The Washington Post broke the story, but it's the only paper not to lead with " bailout king" AIG's plans to pay out about $165 million in bonuses to 400 employees in its financial products division. Yes, the New York Times reminds us, that is "the same business unit that brought the company to the brink of collapse last year". Or, as the Los Angeles Times puts it, the division that "created trillions of dollars in murky financial obligations," leading to government fears that "the entire financial system might collapse."
This Open Call literal. The phone numbers are below. Call 'em up and then blog about how it went. I've already tried them several times today, but apparently they don't work on St. Patty's. So tomorrow...it begins.
Be firm. Be flirty. Be vicious. Be Bert or Ernie or James Earl Jones...however you want to play it. Remember that if you are a US Citizen, your elected brokers in DC bought you an ownership stake in this company (and several times over, at that). It's you who backs the paycheck for the person on the other end of the line. So take no guff.
Good luck. Have fun. You kids be safe.
AIG Financial Products Corp.Compensation and Management Resources Committee
50 Danbury Road
Wilton CT, 06897
Tel: 203-222-4700
Toll Free: 800-248-SWAP
Fax: 203-222-4780
also, if anyone finds any contact info for the folks above, feel free to drop it in the comments.
- James F. Orr III, Chairman
- Stephen F. Bollenbach
- Dennis D. Dammerman
- Suzanne Nora Johnson
- Virginia M. Rometty


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Think I'll call the Secretary of the Treasury tomorrow also. Maybe they never thought of this as an alternative to OUR dollars.
Yes, Hello. AIG?
-Yes.
Well, hello. I'd like to open an account with your company.
-Very well. You need to fill out some forms and such...
Ok. Can I get them off the website?
-No but I can fax them.
Oh, great. My fax number is (231) 555-1234.
-Ok. What brought you to AIG?
Well, you see I need your help. You see, I run a company and I need help running it into the ground. I understand that you guys are professionals at doing that. Well, and then I want to take part in a massive federal bailout AND receive a huge bonus too. You know, just for fucking things up so incredibly well.
-Uh... *CLICK*