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Palindrome

Palindrome
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Essayist. Recovering poet. Mother of a small wonder. What else can I say? I write here about parenting, politics, pop culture, and other parenthetical particulars. Only half of my name is a palindrome...

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OCTOBER 9, 2009 4:50PM

Kiss My Gay Ass and Other Californisms

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Recently a friend of mine, a former Californian who moved to New Mexico to teach at university that dissolved within one year of her new run as a tenure-track professor, was telling me about how much she misses living in the Golden State, although more specifically in the Bay Area, where we both used to live. When I asked if she had any plans to return she said she doubted it. "California is in such bad shape," she blurted with a confidence that felt like it was bordering on betrayal. 

In all fairness, I guess she's right, and I still choose to live here, despite having a freaky Republican governor, who has recently been the subject of impeachment talks, who I can barely handle listening to when his voice comes on the radio, as it did this morning. But, California has it merits, and I do feel at home here among many like-minded folk (minus the ones who voted for Proposition 8).

So this morning when I heard the news about Arnold Schwarzenegger doing a drop-in at a Democratic Party fundraiser and making comments that  generated a rather hostile reception, I wasn't the least bit, well, bothered by it. Apparently State Assemblyman  Tom Ammiano of San Francisco, angered by the Governor's "trivializing of important issues" called out inappropriately to him, first jokingly with the same "You lie!" jab that President Obama received last month.

Then he took it one step further by yelling, "Kiss my gay ass!" 

I have to admit, after hearing this news, my first thought was, how bad can California be? At the very least, you gotta love it for hosting precious and gratifying moments such as these!

When asked to comment, the Assemblyman insisted that Schwarzenegger's idea to make a surprise appearance to a group of people who are so entirely frustated with him was a bad move on the governor's part. "It was a cheap publicity stunt and I think this guy has a problem distinguishing between movies and reality," Ammiano said. "You don't come uninvited and you don't devalue what the Democratic Party stands for."

In a later response to the incident, Schwarzenegger seemed surprisingly unmiffed. "Compared to the reaction I got in Hyannis Port when I told the Kennedys I was marrying Maria, it was fantastic."

 

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I'm with you palindrome. it's falling apart in some ways but so great it hurts in others. I love this anecdote.
I just want Arnie to be a thing of the past... a distant memory. I'm still pissed that they forced Gray Davis out and voted him in. I'd so much rather have Gary Coleman.
I'll be sooooo glad to see Arnold go. He's an embarrassment. I'm hoping Newsom will win and that California will come to it's senses.

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Funny. And rated.

In complete agreement with you and the previous two comments. I think a lot of people vote for a candidate they recognize and do not yet associate with anything horrible. That's how he got to be governor. He had no powerful opposition. We often settle for default leadership, when we should demand something better.
Oops! Make that previous THREE comments.

Great post.
It was a sad thing for me, after living in Oregon for a year, to come back to HIM. Such a joke.
The anecdote says a lot about California as an attitude - I like that.
Great Post. I'm still waiting for Congress to hold hearings on Steroid use by California Politicians - they are obviously not "performance enhancing drugs".
Actors make the best leaders. That's just a fact. Look at Moses. He led the human revolt against the apes, he saved humanity in the Omega man, helped us stop eating people. Too bad he died before he became president. Then there was Ronald Ray Gun. They stopped star wars, but it could have been great. As for the Arnoldator, he's stymied by all the humans trying to thwart his will.
I'm with Surly about Gray Davis. How bad could he have been compared to Arnold? I just like being out west, never been to California. This is a pretty twisted post, though. Thanks.
Andy H: You are hilarious.

Latethink: twisted? how? why? do tell.
Tom Ammiano is one of the few people that I think has the credentials to say "Kiss my gay ass!" The dude has been a REAL patriot for LGBTQ rights (inc. working with Harvey Milk). Arnold had no business there and was being his normal asshat, woman abusing, Rethuglican self.

BTW, as far as that little weasel Willie Brown, who got all snarky about Ammiano’s comments to his “good friend” (according to Arnold’s Press Sec.): "Kiss my gay ass, TOO Willie!"
Sorry Pal, I didn't mean twisted post so much as twisted story, a little surreal maybe.
Kiss my gay ass - I love that. I'm hetero but I'm using it.
Ah, I just adore California. :)
Ahh, Ammiano, what I love with SF politics is that we had and have enough gay politicians that one can dislike some of them, like Ammiano for example, without feeling like we have to like him cause his gay.

I can just hear him saying that with his annoying voice, eeeks.