Patton Lee Beaugus
- Location
- Hell's Kitchen, New York, USA
- Birthday
- January 01
- Title
- inmate/escapee
- Company
- Joliet Prison Psychiatric Ward
- Bio
- Writer and bar room philosopher.
Convictions for molesting verbs and fragmenting sentences without a license.
Author of Married Men's Militia — a Battleguide for Divorcing Guys.
After I made a heroic escape from the Joliet Prison Psychward by braiding my beard and pulling a Rapunzel, I changed my identity from John Patrick Gallagher to Colonel Patton Lee Beaugus.
http://buddabings.com
MY RECENT POSTS
- Debunkin’ Da Bunk: Why Obama
Is Not Failing
September 28, 2010 01:44PM - The Holy Ghost Will Work For
Food
January 29, 2010 07:55AM - Tunes To Fight The War On
Drugs By
November 18, 2009 07:55AM - Let's Make OS Into Dungeons &
Dragons
November 15, 2009 07:03AM - Should We Legalize The Good
Sht, Man?
November 11, 2009 01:14PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You mean I'm not
real?”
December 12, 2010 09:00AM - “I didn't think it was
possible to get nostalgic
about Cabrini
Green, but you
got…”
December 10, 2010 02:14PM - “Anyone who watches
Fringe is nerd. I certainly
am. I guess
that means we all
ow…”
December 03, 2010 11:45AM - “Quite beautiful.
Rated”
November 29, 2010 07:07AM - “My proctologist is
Jiminy Gerbil.”
November 28, 2010 09:33AM
Patton Lee Beaugus's Links
- A Patton Lee Beaugus Christmas
- #12: Backdoored For Christmas
- #11: I Want To Believe In Santa Claus
- #10: Hello D'Oliya
- #9: How To Survive A Christmas Eve Panic Attack
- Beginning: Home For The Holidays
- #8: I Want To Be Evil
- #7: The Anti-Claus Is Coming To Town
- #6: It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer
- #5: Bad is Good
- #4: Zoot Suit Weedwacker
- #3: Christmas Rapping
- Prologue: Heads Up
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