WTF I should have been taught.
Olivia Martinez
- Location
- Illinois,
- Birthday
- December 31
- Bio
- Just a 30-something mother of one finding an outlet for all my "useless" information.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Beer Bellies Anonymous
January 25, 2011 11:06AM - Initiative
January 18, 2011 10:07AM - Ramble on Ramble Fish
January 11, 2011 02:53PM - Me Versus the Microwave
January 11, 2011 10:17AM - 5 Layers of Creamy B.S.
January 08, 2011 09:53AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Perhaps they were
working on being on the latest
MTV reality
show, Barely
Cogniz…”
January 22, 2011 11:07AM - “I live in Peotone, IL,
and on Friday they closed the
schools
too...because it
was…”
January 22, 2011 11:04AM - “Congratulations to you
and your daughter! r”
January 18, 2011 02:19PM - “God forbid anything like
tainted baby formula make it's
way
into this
country!-sa…”
January 18, 2011 12:02PM - “It just baffles me that
this kind of attitude is
the
standard. Some think
becaus…”
January 18, 2011 11:58AM
Olivia Martinez's Links
Beer Bellies Anonymous
I went to a wedding over the weekend. Nice little event, had a decent time. At some point during the reception, I noticed something about the staff. They all had beer bellies, even the girls! Thinking that I had lost my mind, I took a second look. It didn't get much… Read full post »
Initiative
Initiative: The act of taking it upon one's self to do a task without being asked by a superior.
Where did initiative go? I have seen 7 people go through my place of business in less than a year. Why? Inability to show up on time, lack of professionalism, lack of… Read full post »
Ramble on Ramble Fish
Very slooooow day at work today. No clients and it's not possible to get this place any cleaner. Since my work responsibilities are covered, I am about to kill some time. Excuse me if I get off point a bit here and there.
I was born in the late… Read full post »
Me Versus the Microwave
I absolutely HATE cleaning my microwave! Anything that splatters becomes instant super glue. Cleaning it takes much longer than it should and it's not like you can soak it in the sink. If it wasn't for the convenience of it I would have thrown mine out a long time ago, that… Read full post »
5 Layers of Creamy B.S.
I was watching t.v. the other night and saw a commercial for a lotion. It claims to penetrate 5 layers deep into the skin... Immediately, my b.s. alarm started wailing loudly. Ladies and gentlemen, if you aren't familiar with the integumentary system, there are only 3 layers of skin… Read full post »
The Winter of My Discontent.
A few years ago, I was stationed in Iraq. My daughter was staying with my mother while I was gone. During that time, my daughter developed what looked like a horrible, itchy rash all over her body. My mother took her to the doctor, who treated her with antibiotics and antivirals.&nb… Read full post »
Bugs be gone!
I apologize for these posts being so short. I don't have a home computer at the moment. I'm borrowing someone's computer and don't want to overstay my welcome when I do use it. With that said, please have some patience with me.
I'm already thinking of what I can plant… Read full post »
Move over Febreeze!
I can't recall the current price of a can of Febreeze, but I do know a gallon of white vinegar is A LOT cheaper and does the same thing! Whether you are a smoker or an avid fish aficianado, vinegar will neutralize the smell. Put a few small bowls of white… Read full post »
The Beginning...
How many of you know the usefulness of a pincurl, the various uses of vinegar, etc.? Believe it or not, our forbearers knew this information. However, it wasn't necessarily passed on to the rest of us (at least those of us born from the 70's until now). Much of this "old… Read full post »
Olivia Martinez's Favorites
Updates
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Vertigo of the Golden Gate Bridge - 75 Years
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When the Dead Won't Stay Dead
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Announcing the Salon-Alternet Investigative Fund
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Why Aren't Men More Outraged by the Oral Contraception Issue
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A Letter From a South Side Apartment
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HARRY POTHEAD/ Dangerous Cats With Mustaches
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The Shoe With No Lace - Reflection from Auschwitz
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Dolphin learns to use an Apple iPad to communicate with man
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