The Lyin’ Queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Eyelashes on and lips just so
Ibiza tunes are playing
And soon I will be preying
I’m in the mood for blood…
Add a verse of your own! The tune is Dancing Queen by ABBA.What WILL the naughty lion do tonight? He's not sleeping in the mighty jungle, that's for sure.
© 2012 Pandora S. Bach
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but wanted to say I about fell out of my chair when I opened this post and saw that image!
I'm the predator and they're the prey . . .
I have cubs to feed,
lazy lion won't hunt
so what's a gal to do?
And when you get the chance...
You are the Lion Queen, lithe and sleek, deadly as a dream
Lion Queen, feel the beat of the jungle scene
You can hunt, you can strike, killing and dripping in blood
See that feast, watch that scene, digging the Lion Queen
To follow me and pick the bones...
Out to the bush
I will prowl
Eat my fill of bloody kill
oh yea!!!
lookin' good in 6" heels for Heaven's sake
all the guy's are goin' insane
staring at this insane golden mane
meat for dinner, that's what's a'happin'
phyllis, i can't stand that idea that women should not be randy all their lives. you got the powah, girl!
Asia- oh yeah, we got the lyin queen moving now. Have fun!
Scanner- it really helps when you visualize, doesn't it? ;-)
Leave their bones and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a kill
And when you want a thrill...
Free to do what you please
Eyein' fresh ...meat
Over your martini
Oh yeah
Chicken Maan, bloodthirsty scoundrel!
MM_ and you seemed so demure.
PS - You know what they say about the quiet ones. ;-)
Trudie- thanks for RRRRating..
Phyllis - I was at a social gathering of middle aged single people. They said there is another group called Cougars and Cubbies. I say to each his own, Let's all have a little fun. yay!!!
These are some really funny verses you've got here. This was fun.
here goes:
Whatever happened to your heart?
Lying can take your life apart
Better get your life together
It's not about hot guys in leather (I told you it was lame!)
You have to aim fro truth.
Gad! I really sucked at this one.
But thanks for inviting me, Pandora.
The graphic's a hoot
R
maybe praying if the need comes..
i'm in the mood for blood
and tho i could nip a newbie in the bud,
rip him open laterally,
eat his heart and spit it back in his mouth,
i am weary of these dances.
not anything i have to clean up.
that aint my objection.
it is that the blood lust comes
storming back after a slaughter.
they lay there, disemboweled,
often beheaded, sometimes no eyes left
after i am done with them.
bored i go back to the pride and look for Him.
he is not as lazy as most our patriarchs.
he is actively hunting in his
obscenely obvious way
that never brings me anything...
nothing...maybe some eyes.
he loves to scoop out eyes
and bring them to me.
he likes the lights full blaring on.
he has a pride that is rather undisciplined, alas..
we bring this to his to his attention
and he just..naps.
thaks for contributing the guts!
off to meet local writers...
Sexy time is good time, no sleep,
SEXY TIME, dancing with our clothes off...
Oh ze lion, no sleep tonight,
Sexy time, dancing with our clothes off,
'In the bed, in the grass, all over, sexy time,
Dancing with our clothes off....
On the floor.....
Under the rug.....
SEXY TIME, ALL THE TIME,
THE LION NO SLEEP TONIGHT....
WOO WOO WOO!!
:D
he needs a bit of shake
rattle &roll..he will
open one eye
and see what is what.
doesShe got a bit of food? No?
the eye shuts.
wait,still some rolling..
he opens his other eye.
an ancient urge is awoken.
he opens both eyes, straggles to his lazy feet,
and considers this..
he remembers his early reading at his mom's knee.
de sade. the marquis...
Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
Sex without pain is like food without taste.
Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.
To kill a man in a paroxysm of passion is understandable, but to have him killed by someone else after calm and serious meditation and on the pretext of duty honourably discharged is incomprehensible.
he gets up on all fours..........................................................................