Emily Conyngham

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AUGUST 15, 2012 1:31PM

The Exquisite Corpse: An online murder unfolds

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Taking risks. The atmosphere was ripe for something to happen.  In Paris in the early twentieth century artists and writers experimented with new forms of expression, many of which are now considered masterworks of modern art and fiction.  Something less well-known was going on, a small bit of fun on the side, in which a group of Surrealists maimed a parlour game and created collaborative art known as le cadavre exquise or the exquisite corpse.

In the example above, Artist A begins the drawing, folds the paper so that Artist B, can only see the last bits at the bottom. Artist B connects to those bits and contributes the upper middle of the drawing, passing it to Artist C who draws, then gives it to D to complete the bottom fourth. An interesting outcome, no?

The catalogue notes of MOMA’s recent Exquisite Corpse exhibition, read  that, “In a collaborative, chance-based drawing game known as the exquisite corpse, Surrealist artists subjected the human body to distortions and juxtapositions that resulted in fantastic composite figures.

 Later, “If art history reveals an unending impulse to render the human figure as a symbol of potential perfection and a system of primary organization, these works show that artists have just as persistently been driven to disfigure the body.”

Proposal: We collectively create a murder here on Open Salon. The fact that we cannot go in sequence because we all drop in at random times makes for exciting possibilities, a free-for-all that ends (or does it?) with a killing.

Contributions: Who, What, When, Where, Why, How. What do you like to write about? Describe places (where the murder took place, where the story began, where the characters grew up, where they have travelled), or the socio-political environment, or the media consumed by the victim or the murderer(s), food, old wounds, dysfunctional families, resentments, facts (medical? historical?), characters (main or peripheral: run long and wild), motivations and psychological aspects of the situation, romances, both failed and long-lived, financial background and implications of the murder. Or whatever you can do to fill in, round out, or continue the story.

Instructions: Read what has been described in the comments before, and add your contribution. The story will evolve bizarrely as life and murder are wont to do. Collaborate and contribute. Let’s see what happens.

I begin: Madame’s husky voice called from the window above, “At last you are here. Salvatore will come open the door. The buzzer has been disabled, so I have had to wait by the window for your arrival. Did you bring all the items we discussed?”

From across the street Detective Hugh Knott watched Madame and the figure at the door , knowing that his months of painstaking research on the strange case were paying off.

Image and notes from MOMA: http://www.moma.org/visit/calendar/exhibitions/1256

 

© 2012, Emily Conyngham

 

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Salvatore opened the door and stood at the entry in all his rotund glory. Over six feet tall and three hundred pounds of muscle and fat, draped in a black and red kimono, his shining bald head and clean shaven expressionless face diagonally intersected by the black leather eye patch glistened with sweat under the light of the crystal chandelier hanging in the ornate marble vestibule.
Madame immediately grabbed Salvatore's bag and inspected it on the side table in the hallway. She looked up at his one good eye and they connected on a very dark level. He reached out and touched her hand.

"That dam detective Knott is hiding across the street watching us."
His left eye squinted at the visitor, but he did not flinch. He examined her face and tried to make out her shape under the oversized lavender coat she wore. She had been so beautiful when she was young, when she was in the employ of Megacorp. Her hair was still dark, but her eyes had lost the citrine sparkle that had been his undoing. He'd been wearing that patch ever since.
There behind him on the dark marble floor lay the lifeless body, face down. Still. Naked and limp like a heap of leftover takeout the small body, cold and blue, lay silent. Long silken drapes danced with the warm night air and the perfume of sex mixed with opium drifted past Madame's ankle strapped heals and down the corridor, as if the moon summoned a sample of the ill deed.

blue and cold. Still
Don't worry about Detective Knott, we've had our matches over the years and I'm still free as a bird, while he has to hide away in cold and damp rooms and spy on me. I can deal with Knott. Now about the bag you brought. Do you have it?
Knott took note that the enormous Spaniard did not immediately open the door for the visitor. This surprised him as he knew they had been colleagues in Megacorp's elite marketing team twenty years earlier. Rumors had flown when the woman went missing and Salvatore returned with an eye patch. One of the rumors involved the mysterious Helena Troy and that ugly business in Prague.
Salvatore took the bag from her, motioning her into the hallway, registering Knott's presence, then shutting the heavy wooden door. Her eyes had not adjusted to the dim light from the ancient chandelier, so she didn't see the body on the floor itself. she remembered this vestibule though from when she'd stood here with Helena twenty years before.
But Knott was starting to get itchy from the waiting, the anticipation of the pay increase and the boost up the old ladder when he closed this case. That damn rookie, he thought to himself. If there's a way to blow this case, it's that damn rookie. Just then, a lime green Ferrari screeched to a halt in front of him, the sleek outline of the jazzy auto catching the light of the street lamp, the motor purring like a cat.
What a challenge!! I am here in the Dubai airport...punchy and tired. I will look at this once I get home. xoxox
"Somebody is obviously used to making an entrance and not giving a damn who knows about it."
"Where the hell is the rookie?"
He depended on the punk to keep all his batteries charged on the damn devices. If they couldn't record these goings- on, they were sunk. These creeps would keep flaunting their criminal activity in all of Europe's face. Megacorp, damn them...
The rookie jumped out of the Ferrrari. Knott caught sight of the Megacorp parking sticker in the front window, just under the Town of Avon By the Sea municipal beach permit.

"Boss! I got here as soon as I could."
A heavy door closing. Prague. Knott tried, but could not escape the image of Kalene Ruzicka. The exquisite Kalene Ruzicka closing that heavy door in his face after he asked about Mr. Palika. "A man my age shouldn't act a fool for a girl the same age as his daughter," Knott thought to himself. Still the memory played in front of his eyes: the walks along the St. Charles River, listening to a Dvorak quartet in a church built during the Middle Ages, her light touch contrasting with her strong opinions on life and purpose. So smart. So intense. So very, very beautiful. "Idiot," Knott mumbled. "You only knew her for two days." Helena Troy's trail had led to Prague. "Palika was your best lead. You got distracted and Palika disappeared. Idiot."
" Get your dumb ass over here. What the hell ya doin?" Knott resented the entrance and was suspicious of the Megacorps sticker, that distinctive red logo which appeared in every public space in Europe.

"Hey, boss! Do you like the car? And check out the sticker! I QR coded the logo at the metro station, ran a bar code underneath it, and created a parking permit in Photoshop. You know what the bar code is for? Twinkies! No one ever looks at those anyway. So, what are we up to?"
"Great, kid. Twinkies, really? But enough of that. Did you find the hankie? Was it where I told ya to look for it?"

"Yeah, I got it right here. And it was right where you said, in the top drawer of that lady's dressing table, right next to her perfume and stuff, boss. You were right! Here it is."

The rookie took a carefully folded, Irish linen handkerchief out of his pocket.

"See, it says "KR" in the corner. What's it mean anyway? Is it a clue or something? I'm askin' ya cuz I seen this guy, tall guy, heavy, watching me when I went into her house."
Meanwhile, Madame had gathered herself and removed her lavender coat, only to reveal an amazing figure, one obviously well cared for. Salvatore was momentarily caught off guard, but immediately returned to the subject at hand. "I have to explain", he said, motioning to the lifeless blue body on the floor.
The woman entering the door removed her lavender coat as well, handed it to Salvatore, and stared unblinking at Madame.

Madame hadn't changed a bit, still perfectly groomed and toned. There was one change that did not go unremarked, and that was the scar under the left eye. Elizabeth remembered the night in Prague, when the two of them had clattered down the streets in their heels. She'd never forgiven herself for abandoning Madame who had stumbled just as the Megacorps van caught up to them. What had happened to the older woman that night in Prague?
Now that she had there attention, Madame reached behind the door and pulled out Ole Bess, her 36" double barrel side by side with full and modified choke, shotgun.
Elizabeth breezed by Salvatore and air kissed Madame on both cheeks, looking over her shoulder at the figure on the floor at her feet.

"Oh, Kaline, why so blue? Oh that's right, you're dead." Elizabeth started playing with the slim diamond bracelet on her left wrist.

"Look, Knott's outside. We don't have much time. Where's the bag?"
The three of them turned their attention to the bag. At first the contents seemed unremarkable. A box of Nag Champa incense, an alarm clock, a map of Italy, two tickets to the opening night of Carmen at the Palace de Bastille in Paris, and keys to a Hertz rental car.
Salvatore felt at once small and large, taking Elizabeth's coat from her. His big self wanted to protect her, as he had in those days nights after the Prague incident. She looked almost frail now, but the way she'd spit out the words to Kalene reminded him that Elizabeth had knife edges all over her. And he felt small, and remembered her cruel treatment. The socket in his head throbbed.
Elizabeth's knife edges were well earned, albeit nobody else knew the real reasons why. If only Salvatore could understand the extent of her feelings for him, and the reasons for her cruel treatment of him. How desperately she had tried to put him out of her mind, only to protect him.
Elizabeth remembered Kaline's husband, at least the one she kept in Prague. There were others in other cities. What was his name? They all used to refer to him as her Czechmate.
Anatoly- yes Tolya- that was it. A strange man, with a beautiful singing voice, but that horrid scar on his cheek... Never mention it, Kaline had begged her. It will trigger memories of his other life and that that nightmare in Odessa...
Love the idea! Lemme think.... R.
With everyone's interior monologues proceeding at the pace of a Formula 3 Ducati on the NE straightaway at LeMans in October, Madame had to discharge one of the barrels of her 10-gauge hand-crafted Merkel with gold inlaid engraving to get their attention. The blast reduced the priceless crystal chandelier to a fine mist of glistering fairy dust and propelled Madame backwards into the missing (from the art world) marble sculpture of one of the lesser Medicis by da Vinci, toppling the infinitely exquisite piece to the floor with a mighty KRUNCHETY KCRACKETY KABOOM whereupon it deconstructed into many many many smaller pieces that skittered, scattering across the marble floor and elicited a disbelieving little eek from the miniature mouth of the mammoth Salvatore who had orchestrated the statue's theft from the National Gallery of Prague and its smuggling to this very vertiginously vast vestibule.

"Ho!" shouted Det. Knot, "I mean, 'Yo! Ho! It's off to war we go!" He grabbed the rookie and shoved him forward, barking orders as the two men scrabbled across the street toward the mansion. "You'll be going through the door first, son, as it's time you learned to step up and be counted. You forgot your sidearm? Oh, well, shit, just cock your finger and look fierce. You are, after all, an officer of the court. I'll have your back, of course. Wouldn't have it any other way.

"Now then, into the breach we goooooooo..."
"Now look at this mess!" Salvatore cried. "They are sure to have heard the ruckus." He stepped back, pulled the braided belt tighter around his massive waist.
There at the bottom of the steps, Madame's stumble ended. She was out cold if not dead. The gun blast had sent her backwards down the front steps and into the gilded railing.
Two down, and not much time think.
It was just then that a small, red haired child came running out of one of the upper rooms, coming to a screeching halt at the top of the lavish staircase. In her hand was a small doll, a blanket and a something that looked like a piece of fruit. While teetering in the distance, the small red something, almost like an apple, but not quite, slipped from her fingers and bounced it's way down the curving steps. She immediately ran from the top of the stairs back in the direction that she had come. Madame had instructed her to do that if there was ever any big explosion about to take place.

She had been well trained, so she ran. After dropping the apple like object, the explosion would not be too far off. The Madame has always been quite the master of deception. It was nothing for her to indoctrinate her granddaughter, as she herself had once been, at the very same age. The art of war and conflict was, after all, not just a man's world. It would do nothing for a woman if she did not apply it to everyday criminal activities, especially those which could be construed as national interest. So there it was now. The explosion, just enough noise, smoke and dust for Madame to escape.
Elizabeth had been luck to escape Sally's evil earlier ways.
After being abused by the thief as a mere child, she wasn't about to let him have the last word again. Not now that the bag had been found.
The mayonnaise she had festered just for this occasion would soon 'kick' in.
Knowing his weakness for pork belly baguettes would be her exit strategy.
"Just like in the Opera." She purred as she floated past the mess.
She could see he was already sweating heavily.
If only she could. Now slumped over the hand rail.
Madame's time over...foiled by her own blood.
They turned to see the red ball bounce...once...twice...
Just then the front door burst open and the rookie fell into the vestibule, landing on his face and extended index finger, fracturing the finger in three distinct places with a hairline crack in a fourth and, of course, mashing his into a lump of bloody pudding. The red ball then bounced into the gaping mouth of Det. Knott, who exclaimed in surprise, "Wha????" projecting the red ball across the vestibule and onto the stairscase where it bounced back up from whence it came. And then...
E R R A T U M: Please insert the word "nose" after "his" after "mashing." Carry on.
This post has won a Readers' Picks Award.
Sorry to interrupt - but great idea! Rated, with love for the Surrealists and for you guys! I can't wait to read what's going to happen next!
Zdenko caught the red ball and held it to his nose, longing for a sniff of her, the woman who abandoned him in Prague. Now that he had found her, he intended to find out why she had been so cruel, so fast moving...so eager to leave him for a one eyed man!
Such mayhem in the mansion, Knott and his idiotic assistant standing amongst the dust. Salvatore, Elizabeth and the red headed child disappeared into safety but where was Madame? Perhaps into one of the many hideouts within the cavernous mansion. Only the blue body remained somehow glistening with mystery. Meanwhile , in the hidden room in safety, Salvatore and Elizabeth and the bag. The contents, what do they mean? Where is Madame? The red headed child was desperately trying to get their attention, to no avail. Damn its tough to be a child, so much more intelligent than these stupid adults.
And then...and then...a groaning from beneath the littered marble floor of the vastly indulgent vestibule emits. A marble trapdoor scrapes, grinds and creeeeeaks open, releasing an odor that could only have come from a dozen ancient graves and one fairly recent one - recent enough that the decomposition within was yet unfinished. Slowly, in incremental THUMPS of acoustically ascending decibels, those still alive and conscious in the obscenely enormous room stare fixedly at the abhorrently stenchful opening as the top of a head emerges and continues its ascent until the full figures of the full-figured Madame has arisen and is standing proudly in their midst.

"Oh. My. God.," blurted Det. Knotts's moronic rookie through the glops of clotting blood sliding earthward from the mangled remains of what had been a nose.

"What?" gasped the others in polyphonic unison.

The rookie tried to explain, but his words fell to the marble floor in garbled burblings. His boss, thus was compelled to assume the responsibility of taking the baton from his laughable excuse for an entry-level sworn officer of the law and said. "She's become...cough cough...a ZOMBIE!!! RUN! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

But nobody heeded him. Knott simply did not have the command voice needed in a senior officer of the law to herd the citizenry at his behest.
And then...And the...HEY, HURRY UP, SOMEBODY! I'M JUST A PLACEHOLDER HERE. I HAVE NO INDEPENDENT IMAGINATION!
Knott stood there and remembered what Seth Seth Grahame-Smith of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies once said," It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

But Knott thought to himself, " there will always be another Prague".
As soon as the thought passed through his mind he immediately knew that there would not be another Prague, there could not be, not in the way the first events had unfolded.

It was in the summer a couple of years after the Velvet Revolution had swept out the dying remnants of the corrupt Soviet supported bureaucracy out of town. You could still feel the hope in air, although it was already being tempered by the realities of having to recreate an economy from the ground up.

Knott had been working for one of the large security companies which swoop in like vultures every time regime change occurs. It was his first overseas assignment and he had been happy to get out of the cubicle maze of the New York headquarters. He was supposed to conduct due diligence on a number of light manufacturing companies of interest to US investors.

Five star hotel accommodations were hard to get as the major hotel chains had no yet moved in and the city was still in the process of sorting out ownership of the grand baroque and art nouveau buildings in Old Town and Mala Strana (Lesser Town) directly on the other side of the river across the Charles Bridge.
Knowing that he was going to be there a few weeks he had taken the attic apartment in a four story building. It had just been released into private hands by the government under its program of returning assets back to their pre-communist owners. A bit shabby it afforded great views of the monastery out the back and a small tree lined square out the front. The family that now owned the building was slowly converting the high ceilinged rooms into guest suites in the hopes of attracting tourists and their hard currencies. The attic was the last to be scheduled for repair. The rough aged wooden crossbeams and low angled ceilings gave it an air of an underground den yet it was suspended stories above the street.

He first caught sight of Kalene as he was walking by an outdoor café. She was waiting tables, her hair tied back with one or two strands falling across her face as she bent over to clear the remains of a pork, cabbage and dumplings lunch of an older German couple. She looked up and briefly made eye contact with Knott and flashed him a half smile before she disappeared inside of the café. That fleeting encounter was enough to burn her image into his psyche. He walked onwards down the street laid out in arcs of cobblestones.

That small opening contrasted heavily with the last time he saw her when she closed the door in his face at the home of Mr. Palika. It aborted the two days that they had spent together after he went back to the café to find her. Two days of excitement and bliss gone in an instant. What happened? Were those dream-like days actually a dream? Had he had the anti-Kafka dream? The one which afforded a reward rather than a punishment? How could she be related to Palika and where did she go after the door slammed and his repeated attempts to get inside failed? The memory and the abrupt end still haunted him. As much as he desired it there could not be another Prague.
And this is the moment Knott, always a tad slow with basic math, finally understood the square root of the hypoteneuse to the third power minus six: If there could never be another Prague then they would have to pretend their little corner of Paris was Prague. Voila! He fumbled with the holster on his belt, eventually managing to unsnap the flap that enabled him to withdraw the the old Webley-Fosbery he hadn't fired since he led the lead platoon in the Charge of the Light Brigade, and which might not even be loaded - he couldn't remember - and wave it menacingly around the voluminous vestibule, exclaiming, "Attention, s'il vous plaît! Vous êtes tous sous la suspicion et sont donc en état d'arrestation immédiate!"

He had memorized this phrase, having no idea what it meant other than that whenever he delivered it in the pursuit of his official duties, people within earshot usually paid attention to whatever he chose to say next. This now they did. Unfortunately, Knott had not prepared anything to follow his French phrase, and so he merely stood awkwardly rotating the "hard stare" he'd learned at the police academy from suspect to suspect and back again. He ceased waving the Webley-Fosbery when his arm grew tired and he feared his fingers would spasm and inadvertently pull the trigger.
"That fool, what an idiot. Help me with this door." Sally had been the one to pull open the escape hatch. Unfortunately it was also where he was stashing his, shall we say, past transgressions. Several bodies, eleven to be exact left to rot, deep below his lavish lifestyle. "Follow me." He hissed at Elizabeth grabbing her wrist.
She had no choice but to follow him down the dark staircase of the ancient mansion.
"That smell." She gasped, knowing the stench of decaying flesh.
Overhead the blast erupted, causing a flurry of crumbling plaster to rain down on their heads.
"I always knew that kid was trouble." Sally coughed out in anger. His grasp on her wrist tightened as he pulled her further down the winding stairs. Down and away from the the chaos.
"You can let go of my wrist, Sally. I'm right behind you." She pulled the Ferragamo silk scarf over her mouth and tied it up behind her neck, careful not to disturb her chignon. The smell rose to meet them.
It won't be long now, she thought to herself.
Salvatore's skin crawled from the stench. His stomach began to churn.
Evil has a way of trumping itself.
The blast hadn't released any zombie. True, the stench from the trap door was enough to make them all gag, but when the dust cleared, a battered Madame, very much alive, was stand amidst the rubble.
"What do you mean... We're all under arrest!" She spit out the words with disdain.
She turned, scanning for the survivors. Even though the stair case was partially missing Madame saw no signs of her Granddaughter amongst the mess.
Still there were no signs of Sally and Elizabeth save that awful purple trench coat and this stinking hole in the floor.
That meant the pouch was missing as well. She had been scooped.
"What are you screaming at... you silly silly man." She barked back at Knott.
"There," pointing her battered and bleeding hand at the opening, "They've escaped down there. Fool you've let them escape."
to the catacombes
"Me..." Knott looked dazed. "Where is Kalene? What have you done with her?" He raised the pistol, his hand shaking now.
"Foolish man. Like I said, You've let then escape." Madame held her shredded sleeve up to her nose, blocking the filthy stench.
"Down into the catacombs?"
"Yes down... down you idiot." She slumped to her knee.
"Down into the catacombs? Do you think I'm a fool? This was a trap and like mice, they are where I want them to be. They will be dead soon and then, so will you.