Finally, a definition of globalisation

I can understand and to which I can relate,

 

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?


 

Answer : Princess

Diana's death.


 

Question : How come?


 

Answer :


 

An English princess with


 

An Egyptian boyfriend


 

Crashes in a French


 

Tunnel, driving a


 

German car


 

With a Dutch engine,


 

Driven by a Belgian


 

Who was drunk


 

On Scottish whisky,


 

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),


 

Followed closely by


 

Italian Paparazzi,


 

On Japanese motorcycles;


 

Treated by an American doctor, using


 

Brazilian medicines.


 


 

This is sent to you by


 

An Australian,


 

Using Bill Gates's USA technology,


 

And you're probably reading this on your computer,


 

That uses Taiwanese


 

Chips, and a


 

Korean monitor,


 

Assembled by


 

Bangladeshi workers


 

In a Singapore plant,


 

Transported by Indian


 

Truck-drivers,


 

Hijacked by Indonesians,


 

Unloaded by Maltese wharfies,


 

And trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders


 

That, my friends, is Globalisation!