But today was different there was a good feeling I had when they called my name. The young girl was in her 20's and had absolutely no clue what really happens in the world after I presented my request she smiled and said, "Sorry, I can't possibly help you I'm a Republican."   (note: same girl was promoted to Branch Manager the next day)

So How's That Occupy Thingy Goin' For Ya?

   The other morning after I had prepared myself for a journey outside I decided to float downtown and check things out. As I turned the corner I saw a bunch of those occupy protestors in the main park. Out on the street were TV news vans and wannabe celebrities asking stupid questions. I sat down to watch but that was a mistake. Not more than 3 minutes had gone by and this lady with a microphone and and idiot with a camera were standing right in front of me. 

  She thrust the mic in my face and said, " Sir are you willing to go to jail or do you prefer staying in the park with the other protestors and camp until arrested?" 

Good thing I was stoned  in an altered state of mind and was thinking quickly.

" I am afraid you have me confused with people who actually care what they are doing in the park, actually I am waiting for my Porsche it is getting detailed across the street. I'm a Republican anyway."

   She shook my hand with vigor and said thank you. Talk about ruining a good buzz.

Dead Cats With Matted Hair....sorry for that Tink happy holiday.

   When are they going to appoint one of those idiots for President haven't they been doing that for that last 2 years? Between them and advertisements for the spend your money you don't have season that started right after Memorial Day it is really starting to irritate me. It became apparent to me years ago that these people who get elected to office are not elected because of their knowledge and their desire to help all Americans. Rather it seems now they just have to be able to do nothing constructive except trying to get re-elected 4-6 years later. At YOUR expense. You have another idiot from Texas and two guys with names out of sci-fi movie, although Newt also has other notable usage versions (I got a newt in my butt crack, you gotta a newt hangin' out your nose,...) and I think there is one woman left for appearances or left over vice pick.

   Actually I think most politicians are Dangerous Pussys with Bad Haircuts or Toupee's. Congress is absolutely useless about the only thing they have accomplished is to not do anything to confuse themselves. They are also the ones who make all the laws against marijuana and they are afraid that if potheads get elected in the future the USA might actually work as designed. CONGRESS IS A BUZZ KILLER BEWARE.

Natural Male Enhancement and ED

    The other night I was maybe a little really stoned and I decided to watch some TV. Now with the rising cost of drugs in the US I am only able to afford expanded basic cable meaning I have roughly 80 channels and after 15 minutes of looking I found that I got 73 channels of advertising and 7 really crappy local stations, which means in an hour of programming I can actually see 18 minutes of a show and the reat is you guessed it.

   So I smoked some more pot because changing channels is stressful and settled into a B-movie from dead people and just as it was getting good.....BOB !!!!! shows up. Bob has all the chicks and a wife and they all look like they are in a Dick Van Dyke show. Bob and his wife must be swingers and all the other guys are pissed because he has a constant hard-on. But you too can be like BOB. Bob looks gay to me.

   So we watched another 11.5 minutes of movie (my girlfriend is here) and another commercial. This time there was a truck with a cowboy in it and he was hauling something and his truck gets stuck in the mud. The announcer says something like real men can handle difficult tasks in difficult times and it shows him getting his horses out of the trailer and they pull his truck out. He then drives up to his farm and the announcer says  if you suffer from ED there is help from Viagra in these difficult times. I was confused to say the least.

   So I leaned over to and told my girlfriend in my stoned sexy voice, "You better watch out I might get some of that and have women crawling all over me." She pulled away and said, " If you could get a real hard-on that lasted longer than 3 minutes you would find some new pussy here."

   Needless to say I held back my desire to make sexual advances towards her. These commercials are digusting along with those ones that have women telling you ways to stop feminine odor. Most people will let you know if your pussy stinks I'm sure or avoid you. I'm going to have to quit watching television the commercials make me paranoid when in a crowded situation I think what if that guy behind on the subway me is going home to his wife and took some Viagra and I start to feel a hard-on pressed against my butt, it's nerve wracking and quite difficult stoned.

    Well my good buzz is making me sleepy and it is hurting my brain to think anymore. I'm suppose to get some real good stuff soon and when I do I am going to try to remember as much as I can and share it with you. 

HAVE A NICE DAY         BE SAFE     GET STONED

........................................older/exasperated  c dec2011