Patton Lee Beaugus
- Location
- Hell's Kitchen, New York, USA
- Birthday
- January 01
- Title
- inmate/escapee
- Company
- Joliet Prison Psychiatric Ward
- Bio
- Writer and bar room philosopher.
Convictions for molesting verbs and fragmenting sentences without a license.
Author of Married Men's Militia — a Battleguide for Divorcing Guys.
After I made a heroic escape from the Joliet Prison Psychward by braiding my beard and pulling a Rapunzel, I changed my identity from John Patrick Gallagher to Colonel Patton Lee Beaugus.
http://buddabings.com
MY RECENT POSTS
- Debunkin’ Da Bunk: Why Obama
Is Not Failing
September 28, 2010 01:44PM - The Holy Ghost Will Work For
Food
January 29, 2010 07:55AM - Tunes To Fight The War On
Drugs By
November 18, 2009 07:55AM - Let's Make OS Into Dungeons &
Dragons
November 15, 2009 07:03AM - Should We Legalize The Good
Sht, Man?
November 11, 2009 01:14PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You mean I'm not
real?”
December 12, 2010 09:00AM - “I didn't think it was
possible to get nostalgic
about Cabrini
Green, but you
got…”
December 10, 2010 02:14PM - “Anyone who watches
Fringe is nerd. I certainly
am. I guess
that means we all
ow…”
December 03, 2010 11:45AM - “Quite beautiful.
Rated”
November 29, 2010 07:07AM - “My proctologist is
Jiminy Gerbil.”
November 28, 2010 09:33AM
Patton Lee Beaugus's Links
- A Patton Lee Beaugus Christmas
- #12: Backdoored For Christmas
- #11: I Want To Believe In Santa Claus
- #10: Hello D'Oliya
- #9: How To Survive A Christmas Eve Panic Attack
- Beginning: Home For The Holidays
- #8: I Want To Be Evil
- #7: The Anti-Claus Is Coming To Town
- #6: It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer
- #5: Bad is Good
- #4: Zoot Suit Weedwacker
- #3: Christmas Rapping
- Prologue: Heads Up
- 696 Views
- 35 Comments
An OS Wanna-Be
NOVEMBER 8, 2009 7:13AM EST
- 980 Views
- 38 Comments
Let's Make OS Into Dungeons & Dragons
NOVEMBER 15, 2009 7:20AM EST
- 1061 Views
- 16 Comments
Should We Legalize The Good Sht, Man?
NOVEMBER 11, 2009 1:33PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 893 Views
- 14 Comments
The New Business Dresscode
OCTOBER 1, 2009 8:05AM EDT
- 989 Views
- 14 Comments
The Texas Terrorist Attack Demands A Response
NOVEMBER 7, 2009 11:22AM EST
- 1426 Views
- 13 Comments
Tunes To Fight The War On Drugs By
NOVEMBER 18, 2009 7:57AM EST
- 597 Views
- 7 Comments
I Had Holy Sex With Jesus
NOVEMBER 6, 2009 12:45PM EST
- 560 Views
- 11 Comments
The Joy Of Projectile Vomiting And Other Drunk Tricks
NOVEMBER 1, 2009 7:56AM EST
- 1024 Views
- 5 Comments
GOP Adopts Marxist Philosophy — Groucho's
SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 12:23PM EDT
- 574 Views
- 8 Comments
We've Got China All Wrong
OCTOBER 5, 2009 11:57AM EDT
- 464 Views
- 7 Comments
Do You Have The Rights Of The Righteous?
OCTOBER 15, 2009 6:47AM EDT
- 645 Views
- 6 Comments
Technology 235 — Me Zero
OCTOBER 23, 2009 8:43AM EDT
- 697 Views
- 5 Comments
Beck Operation A Secret Socialist Plot
NOVEMBER 9, 2009 7:50AM EST
- 522 Views
- 6 Comments
Yo, Econ Wonks! Show Me The Numbers!
SEPTEMBER 28, 2009 10:36AM EDT
- 529 Views
- 9 Comments
Be Your Own Float
OCTOBER 12, 2009 7:15AM EDT
- 204 Views
- 1 Comments
Debunkin’ Da Bunk: Why Obama Is Not Failing
SEPTEMBER 28, 2010 1:54PM EDT
- 557 Views
- 1 Comments
The Holy Ghost Will Work For Food
JANUARY 29, 2010 7:55AM EST
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