Ideology, ignorance and absolutism
Ideology is one of the often misused words in political conversations. This isn’t surprising considering most political conversations are riddled with words that have more attachment to emotion than meaning. However, if you want to improve your political word power, sound smarter than your adversary and win the admiration of neighbors and friends, knowing what the words mean helps.
While the popular meaning of ideology has drifted to describing any set of ideas that guide one’s actions, it is, in its most original meaning a political word. Like the terms right and left wing, ideology is a product of the French Revolution. It describes knowing the conclusions of a political philosophy without knowing the truths, observations and justifications used to arrive at those conclusions. Ideology is a political philosophy that is, to a significant degree, stripped of epistemology, yet is still used to guide one's actions.
Because ideology is a reduction of a philosophical conclusion, it is, naturally, more accessible to people whose political minds have less capacity for, or interest in, the complexities of philosophy. When a situation arises that doesn't neatly fit into their understanding, their ignorance of idea construction can lead to bizarre interpretations and prescriptions. The problem with ideology isn’t in having one as a belief, though; it’s when that belief is expressed as an absolute.
Within the realm of reason absolutes are dead end roads. Those who hold to absolutes are denying reason its proper function, as no mind can conceive every possible scenario that might arise from the application of an idea. However, absolutism is comforting to the least intelligent among us, as it requires only a single thought.
So ideology invites, but does not insist that ignorant people participate. But they do, and often in great numbers, as excited ignorance tends to feed on its own set of delusions. Once established as a political movement it never ends due to voluntary agreement among the adherents. Even if it accomplishes the original objective, the goal is never as motivating as the mass self-induced excitement that becomes the new, self-justifying end. Radical ideological movements either destroy themselves or everything around them. The only question is which comes first.
How political philosophy devolves into radicalism
I will use a microwave oven analogy to describe how an ideology can devolve into radicalism for two reasons.
First, it’s far easier to understand the concept when it’s based on something everyone knows well enough. Secondly , because anyone who knows me realizes I would never disparage somebody’s political beliefs or wish the powers-that-be declare a universal sarcasm font (just a suggestion...).
The philosophy of this analogy is Electrism. While few, I included, have a deep understanding of why electricity performs as it does, I’ll declare the a priori, foundational truths of this philosophy to be hot, neutral and ground (a version of our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness), represented in most house wiring as the black, white and green wires. Most people have an ideological understanding of Electrism, knowing only that when you put the plug into the socket, it makes your microwave work.
Suppose a guy fixes himself a bag of popcorn. Upon removing it he ignores the label directions and decides to stick his fingers into the opening.
He gets second degree burns on his knuckles and, while reacting in pain, tears the bag open and scatters popcorn all over the kitchen floor. After the ordeal of initial pain and cool water application he begins to reflect on the incident. He wonders if the oven can cool things down to a “handling temperature” so such injuries could be avoided.
After further pondering, his ideological understanding leads him to believe that if a microwave can heat a cup of water in 2 minutes, by turning the plug over it will make ice in the same amount of time. He is sure it can be done and is the only way to make the oven serve its proper, safe purpose. He feels as if he is on the verge of a great discovery that will revolutionize microwave oven technology. He’s convinced his logic is clear, and he is grateful that others haven’t discovered this simple concept. He imagines the glory of being held in the same esteem as Edison, or receiving a Nobel Prize.
But a 3-pronged plug can’t simply be turned over and stuck into a common household socket.
He cuts the oven’s wires, strips the insulation and reverses the hot and neutral, wraps it with black tape and plugs it in. He puts a cup of water on the turntable, punches the button and...makes hot water in 2 minutes. He wonders how this can be. After all, his logic is firm. It should work as his calculations described. It must be that some nefarious influence is working against him.
His ideology has made him an absolutist, therefore an ideologue.
He decides to pursue a deeper understanding. He Googles “electricity” and begins looking for this dark influence. He reads a how-to article on jumpstarting a car. He notices that in that explanation, the hot wire is called “positive” and the neutral is "negative." Of course! Negative! That explains why his theory didn’t produce the positive results his calculation promised. Why was the media hiding this truth? He tells a few of his friends about his theory, but they dismiss his ideas as absurd. “What can one expect,” he thinks, “from the Negatarians!”
The ideologue always justifies his beliefs by imagining his "adversary" is his mirror image.
He continues to devolve...
The newly minted Positarian again strips the wires, but this time he caps the neutral, “Negatarian” wire, substituting the ground wire in its place. He plugs it back in, puts the cup of water on the turntable and punches the button. The oven hums and buzzes, but the water doesn’t turn into ice, nor does it get hot! The turntable doesn’t even spin! How could this be? His theory is well “grounded,” he surmises, so it must be yet another dark influence at work.
He performs additional research, this time focused on the microwave oven.
What he reads about the magnetron is a bit beyond his ability to understand, but he notices that the turntable is operated by a small electric motor, so he decides to study that. He reads that an electric motor has a stator and a commutator. Ah-ha! Of course! Now he’s not only smarter, he’s getting downright angry! It’s not just the dark influence of the Negatarians, it’s also Statorism and Commutism!
Thus he becomes a fanatic (and a libertarian).
But what can be done? How does one get around the nefarious influences of the Negatarian Statorist Commutists? He can’t do this alone, so he starts a website. To his great relief he discovers he’s not the only one who has been unfairly injured by a bag of popcorn. Others are also seeking an answer to the “handling temperature” dilemma, and now they look to him as a leader.
His followers praise him for his knowledge, and for exposing the conspiracy of the Statorist Commutist Negatarians. Just as he blames nefarious external forces for the conspiracy to turn America into a nation of singed-knuckle slaves, he decides that certainly God is on the side of the Positarian cause. After all, burn=fire=hell=Satan=Negatarianism.
His following grows as the word spreads about the very real (but imaginary) enemies of the safe, sane microwavism of God and the Founders (these knuckle-singed faithful are, after all, not the brightest bulbs in the oven). He is given an AM radio show to advance his theories and explain to the Positarians what they, as a group of like-minded individualists, should do.
Soon they all speak with one voice, reciting the slogan of the revolution:
“We must put to an end, once and for all, to the dangerous Burnialism of the Statorist Commutist Negatraians! Our very lives and the future of America as a great nation depend on it!”
The Negatarians must be converted, marginalized or eliminated!
Now he and his followers have become radicals.
And he gets a show on Fox.

Popcorn photo -- grantlairdjr
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Comments
Sounds like a lot or people I know who call themselves "Liberal" or "Progressive".
"The absolute result of all of this would be that, when there are no entitlement programs, the arguments about them, their costs, their frauds, and their oppression..."
And
"The second absolute result of all of this would be that you would have more money in your pocket to provide for your needs, as you saw fit. You could better provide for your own retirement, or not. . "
http://open.salon.com/blog/paul_j_orourke/2011/02/23/conservatives_-_v_-_unionslets_make_a_deal/comment
Let's just say your ideas are...exemplary.
I also recently had a discussion with one of my conservative coworkers about the difference between socialism and military dictatorships. I had to explain the idea that an economic system like capitalism can also exist with socialistic components. He was so resistant that I challenged him to "google" the terms, which he did. At that point, the conversation dynamics changed somewhat because his argument suddenly lost his enthusiastic support. I gave him credit for at least recognizing that and for his acceptance that he needed to adjust his outlook.
Actually, I encounter what you describe here often in discussions with the conservative coworkers who outnumber me where I work.
RATED
The ersatz conservatives act as if we have a choice between conservatism and socialism. I point out that Americans don't want to live under a system that impoverishes the many and funnels the wealth to a few faithful party loyalists.
Nor do we wish to live under socialism.
So, you mean that when I write:
"I whack you in the knee as hard as I can with a baseball bat. The absolute result of that action will be that you will feel pain.",
I am indulging in the absolutist ideology that you are criticizing in your posting?
Before you answer, you might review the context in which my quoted remarks were made.
Your Conservative Conscious,
Chris
PS. And Paul, if you do decide to respond, I will be, of course, grateful. Just try not to wonder off into the tulips too much. OK?
Sounds a lot like sex. More later -- comments that is, not sex.
Only somebody like you would think that a whack with a baseball bat is a political philosophy or act. Leave it to you to present an analogy that isn't even close to analogous.
I like conversing with intelligent people who have some knowledge of politics and philosophy. If you know somebody like that, send them my way.
The context in which your comments were made exists in the realm of the ignorant absolutist ideologue. You should limit your attempts at trying to sound intelligent to bubbling enthusiastically in one of Gordon's comment boxes. This space is more for adult political conversations. I really don't need or want your comments here, as I have read more than one, and one represents, in essence, all of them. You're fatuous and boring. Find another place to play.
The analogy works, absolutely. The absence of a cogent, substative response from you speaks volumes.
However, your responses always illuminate many aspects of your philosophy and intellect. As such, it's always worthwhile pricking your balloon.
Your Conservative, Conscious, Curmudgeonly, Cousin
Chris
Chris
Only more satisfying.
It is a lot like sex, Tom, in that the Beckians have collectively f-ed each others brains out.
I think that's why the hero of this story was so angry. One cannot walk on singed knuckles.
Mr,
I think Glenn's kernels of whizz-dumb don't pop because there's no there in there.
Liked the analogy though, would work well in a class, and nice to see you again.
I was raised around a couple of in-family intellectuals, and know well that it can produce brilliant or dismal results. Sometimes the best performing PhD's are the ones known as Post hole Diggers.
I think the best thinking comes out of enlightenment combined with intelligence. Even then, it's still a crap shoot. After all, as I have said before, Ayn Rand was an intellectual, among other bad examples.
Thanks for commenting and it's also nice to see you, though I often keep up with foreign policy by reading your blog. That takes some talent, as yours is the fastest moving blog on OS.
I recall, back in the Cold War days, the many people who loudly expressed their hatred for "commies". When I asked, no one of them could ever tell me what communism or a communist actually is. But they knew they hated them. It's amazing what beliefs can do!
I'll MAKE time to read more of your writing after reading this... ;-)
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You're being very generous here, Paul. Given the major lack of understanding illustrated in the previous steps, we’re not expecting this person to know how to strip the insulation and reverse the polarity…
I thought UncleCraker posted an illuminating comment above.
What's amazing is those same people are still fighting the Cold War. Like I say in the post, sort of, the journey soon becomes the end...but is endless.
Kanuk,
I didn't mention this, but the first time he cut the wires the oven was still plugged in. So, his decision to cut the wires after unplugging, and what followed, was a result of a Skinnerian process of learning through negative reinforcement.
YouSee has agreed to serve his side odor ala' carte.
Thanks.
I have a plan to drown all of the Beckian Positarians in the Gulf of Mexico. All we have to do is convince Glenn to move to Puerto Rico. If that doesn't work, we put a potent bacteria in the big vat at the Maalox plant.
Another benefit is that will put an end to calls for statehood for Puerto Rico. And that means none of the Positarian children will ever be eligible to become President -- unless their also Kenyan Mau-Mauist Maoists.
Your theory has a fatal flaw.
The Positarians will, as ideologues do, decide their ideas will work with any thing that gets plugged in. Therefore, they will flip their women over before they commence pluggin'. This is a sure path to extinction, accent on the second syllable...I love double entendres...ass long as I'm not on the receiving...end.
Buy a pan of Jiffy Pop. Don't tempt fate.
Firsk,
I think they'll want to preserve the Positarian wires, with an idea towards eliminating the Negatarian ones. Therefore they will only tear down the poles to achieve that, and the power company workers will know by the lumps of charcoal broiled Positarians where to set the new poles. This will eventually cause anthropologists to add a subspecies to homo sapiens -- ideologicus combustus.
Your theory has a fatal flaw.
The Positarians will, as ideologues do, decide their ideas will work with any thing that gets plugged in. Therefore, they will flip their women over before they commence pluggin'. This is a sure path to extinction, accent on the second syllable...I love double entendres...as long as I'm not on the receiving end.
"Ideology . . .
They're not talkin' 'bout right and left
They're talkin' 'bout
Right and wrong - do you know the difference
Right and wrong - do you know the difference
Tween the right and the left and the east and the west
What you know and the things that you'll never see"
The inimitable Joe Jackson (circa 1986, unsurprisingly)
"What you know and the things that you'll never see"
Exactly. The problem is in "knowing" what you can't see.