I just had to share this gem with my fellow OSers.
This group of Australians obviously belong to Mensa
Enjoy.
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This is a true story with an excellent outcome.
On Thursday, 24th January 2002, Derek Guille broadcast this story on
His afternoon program on ABC radio . . .
In March 1999 a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW, Australia )
Received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed
$0.00.
He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another bill
and
Threw that one away too.
The following month the gas company sent him a very nasty note
stating that
They were going to cancel his gas line if he didn't send them $0.00 by
Return mail.
He called them, talked to them, and they said it was a computer
error and
They would take care of it . . .
The following month he decided that it was about time that he tried
out the
Troublesome gas line figuring that if there was usage on the
account it
Would put an end to this ridiculous predicament.
However, when he went to use the gas, it had been cut off.
He called the gas company who apologised for the computer error once
again
And said that they would take care of it. The next day he got a
bill for
$0.00 stating that payment was now overdue.
Assuming that having spoken to them the previous day the latest bill
was yet
Another mistake, he ignored it, trusting that the company would be
as good
As their word and sort the problem out.
The next month he got a bill for $0.00 This bill also stated that he
had 10
Days to pay his account or the company would have to take steps to
recover
The debt.
Finally, giving in, he thought he would beat the gas company at
their own
Game and mailed them a cheque for $0.00. The computer duly processed
his
Account and returned a statement to the effect that he now owed the
gas
Company nothing at all.
A week later, the manager of the Mudgee branch of the Westpac Banking
Corporation called our hapless friend and asked him what he was doing
Writing cheque for $0.00.
After a lengthy explanation the bank manager replied that the $0.00
cheque
Had caused their cheque processing software to fail. The bank could
Therefore not process ANY cheques they had received from ANY of their
Customers that day because the cheque for $0.00 had caused the
computer to
Crash.
The following month the man received a letter from the gas company
claiming
That his cheque had bounced and that he now owed them $0.00 and
unless he
Sent a cheque by return mail they would take immediate steps to
recover the
Debt.
At this point, the man decided to file a debt harassment claim
against the
Gas company. It took him nearly two hours to convince the clerks at
the
Local courthouse that he was not joking.
They subsequently helped him in the drafting of statements which were
Considered substantive evidence of the aggravation and difficulties
he had
Been forced to endure during this debacle.
The matter was heard in the Magistrate's Court in Mudgee and the
outcome was
This:
The gas company was ordered to:
[1] Immediately rectify their computerized accounts system or Show
Cause,
Within 10 days, why the matter should not be referred to a higher
court for
Consideration under Company Law.
[2] Pay the bank dishonor fees incurred by the man.
[3] Pay the bank dishonor fees incurred by all the Westpac clients
whose
Cheques had been bounced on the day our friend's had been processed.
[4] Pay the claimant's court costs; and
[5] Pay the claimant a total of $1500 per month for the 5 month
period March
To July inclusive as compensation for the aggravation they had
caused their
Client to suffer.
And all this over $0.00.
This story can also be viewed on the ABC website.
Who employs these idiots??
Remember, these "people" walk amoung us and breathe the same air we
do.
You can't say life here is boring.
Peter.
PS.
Thank you, cartouche.
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