Actually, Steve Blevins should replace American Idol. I'd rather watch him teach medicine (put the lime in the coconut) or surgery(knit one, pearl two). It could be like "24" in slow motion ... and always in key.
Hell yes! Definitely yes! Steve is way sexy, funny, and downright a man about town! He would be perfect! The KING of one-liners! I can just see him now sitting between Randy and Simon with that shit eating grin on his face! The ratings would skyrocket!
Steve would look far more fierce in Paula's outfits than she ever was. Besides, think of the various mind-altering prescriptions Steve could write for Simon. Each of which must be taken an hour before broadcast. Ratings gold.
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Stevie, is my hero!
http://open.salon.com/blog/mjwycha/2009/08/05/why_i_should_replace_paula_abdul_on_american_idol
Can they co-judge? Share a tiara? That would be perfect.
O" Really, I'll fight you for him.