- Hell's Kitchen, New York, USA
- January 01
- Joliet Prison Psychiatric Ward
- Writer and bar room philosopher.
Convictions for molesting verbs and fragmenting sentences without a license.
Author of Married Men's Militia — a Battleguide for Divorcing Guys.
After I made a heroic escape from the Joliet Prison Psychward by braiding my beard and pulling a Rapunzel, I changed my identity from John Patrick Gallagher to Colonel Patton Lee Beaugus.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Debunkin’ Da Bunk: Why Obama
Is Not Failing
September 28, 2010 01:44PM
- The Holy Ghost Will Work For
January 29, 2010 07:55AM
- Tunes To Fight The War On
November 18, 2009 07:55AM
- Let's Make OS Into Dungeons &
November 15, 2009 07:03AM
- Should We Legalize The Good
November 11, 2009 01:14PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You mean I'm not
December 12, 2010 09:00AM
- “I didn't think it was
possible to get nostalgic
Green, but you
December 10, 2010 02:14PM
- “Anyone who watches
Fringe is nerd. I certainly
am. I guess
that means we all
December 03, 2010 11:45AM
- “Quite beautiful.
November 29, 2010 07:07AM
- “My proctologist is
November 28, 2010 09:33AM
Patton Lee Beaugus's Links
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An esoteric essay on current economic perceptions and the fallacies therein. Or something like that.
Negativity rules these days, in the media, at the lunch counters, the tennis court juice bars, the beauty shops, opium dens, and on the bar stools occupied by guys who teasingly show off thei… Read full post »
Written Under Divine Inspiration by Paddy The Prophet
As a child who thought as a child, I believed what I was taught by nuns with sharp rulers that there was only one God. One… Read full post »
One terrorist act was enough to start two patriotic wars in the Middle East. Now we have a new terrorist act in Texas with the largest body count since 9-11.
This act of terror demands we declare war on somebody. Since we are already at war with radical Islam, it… Read full post »
By Carrie PreJean as told to the Reverend Patton Lee Beaugus in a vision
Carrie PreJean appeared to me in a dream in all her radiant glory, if you know what I mean. God’s Favorite Beauty Queen told me that although Vivid offered her a million dollars to do a… Read full post »
I would like to leave a legacy to those who follow me. Figuring out what it should be has turned out to be difficult. And not only because I’m half blotto.
Unfortunately, I have no empire to divide into bequests. I have no body of artistic work beyond a number… Read full post »
Columbus Day is arguably one of the dumbest American holidays — especially since there is no "Leif Erikson Day", or even a "We Were Already Here, Stupid EuroTrash" Day. Nonetheless, it is a holiday the Italiens seem to like, but I'd wager a salami that "Frank Sinatra Day" would be even… Read full post »
When it comes to economics, I want more than theories, generalities, and commonly wrong wisdom. I want to know the numbers. And I want to know how those numbers were generated.
Hidden inside some computers somewhere there are mathematical models and equations. I know it. You… Read full post »
I watched the Senate Subcommittee doing the markup of the Bachus bill, and it is obvious (in case you've been asleep for 9 months) Bi-partisianship has failed. It takes two to bi, and Republicans don’t want to try.
The GOP has decided that for their side to win Obama, Pelosi, Healt… Read full post »
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