Piratoki climbs the mast, and scans upon the sea

She spies upon a lonesome boat and claps her hands with glee!

Ahoy! she shouts, as she steers, and Pirate Sails are soar'd-

Navigating to their berth and soon she is aboard!

Fair gents of this sailing craft, if I may have my say,

I did not sail and overtake, so that you may get away.

Please let me loot and pillage here, as Pirateuses will

And I will spare the lot of you, than throw you in the swill.

At first the men are wont to fight, as sailors often are

But a clear voice of reason says, Please do not take this far-

We're writers here, and rather'd share your story with the land

Please grace us with compassion and we'll tell of pirates grand!

At first she takes a look round to her pirate wimmin crew

And confers amongst the others with what they ought to do

She, shouts, No Deal!  We'll have our loot, and throw you out to sea

Unless you guess the riddle of our Pirate Herstory!

 The men draw blank and cannot say, they had no guess to give-

So Pirate wimmin then decide if they should die or live;

But soon a voice from the stocks below, comes crying to the deck

I'll take a stab, and if I'm wrong, then you can break my neck!

Up comes a lad, not twenty year, to see the bitchy crew

He looks upon their assets and he gleans what ought be true;

Your loveliness shines bright as sun,  your skin is fair as dew,

I'd be glad to be the man of any one of you!

He smiles broadly to the wimmin, grinning ear to ear

Until Piratoki takes him with a rapier to the rear!

You ass, she cries, did you think your little words would fool?

We are the Pirate Wimmin and the Pirate Wimmin rule!

And o'er the plank his little arse goes flying out to sea

The men grow still and hold their tongues, fearful of the She

The Pirate Wimmins take their loot and the men are spared a duel,

They are the Pirate Wimmin and the Pirate Wimmin rule! 

(Turns out you can sing this to the tune of Gilligan's Island! Yar!)