Kevin "Dot Com" Brown Actor on 30 Rock

Dot Com 30 Rock quotes  Seasons 1 and 2

As I searched for quotes from 30 Rock's Dot Com, I only found a few.  Many left out Dot Com's lines from episodes.  I hope Dot Com fans will enjoy reading his various lines in the following episodes.   See Kevin "Dot Com" Brown's imdb http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0114018/  

Season 1

Episode 1.03 – Blind Date

Tracy: I’ve been playing for two hours. I’m tired of loosing. I’m gonna let my boy, Dot Com play a few hands for me.  So Dot Com, are we going to those 3 clubs tonight. You know the doctor said I have four hearts in my body?   

Episode 1.10 – The Rural Juror

Dot Com: Meat is the new bread!  

Episode 1.15 Hardball-

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Episode 1.16 – The Source Awards

Tracy: I’m gonna find a homeless man, dress him up like me, set him on fire. Then I’m going to start a new life in Arizona under the new name, Von Mexico.
Dot Com: We’re not doing that. 

Episode  1.19 Corporate Crush

Tracy: He said no. Then he offered me $7 million to reprise my role as Cocoa the Dog.
Dot Com: I’m gonna get an iPhone! Everyone’s gonna be jealous!
Tracy:  No. I turned him down

“The Entourage” in Tracy Jordan’s teaser trailer about Thomas Jefferson in which he plays most of the parts.

      
Grizz and Kevin "Dot Com" Brown

Episode 1.21 – Hiatus

The entourage and Kenneth go to bring Tracy back to TGS 

  
"Dot Com" in navy Jacket. 

Season 2

Episode 2.01 SeinfeldVision

Tracy: How many years have you known me, Liz Lemon?
Liz: One.
Tracy: So you know I like to minister to transvestite prostitutes!
Liz: I don’t think I knew that…no
Dot Com: Its true he does not mess with them. He just tries to get them into computer school….

Episode 2.02 – Jack Gets in the Game

Kenneth: Dot Com! I have an idea.
Dot Com: Well I don’t know, but it’s worth a shot!
Dot Com: Good job, Kenneth!
Kenneth: You should see my A Game.
Dot Com  singing  “ No Ordinary Love"

Episode 2.03: "The Collection"

Dot Com: We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.   

Episode 2.04 – Rosemary’s Baby    

Dot Com: What’s on your mind Tray, you’ve been curiously quiet for 20 minutes
Tracy: We got to start doing dog fights
Grizz: Dog Fighting?
Tracy: I know it is repulsive and hideous but it is the only thing Jack Donaghy told me I can not do, so I got to do it… understand?
Grizz: No, No, No, No, No, No, No
Dot Com: Dog fighting is the most disgusting vile thing a human being can do..YOU CAN NOT DO IT!
Tracy: Dog fighting it is. Make it happen
Dot Com: Man this is Phil Spector’s entourage all over again. 

Episode 2.05 – Greenzo

Tracy to Liz: I just have to start a littl rumor. And who are the biggest gossips on "TGS"? Grizz and Dot Com.

Tracy walks up to Grizz and Dot Com: Hey fellas, I heard a secret about Kenneth’s party. Ken went to high school in Georgia with Rapper TI.  They are boys.  TI might show up. Listen, we can’t let anyone know.. Anyone!  Got it!
 

Dot Com: Yo we got to tell Josh!
Grizz: He will finally think we are cool…
Josh: I’m not really into TI
Dot Com: Fall out boy will be there too--

Kenneth to Liz:  And Ms. Lemon, I’ll have you know that before last night I had never ever seen Grizz or Dot Com cry.

Episode 2.06 – Somebody to Love

Tracy: Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!
[Grizz and Dot Com come running with pants]
Dot Com: Are you chafing again, Tray?
Kenneth: I don’t think that is going to help me find Mr. Donaghy’s pants
Dot Com: Did you retrace your steps?
Kenneth:  Yes obvious twins [at Grizz and Dot Com] and I tried looking in the last place you would ever  expect. . And no, Mr. Donaghy’s pants are not in the ladies room at that laser tag place on 12^th Avenue  

Episode 2.07 – Cougars